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Co-Written By McflyGoonieFaxFan

"Yeah, you know, when she called me street urchin I nearly burst out laughing. I mean, come on, really?" She said with a smirk on her face. Maki laughed.

"So did I! I remember when I was in middle school she made fun of me because I was flat chested. But towards my junior year high school I'd developed a lot more, and then I caught her stuffing her bra. I told her that she was looking a little flat chested, and I suggested she try a push up bra. Her face was glowing red. She told me that I was a busty slut and I told her that it would take one to know one, considering she changed boyfriends more than she changed tissues. It was a good day for me to finally give her a taste of her own medicine," She said, remembering. And then for the first time ever, Shiki actually laughed at something Maki had said. But she ended it quickly once she realized she'd gotten comfortable enough to actually laugh.

'I might have to use that one' she still thought to herself.

"Alright, so I'll let you get back to your friends and everything." She said, standing up from the chair where they'd been sitting out of earshot from the staff.

"I don't have any." Shiki told her.

Maki turned back around with a surprised expression. "Really?" She asked her in disbelief. "Well don't worry, by the end of the year I'm sure you'll have a friend or two. In fact, I can promise it." She said in a self-confident tone.

Shiki rolled her eyes."Yeah right, you obviously don't know me at all if you've got that much hope for me." she scoffed bitterly. "Don't you know I'm a horrible person? Nobody would want to be friends with me unless they want me to give them money or whatever. Or maybe I'd meet someone and then we just don't talk to each other. Then we might get along, Might. Either that or they're some kind of freak or weirdo, but even then I doubt there are going to be enough people who are actually stupid and idiotic enough to try."

Maki giggled. She was surprised she didn't snap at her to watch her language.

"You'll see, and I will see you after school." She waved and closed the door behind her.

"Like hell." She muttered under her breath before taking down the hall.

When lunch came, Shiki was eating at a table that was off sides from everybody else, as usual, hoping they wouldn't notice her and leave her in peace. It usually worked. But today it didn't.

"Hi Shiki-san!" She looked behind her to see the twins on either side of her seat, and whoa figured that they were talking in unison, again.

"Why do you guys always talk like that its annoying. How the hell do you even do that anyway? Do you rehearse it or something?" "No," Said one of them,

"The awesomness comes to us naturally." said the other.

She laughed,"You're so full of shit if I held you by your toes it would start coming out your ears!"

"So what did you get in trouble for?" asked Hikaru.

"You really want to know?" asked Shiki.

"Yeah," said Kaoru. Shiki looked around and then motioned for the twins to lean in closer.

"I killed someone and buried their body under the floor boards of your club room. My step-mother had to come to bribe the principle in order to keep it hush-hush," she said. Both twins looked at each other and started to laugh. Shiki was surprise that they didn't take her seriously.

"You know I bet if you were to tell that to Tono, he'd believe you," said Hikaru.

"You mean the blond idiot?" asked Shiki. She thought about it for a minute, "He probably would. That'd be funny."

"Exactly," said Kaoru.

"That almost make going back to your club room after school worth it," said Shiki.

"So you're going to come?" asked Kaoru.

"It's either that or I have to endure getting home schooled by my step-mother," said Shiki.

"What do you have against your step-mother?" asked Hikaru.

"If you had my kind of upbringing, you'd understand. That's all I'm going to say at this point," said Shiki. "Hey where's that Haru guy?"

"Oh Haruhi always brings a box lunch to school and eats in the classroom since he can't afford a school lunch," said Kaoru.

"Why is that?" asked Shiki.

"Because Haruhi's here on scholarship, He comes from a commoner family," said Hikaru.

"He's a scholarship kid? You mean he actually came here on his on free will? Who in their right mind would do something like that?" asked Shiki.

"Actually, Ouran is a very good school with a 98% average rate of students who graduate, and 90% of them pass all of their grades each year. Its one of the best schools in the world, only standing to a few colleges."

She turned to face Kyoya.

"Ugh, You again? Why is it your always here?"

"I believe it has something to deal with getting a job when I become an adult." He said sarcastically, earning a glare from her. "You're just asking for another bloody nose, I swear." she growled, clenching her teeth.

"No no. That wasn't lady like."

"Well you're not much of a lady yourself so unless you practice what you preach then fuck you Ohtori!"

The twins laughed, "Yeah Kyoya, be more lady like." Kaoru replayed as Tamaki walked over to the table and sat down.

"Great, more people," said Shiki.

