SORRY! I HAD A BUSY WEEKEND SO THIS CHAPTER IS A LITTLE SHORTER (No lyrics...) AND I'M SO SORRY! SHANKS TO ALL THE REVIEWERS, ALERTERS, FAVORITE STORIERS, AND WHOEVER TOOK THE TIME TO READ MY LAME EXCUSE!!! KEEP UP THE AMAZING READING!
~Klutzy
Disclaimer:
Me: *mumbles* Lucky damn pixie... Gets Jasper.... Dammnit...
Camera Person who also happens to be Alice: Um... K? I'm right here, and we're rolling...
Me: OH SORRY! I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT, THE CHARACTERS, AND I DID NOT WANT TO KILL ALICE (I GLADLY KILLED DOUSHEWARD... *mumbles again* STUPID DOUSHE TOOK MY NICKNAME... BIGGEST LOAD OF BULLSHIT I'VE EVER HEARD... (EDWARD'S VOICE: 'WITHOUT YOU LIFE WAS LIKE A MOONLESS NIGHT... ME: BULLSHIT!) BELLA'S STUPID TO BE WITH HIM... JASPER'S TOTALLY BETTER... DANCED A JIG AROUND THE FIRE AS HE BURNED... ANGER MANAGEMENT THAT COULD GIVE PAUL A RUN FOR HIS MONEY....
ALICE: UM.. K? You're mumbling again... and he's right behind you... *cowers in fear*
Me: ENJOY THIS CHAPTER WHILE I GRAB THE MATCHES AND GET BELLA! *SCREAMS AND RUNS OFF BUT NOT AFTER TURNING AROUND AND SCREAMING 'DOUSHE! HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY FUCKING NICKNAME!'*
BPOV
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I had been in Australia for a few hours, and decided I would call Jazz before he got really, really displeased about me. I quickly grabbed my phone and dialed his number, but not after I made his caller ID not show him that I was calling. It said that I was a private number.
"Hello?" A very monotone voice came through that I instantly recognized as Jazzy.
I quickly disguised my voice, "I have your wife, Mr. Whitlock." My voice was very manly, and sounded almost like James'.
"WHAT!" He yelled.
"No need to yell Mr. Whitlock, I just said I have you wife. I am her personal driver, and was wondering if your car could drive in the ocean?"
"Who the hell are you? My wife has no personal driver for her aqua-car." (bear with me please, I could think of nothing else!)
"Oh, but she does… She never mentioned that I am alive and well Mr. Whitlock… It's a shame you'll never see her unless…" I changed my voice back to normal. "YOU GET YOUR ASS TO OUR HOUSE IN AUSTARALIA THIS SECOND!"
"JAMMERS!? I THOUGHT YOU HAD BEEN KIDNAPPED!"
"Awww Jazzy! Do you really think that little of me? I could have their asses burned in a second… Now get down here!"
"Ok, I don't think that little of you, but could you not scare me like that please? I seriously thought you were James." He paused to calm down, "I'll be there in a few hours, I'll run and swim. I'm in Greece right now looking for you. It was too quiet."
I laughed, but a wave of nausea came over me, so I ran to the bathroom to throw up. "Jazzy?" I croaked after I was done.
"Babe what's wrong?" He asked concerned.
"I-I d-don't k-k-know!" I sobbed into the receiver.
"I'll be there in an hour…" He whispered trying to hide his anxiety, but I could tell even though his voice was filled with love.
"Ok. I love you Jazzy-bear." I said trying to calm down, and then I noticed my cheeks were wet. I touched my eyes, and I felt tears. This isn't normal. Another wave of nausea came over me and I threw up again. "Hurry Jazz." I whispered.
We said a few more words and then I hung up. Then I saw what was taped to the mirror.
Jelly,
Here's an early response pregnancy test. I had a feeling you might need it.
Peanut + Butter (Rose and Vicky)
"OH SHIT! THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING! I'M TRUNING ALMOST HUMAN FOR AWHILE!" For the baby. My thoughts finished, as I lifted up my dress to look at my stomach. Sure enough there was a small bump, and I felt my heart soar. I quickly grabbed my hairbrush and started to sing waling on sunshine.
Two full songs without throwing up during the chorus later, I heard footsteps. My soldier thought he was as quiet as a mouse, so I decided to sneak up behind him. I followed him around for a few minutes; he was walking at a human pace, and kissed his neck and said, "BOO!"
Boy, did he turn around fast, and spin me around. I just had enough time to make it to the kitchen sink before I blew chunks again. "What's wrong?" He whispered once I was done. The poor boy was really scared of losing me.
"Nothing… Nothing… Just morning sickness." I said like it was nothing. He looked confused. "Don't spin me again please when I tell you…" I trailed off and sent these words into his head; you're going to be a daddy!
He was in shock, frozen in place… I didn't believe that it would happen to us either… Let alone plan this…
"Really?" He said incredulously, a few minutes later when he snapped out of it.
"Really." I said smiling. Then I ran to the bedroom to change into a tight t-shirt and short jean shorts. You could just barely see my bump in them, but with vampire eyes it was very noticeable.
"Celebratory walk on the beach?" I said as I came back and slipped on some flip-flops.
"You've made me the happiest man on earth." He said as he kissed me fervently.
"You know I'm taking that as a yes." I mumbled against his lips before I pulled back and pulled him out the door.