PippElulu: My introduction and the story started by MEEEEEEEE! Happy Dance!

Charmed Ojamajo: HELLO CHAPPIE SEVEN!

The FLATY 5 Household

Leon walked over to Yabu.

"You and me both 'ay? He asked.

"She forced me into it." Yabu said with a bored face.

"Buuuuuuuuuuuut!" Leon started. "You wouldn't have agreed if you didn't want to!"

Yabu was silent with a 'O.O' look on his face.

"Busted." Fujio whisper-yelled

(PippElulu: NAAAAAAAAAAH)

Tooru grinned and walked over to Leon.

"Is Ai-chan fixed?" he asked cheekily.

A vein popped on Leon' forehead (anger mark). "You were spying on us, you tell me!"

"No comment." Tooru muttered, walking off.

Yabu looked at Leon and pointed at him, saying in English.

"You win."

(PippElulu: Just like in Ojamajo Doremi Sharp Episode 43 after Aiko beats Leon in ping pong)

Leon grinned.

Aiko suddenly barged into the household and pulled Yabu out by his ear.

"Momo-chan's hormones are worse than mine, you're fixing them, buh bye!" she slammed the door.

"You sure know how to choose 'em." Fujio muttered.

With Momoko and Yabu

Momoko ran into the room like an idiot.

Yabu was very sitting calmly on his bed...a-hold of Momoko's shirt.

Momoko was running on the spot, not going anywhere due to Yabu's grasp.

Yabu stood up and kissed her.

Momoko anime fell.

"Now, Momo-chan, you can't be so reckless...now that you're pregnant!" Yabu said.

Momoko gasped dramatically, "H-how do you know?"

"I have my ways" Yabu said.

"YOUR WAYS?" Momoko yelled, "THAT DOEN'T WORK FOR ME!"

Yabu started to get scared.

"AI-CHAN'S RIGHT! YOU HORMONES ARE WORSE THAN AI-CHANS! I AM NOT SAFE HERE!" Yabu ran towards the window, and was about to jump out when...

He, very strangely heard AIKO'S VOICE in his head.

'Momo-chan's hormones are worse than mine! You're fixing them! Buh-bye! SLAMMM'

Yabu became "Yabu" again and thought.

How do I fix Momo-chan?

Yabu gulped.

'If I don't fix Momo-chan, I have to put up with this for the next nine months! I CAN'T DO THAT!'

"Momo-chan... what do we do?"

"Huh?" Momoko said, she hadn't been paying attention... the WHOLE time.

Yabu groans and snaps his fingers. His twicks twitched indicating his use of magic.

Momoko was frozen on the spot.

Yabu quickly teleported to his brothers room.

"LEON-KUN!" Yabu yelled, shaking his brother.

"H-How do I fix Momo-chan?! Did she take drugs? Is she hormonal 'cause she's pregnant? HAS SOMEONE GOTTEN TO HER!?"

"You have to repeat what you did to make the hormones. No. Yes. No."

Yabu blinked before holding a hand up.

"Thanks lil' bro!"

"Don't... Call me that."

(PippElulu: Brotherly Love!)

"Sorry, sorry lil' bro!" Yabu laughed.

Leon twitched in anger. "Isn't Momo-chan a bit... Um... I dunno... IN NEED OF HELP!"

Yabu stared at him.

"Are you sure you're not the one who's hormonal?" he asked.

Leon got a bored look. "I do have hormones but that's not why I'm telling you to GET!"

Yabu grinned, waving his hands.

"Okay, okay, I'm going." He teleported back to Momoko.

"Okay so I have to repeat." He realised what that meant and did a brilliant impression of a tomato.

He unfroze Momoko and she looked at him. "So how do I FIX MY DAMN HORMONES!"

"By doing this!" Yabu said, grabbing Momoko and throwing her onto the bed.

Ojamajo Manor

It was quiet.

Doremi and Akatsuki went out.

Tooru and Onpu went to some 'prenatal yoga class'...

And so did Leon and Aiko.

Fujio was out somewhere.

Momoko and Yabu were fixing Momoko's hormones.

Hazuki was at home... all alone,

She was bored.

She sighed, trying to break the silence.

It was soooooooooooooo quiet.

Suddenly,

Aiko burst through the door yelling, with Leon walking behind.

"I DON'T FREAKING CARE WHAT THEY SAY, I'M NOT BENDING OVER!"

Leon sighed, "Ai-chan, seriously, don't tell me your hormones are back!"

"No, Leon-kun, it's a stupid Prenatal class, not a gymnastics lesson!" Aiko said back

Leon anime fell.

Aiko suddenly turned normal again, "Well, hello, Hazuki-chan!"

Hazuki twitched.

Doremi appeared in the Ojamajo Manor.

"I'm staying the night at Akatsuki-kun's house." She said cheerfully and disappeared in a cloud of pink sparkles.

Aiko slammed her head on the coffee table.

"Not another one!"

