AH AH AH AH AH AH. Am I the ONLY sour cherry on ur fruit stand? Bwahah, sorry guys. Gossip Girl moment. That song is SOOO good. And I'm sorta hyppper XD listen to it : Sour Cherry by the Kills.

Interesting chapter. Kinda funny, made me laugh :D

--Bella--

I was no longer intent on finding Jacob Black. Ever. Now that I had, well, there wasn't much left to be done.

After my spastic attack, I sorta ran off, giggling. Anywhere but there was good for me.

I ended up running to the school gym. That was...strange, to say in the least. The most uncoordinated person in the world going to the athletic department for refuge. Yup, the world has officially stopped spinning. Everything's whack-o.

I had half the nerve to smack Jake for even talking to the bimbo. Of all people, he should know those kinds of girls only want his body.

And that girl! That no-good living piece of crap. What did she think she was in for?

I was beyond pissed. No, that's not even the word to describe it.

I huffed, running up the bleachers to soak in my suckish life at the moment. Ek.

--Edward--

I was staring at Jasper intently. He looked at me weirdly. I couldn't blame him.

There was still something I wanted from my best friend...

"Do I have lipstick on my face or something?" Jasper touched his face, eyebrows raising.

My eyes widened at his comment. What exactly HAD he been doing when I wasn't there? If he thought kissing some other girl--

"Kidding. Gosh." He rolled his eyes fully. I shoved him.

"Not funny. When you date..." I flinched, pausing. He smirked. "...my sister, you better not be doing anything else."

"Don't you mean doing anybody else."

I growled and kicked him.

"KIDDING! Take a joke Eddie."

"Pervert."

"Sue me Eddie-boy. At least I act like a male."

Oh no he didn't. Did he just question my manhood?

"I don't think you want me to prove that to you." Unless he wanted to see my..thingy, which was not a possibility. EWWW.

"Ew. Please, no more emotional scarring today."

I scoffed. "YOU? Emotional scarring?" If anyone, I'd suffered the most today with my sister dating this idiot and all.

We strolled casually out of the bathroom. I still had yet to ask him.

"So..."

"So..." He started, imitating me.

"You're new route. What was it again?"

"101." His tone was indifferent. Like he didn't care. Well, I sure as hell did.

"I..." He noticed my weirdness. This was going to be awkward. I'd never actually talked about a girl. Not one I really was drawn to. This was the perfect opportunity for Jasper to make fun of me. And I hated giving him those chances.

"Can we switch routes?"

He stopped walking. "But you just got a promotion, right?" Like I cared. Money was the least of my issues.

"Yeah." My voice dropped. He noticed. Crap.

"What are you hiding Edward Cullen?"

Uh-oh. Not good. I might have to tell him.

"I just want my old route back. Wanna switch?" I tried to shrug off my tone. It sounded too much like I cared, which I did. He just didn't have to know.

"No." His voice dropped a little and he stared at me, concerned. "Not until you tell me why."

Well, this sucked. He officially knew something was up.

I hated lying to him too. But girls and Jasper. You can see how well those two mix.

"Never mind." There would be other ways to persuade him. I kept walking.

He grabbed my shoulder and yanked me back.

"It's a GIRL! Isn't it?" Darn it. I hate him.

I sighed. "Yes. Happy?" I pulled back my shoulder and he glanced at me, anticipating.

"Name?"

"She doesn't go here." He looked up at me, eyes full of praise.

"Can we just switch. Please. Come on, I need this."

He smirked. "Fine. But only because it involves you and a girl." Gosh, he made it sound like I was gay.

I smiled though, content. Route 101 meant Bella Swan once again. Mmmm.

--Bella--

There was something orange laying on the floor of the gym. I think it's called a basketball.

I jumped out of my seat and grabbed the object.

Yup, Jake plays basketball.

UGH! JAKE!

I launched the orange ball towards the wall with all of my might. Not a smart idea.

It quickly reflected off and came flying towards me. In less then two seconds flat, it hit me on the forehead, hard!

I was whoozy instantly. I saw stars. They were pretty.

I was going loopy. Not a good sign.

I started seeing a bunch of blurry things.

Well, this was a great way to die, by an inanimate object hitting me.

Wonderful. And that was the last thought I had before blackness overtook me.

--Edward--

"Do you have any freaking idea how we get out of this damn school?" Jasper yelled, questioning me. We were attempting to find the exit and head back to the field. But we weren't so successful.

You would think in a town as small as Forks, the high school would be uncomplex. Yeah, it was small, but pretty screwed up. Next time I'm bringing a map.

"Do you have a map?" Maybe if he did, we'd get lucky.

"Hmm, let me check...of course not! What do I look like, Dora the Explorer?" He scowled, whacking a locker. "Seriously, Edward. Where do you come up with this stuff? A map? For Christ's sake." Jeez, not my fault. Maybe he DID have a map. Some people might carry one around.

"Shut up. How're we gonna get outta here?" I slumped down next to him, onto the cold floor.

"I need to find Alice." Of course. Always thinking about a girl.

"We discussed this, stop daydreaming about my sister."

He shoved me. "We really need to get the hell out. I'm tired of you."

"The feeling's quite mutual."

And then I saw it. A door. I scurried to my feet to rush over there. Jasper looked up eagerly.

Never in my entire life have I been more happy to see a piece of wood. I pointed excitedly and shouted. Jasper ran.

A door. Thank you, God!

It was labeled: Girls' Gym. Hm. Whatever. It was a way out, hopefully.

I yanked open the door, feeling the cold air rush past me.

It was a big gym. But I didn't see any doors. What I did see was a little more shocking.

There was someone in the middle of the gym. Either sleeping or...passed out.

No one could have imagined my shock and desperation as we walked closer and I came face to face with an unconscious Bella Swan.

Did anybody expect THAT? Oh, Come on. I thought it was so funny how Bella managed to throw the ball and knock herself out. Hey, it can happen. It happened to a friend of mine and they had to call an ambulance. Except then it wasn't so funny. Heh. Isn't it great how Edward and Bella have met under such GREAT circumstances. lol, REVIEW, please :)