62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do.
Summary;
Coulson starts to make up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do. 62 of them in fact.
This fic shall include all the Avengers and known S. H. I. E. L. D agents.
Loki is not in it.
Sorry about that.
Disclaimer;
I OWN THE AVENGERS. Not.
Coulson's head jerked up as a large commotion was to be heard outside his office. Not directly outside, but the yells were so loud, that by rights it should have been. Had it been any other kind of screaming, he would have merely got someone else to go and sort it out.
But wasn't every day that you heard Natasha Romanoff screaming in horror.
He was out of his office in seconds, speed-walking down the various corridors until he reached the source of the angry screaming. Coulson's own eyes widened at the sight.
The mighty God of Thunder, Thor, was butt-naked in the corridor.
Tony and Clint were laughing hysterically, whereas Natasha was gesturing and screaming wildly, not knowing where to look.
"BLOODY HELL. PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON." She shrieked at him, her face all flustered.
"What is wrong? It is the state in which we are born in." He stated proudly, placing his hands on his hips and revealing...well...everything.
"FOR GOD'S SAKE." Natasha screamed, turning away and storming off down the corridor, her face nearly matching the colour of her hair.
Coulson mentally sweatdropped as Barton and Stark followed her, nearly bent over double with their laughter. He turned back as Thor started talking to him in a rather confused tone of voice. "I do not understand, do mortals find shame in being in their natural form?"
The head agent coughed slightly. "Well...It's definately not, uhh, done in public. So...Could you do us all a favour and go and put your clothes on?"
Rule number 8: Thor is not allowed to be naked at Headquarters. Ever.
This mental image had me in hysterics. x'D
Kai XxxXxxX