Hazuki was twitching a little fiercer now.

Onpu walked into the manor, Tooru had gone back to his house.

Silence...

Cricket cricket...

"I thought I already told that cricket off." Aiko started in a scarily calm voice.

Onpu gave Leon a look.

Leon grinned, "They're not as bad as before so I don't have to do much."

"I'm just glad my hormones didn't get that bad." Onpu muttered with pouty lips.

Hazuki was going to pass out soon.

Onpu rested her elbow on Leon's shoulder. "So, uh, whaddya mean you don't have to do as much?"

Leon indicated for Onpu to step away for a bit. Onpu obeyed.

Aiko was getting VERY angry at the cricket...

Leon sighed, "And... Go."

He, from his place behind Aiko, lifted his finger under her chin, and tilted her chin sideways towards his face.

He then kissed her and slowly ran his hand up the side of her body.

Aiko didn't resist.

And…yep, Hazuki passed out.

Onpu screamed… "MY VIRGIN EYES!... wait, how can I be a virgin if I'm pregnant?...MY NON-VIRGIN EYES!"

She ran upstairs.

Leon and Aiko continued…

The FLATY5 Household

The phone rang and Tooru picked it up.

"Hello?"

It was silent.

"Oh, you want to speak to Fujio-kun…? Sure, I'll put him on, just a sec"

He put the 'speaking' part of the phone in his hand so Hazuki wouldn't hear.

"FUJIO-KUN, PHONE"

Fujio walked out of the kitchen,

He noticed his hands were dirty from the sandwich he was just eating, so he went back to clean them before touching the phone.

(Charmed Ojamajo: Tomato sauce on a white phone… na)

Tooru sighed.

Fujio walked back into the room, "Yeah, who is it?"

"The odd one out of the group" Tooru said, holding out the phone.

"Huh?"

"Well, Onpu-chan, Ai-chan and Momo-chan are pregnant, Doremi-chan is out with Akatsuki-kun, so she'll probably go home pregnant, the only NORMAL one is Hazuki-chan…" Tooru explained.

"Oh, I see..." Fujio muttered.

With Akatsuki and Doremi

Doremi was walking with a bounce in her step, smiling.

Akatsuki gave her a look.

"Why are you so happy?"

Doremi grinned. "Becaaaaaause!"

She went up to Akatsuki and whispered in his ear.

"Tonight?"

Akatsuki smirked and pressed Doremi's body to his before snapping his fingers and making them both disappear in a cloud of smoke.

"We don't need tonight."

With Aiko and Leon

Leon and Aiko suddenly realised that during their little love connection, they had 'poofed' into Aiko's room.

Leon got off of Aiko and they both turned bright red.

"We... REALLY need to cool off." Aiko mumbled to which Leon nodded.

Onpu walked into the room.

"Ai-chan, Leon-kun, when you two are married, THEN you can do a little more of 'that', but for now, just settle a bit, I know you two are head-over-heels for each other but your attraction to each other is going to get you in trouble!"

"Says the girl who gave us the idea from starting this sexual intercourse confess." Aiko muttered.

Onpu shrugged and disappeared in a cloud of purple sparkles.

FLATY5 Household – AT NIGHT!

Akatsuki walked in…

"Ah, what a great date…"

He looked to see if anyone was around,

"And Doremi-chan was so GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"

Tooru walked out of the kitchen.

"What was that? Oh, hi Akatsuki-kun"

"Hey" Akatsuki said, with a satisfied look on his face.

"What?" Tooru said.

"I just had sex!" Akatsuki said.

(Charmed Ojamajo: He said that in the tone of the song)

"With who?" Tooru asked.

"Who do you think?" Akatsuki said, blank faced, (-_-)

"Oh, I KNOW!" Tooru yelled, "That woman at the newsagency! She is SOO your type!"

Akatsuki face palmed, "Tooru-kun, I'm engaged to Doremi-chan, you doof, so of course, it's DOREMI-CHAN!"

"OH!" Tooru said, "That makes sense!"

"You think?" Akatsuki asked, rolling his eyes.

Yabu walked out of the kitchen, "Yep, Doremi-chan's pregnant!"

"Huh?" Tooru and Akatsuki said.

They were confused of course.

"I smell father on you" Yabu said, with a stupid sort of look on his face...

Silence...

"Uh oh..."

"Doremi-chan? PREGNANT!?"

Leon walked downstairs.

"Looks like you'll have a lot of work to do Akatsuki-kun."

"Huh?"

"Doremi-chan is pregnant. Her mood swings are going to be stranger than Ai-chan's and Momo-chan's put together!"

Akatsuki blinked before realising.

"Crud."

PippElulu: Sooooo, did you like that? NEXT CHAPTER IS GOING TO BE MORE INTERESTING WITH A NEW FOUND PLOT! (Not really)

Charmed Ojamajo: OOOOOO ONE MORE TO GO... Doremi is probably going to find out in between chapters...