Like I said earlier, I love a pregnant hormonal Kensi Blye. I wrote this one-shot with an idea that I may write a series of related drabbles of different weeks through her pregnancy and Deeks dealing with her, them telling the team, her being being designated desk duty, a near accident in her early stages and deeks getting mad at her over it. I just have some ideas so I might write them if the muse sees fit! Anyways, this one was just a quick one this morning but I dreamed it so I felt like you all would enjoy it!

xoxo
-Toucheblye

It had been the surprise of the year for them. It's not that they didn't want it, they truly did, eventually. Eventually being the key word. Being two highly trained agents who escape terrorists, bombs, and shootouts on an almost daily occurrence, children would complicate their personal lives and professional lives. Especially their personal lives, a pregnant and hormonally fueled Special Agent Kensi Blye was fiercely scary.

"Deeks, I don't feel so well."

"Maybe we should take you to the doctor, we can be late to work for one day. If we get a case they will call us."

"Deeks I know why I don't feel well" She said as she slipped under the sheets to get into bed with her husband.

"It was not those fish tacos from Valencia!" He said defensively.

"No it's not.

"Why aren't you arguing with me?

"I'm pregnant."

"Well, I know we wanted to wait, but this is a good thing, right? We wanted little surfing ninja assassins."

"Yeah I think so, although I'm not sure if you're the father or not." She said with a smile as she shrugged her shoulders.

"Shut up. How about we celebrate with some ice cream sundaes, momma Deeks?"

"Alright, papa d."

And ever since that night Special Agent Marty Deeks has been learning all the quirks of his pregnant wife. Only 7 weeks into her pregnancy and she was already a challenge.

Deeks parked the car at mission, looking over to his wife. She had a jar of peanut butter in her left hand and a pickle in her right.

"That is disgusting. I know you are pregnant, but I didn't know hormones make it that gross."

"Shut up, leave me alone. Let me eat, I'm feeding your child.

"My child? If i'm not wrong, it takes two to make a baby. AND this baby has half of YOUR genes. So they are just as much of me as they are you, and judging by your eating habits this early on... they are more of you than me." Deeks said as he gave her a smile.

"I want a smoothie."

"Kens... You've had an omelette, three pickles, and half a jar of peanut butter. This isn't the feeding of the 5,000."

"Deeks, I want a smoothie." Kensi said as she felt the hormones over come her, and her eyes filled with tears. "Oh my god, I am not."

Deeks let out a slight laugh, as he felt Kensi punch him hard in his shoulder.

"Oh my god, are you?" Deeks said.

"I AM NOT."

"Oh, Kensalina, you are."

"I suggest for the safety of your own life, you drop me off and go get me a smoothie."

"I am not being late to work to get you a smoothie. I fear Hetty more than you."

"I WANT MY SMOOTHIE." Kensi said as she felt more tears gather. "WHY AM I CRYING, ITS A GODDAMN SMOOTHIE. AND HETTY IS THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS."

"I will tell everyone you were crying this morning."

"You would not."

"I'll make a deal with you- you come with me to get a smoothie, and we are late together. This is good because first I don't have to be late alone, second we can say we overslept and don't have to tell them why you needed a smoothie, seeing as they don't know your pregnant yet. And third, Hetty probably already knows but we can face the wrath of her together, and I do value my life so I'll get you that smoothie."

"I love you, you know that?" Kensi said with a soft smile on her face.

"You were just yelling at me one minute- and now, oh my. Let's go get you a smoothie you werido."

"Thanks Partner."

It was only 7 weeks, and Deeks smiled as a hormonal wife was one of the toughest challenges he would ever face.

"I wonder how the next 33 weeks are going to go." Deeks said with a laugh.

"Shut up and put the car in reverse, I want my smoothie."

"As you wish." He replied as he made his way to Jamba.

AH this was fun. You know the drill, leave a review if you want :)

xo