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This is very short but... There is more... Well... You'll see at the end...

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia


The summer was about to end when Romano received an unexpected phone call. It was from his twin, Feliciano. They talked for a while and Romano found surprising his brother's news. After he had ended the call, Spain asked what happened.

"War? That would be fun. Some of my regions do that when the day comes. They really enjoy it" Spain supported the twins' plan. "I'm surprised. Was it Feliciano's idea?"

"Yes. But… I was the one who labelled it as 'War'" Romano admitted.

"Now I understand… Well, I think you will win. Axis versus Allies, you say?"

"Yes. We will win easily" Romano's smile was kind of scary. Well, that's what the region that had just come in the room.

"Win? What are you talking about?" Valencia asked, quite interested.

"War! We will win the Allies this time." Romano answered pointing a day in the wall calendar.

"War?" Valencia followed Romano's finger to see the day in the calendar. "Ah… War… Against the Allies? You'll win." Valencia smiled. "Have they agreed yet? It's a pity I can't join you…"

"Why? You always go there. It's one of your cities…" Spain was confused.

"I'll be there, but I'll be busy trying to shoot some other regions… I have my own war. But Romano, remember that anyone can shoot any of you. Not only the allies." Valencia warned the Italian.

"I know, I know. And they agree."


"How do you say in Spanish 'This is war'?" Romano asked.

"Esto es la guerra" Spain answered frowning, which was something very unusual.

"Thanks" Romano smiled.

"You're taking that too seriously" Spain seemed very concerned for Lovino's wellbeing.

"Te preocupas demasiado. You worry too much" Romano tried to be reassuring but he failed epically by adding "My shirt will be white when we start but when I leave the battlefield, it will be red!"

"Lovi… You're scary…" Spain sighed.

"Ayer… Yesterday you didn't worry so much. What has changed?" Romano was curious.

"France phoned me asking for some tips, since I've been there a lot of times. He was taking that so seriously… His voice was scary. Just imagine how scary his expression had to be!"

"…" Romano paled a bit.

"Lovi, Russia will be there. And if you lose… you'll have to become one with him." Spain advised his boyfriend.

"But-but… This is not that kind of war…" The younger one stammered.

"Do you really think that he would care?" Spain left the room not waiting for a response.


[Lesson time]

"I'll tell you some nation's names in Spanish. I don't think you want a long boring lesson, not with your… war" Spain tried to smile.

"Ok, let's end soon with this. They will be here soon... Do I say names in English and you translate them?"

"Ok. Start" Spain agreed.

"Spain"

"España… But you know that."

"Italy"

"Italia"

"France"

"Francia"

"Greece"

"Grecia"

"Switzerland"

"Suiza. It's way easier"

"Germany"

"Alemania"

"Holland"

"Holanda o Países Bajos"

"Belgium"

"Bélgica"

"Russia"

"Rusia"

"Belarus"

"Bielorrusia"

"Ukraine"

"Ucrania"

"England"

"Idiota... I mean, Inglaterra"

"Ireland"

"Irlanda"

"Denmark"

"Dinamarca"

"Norway"

"Noruega"

"Iceland"

"Islandia"

"Sweden"

"Suecia"

"Finland"

"Finlandia"

"America"

"América. But that's the continent. The country is Estados Unidos"

"China"

"China…"

"Japan"

"Japón"

"Turkey"

"Turquía. And that's enough for today. Let's relax until our guests arrive"


Translations (I won't write again the nations… And Canada is Canadá… Of course they would forget him. I wrote only some nations… If you're curious about one that I didn't miss, just ask)

Ayer: Yesterday

Esto es la guerra: This is war

Te preocupas demasiado: You worry too much


About the war... I wrote some days ago "A tomato war". That would be the next chapter... But since it's not related to this, I published it as a oneshot.

I received 4 reviews (the same as in the 2nd, 3rd and 4th chapter). That's great! The next chapter will be in September (in the fic... I'l try to update in August xD), when the holidays are done... That does not mean that the fic is done, since I have some ideas... So I might continue it. Do you want to know anything in Spanish? A sentence, vocabulary... anything?

Review? Please