"The more the merrier as I always say!" Tamaki said, "And I was wondering what you three were doing all the way over here and now I know!"

"We were asking Shiki-san what she got in trouble for." Hikaru said. Tamaki looked curious.

Shiki glanced over at him. "Hey blondie, can you keep a secret?"

"Of course! Your secret is always safe with me!" he said very loudly, turning a few heads.

Shiki had to restrain herself from rolling her eyes. She put her elbows on the table and wiggled her finger in a 'come here' motion. He leaned forward as well. "I got in trouble because I hid a body in one of the spare rooms... i think it was one of the music rooms with the couches in it. My step-mother had to come and bribe the principal as to keep this information, well, classified."

His eyes were the size of matzah balls and he was very pale looking. "A-a body? A dead one?"

She couldn't resist rolling her eyes this time. "No, it was just unconscious so if you hear someone below you begging for their life it's probably them. Just ignore it, they'll shut up whenever there throat gets sore from the screaming." She said in a very caustic tone. "Yes it's a dead body! And we were just discussing ways to keep it from smelling before you came along."

"I suggest using febreeze." Hikaru said in a serious voice.

"Or we could mummify them, and pick their brains out with a cloth hanger through their nose and everything!" Kaoru said in an excited voice, high-fiving his brother.

"I've analyzed all of the options, and narrowed it down to some of the more logical options. What would you suggest, Tamaki?" Kyoya said, writing in his notebook.

Tamaki looked down at Shiki scared.

"I really don't think we should keep a body in the club room personally," he said.

"All right, but we'll have to wait for the cover of darkness to move it," said Shiki.

"We, we will?" asked Tamaki.

"Haven't you ever moved a body before Tamaki? You always have to do it at night," said Shiki.

"Yeah Tono, that's body moving rule number one," said Hikaru.

"Unless we want to try and make people believe it's still alive while we move it. Although that would be a little bit hard for a beginner like you Tamaki," said Shiki.

"Oh really?" said Tamaki, "Well I don't know about that personally. I've been known to learn things quite quickly."

"Really?" said Shiki, "I wonder if you could learn this old incantation we use to do back in my village. We use to chant this old spell and if you did it right, something or someone would disappear. I've actually done it twice so far, but luckily it wasn't a person. You want to risk it?"

"Uh sure why not, what do I do?" asked Tamaki. Shiki smiled.

"It's real simple, first you cover your eyes," she said.

"All right," said Tamaki.

"Then you chant the incantation five times, Ohwha, tafoo, liam," said Shiki.

"Ohwha, tafoo, liam?" said Tamaki.

"Yes just like that. Say it five times and then open your eyes and we'll see if you've made anything disappear," said Shiki.

"All right, here I go," Tamaki, "Ohwha, tafoo liam, Ohwha…..

"Let's go!" Shiki whispered as she and twins slowly and quietly got up from their seats and ran out of the cafeteria.

"Oh what a fool I am!" Tamaki shouted the fifth time and opened his eyes, to see Shiki and the twins gone.

"Oh my god Kyoya!" he said.

"Hmm?" said Kyoya as he ate his food.

"Lo, look what I've done!" said Tamaki.

"Yes they're gone aren't they?" said Kyoya like it was nothing.

"Well how do we get them back?" asked Tamaki.

"I think you should have asked Miss Nakumara that before you made her and twins disappear," said Kyoya.

"Oh no, what have I done?" shouted Tamaki, "Shiki, Hikaru, Kaoru I'm so sorry! I'd do anything to bring you back!"

Mori and Hunny were just coming over to join their friends when Tamaki rushed up to them and gripped their shoulders in frantic."Men, there's an emergency!""What's wrong, Tama-Chan?" asked Hunny.

"What's wrong is that Shiki-san and the twins have disappeared and it's all my fault!" He said, flailing his arms.

"Why?" Mori asked. Tamaki explained the critical situation to his friends.

"Oh no! We should go see Neko-chan!" said Hunny.

Tamaki stopped in place. "N-n-Nekozawa?"

"He is a dark magic guru after all, maybe he could help us!" said Hunny.

'Something sounds funny' Mori thought to himself, pondering the situation.

"But what if he's angry with me?" said Tamaki.

"I don't think he will be, just say please and ask him nicely!" said Huny.

"You think so?"

"Yeah!" Tamaki took a deep breath.

"Alright then, I will! I'll save them! I will!" And with that he went to the office to request the assistance of Umehito Nekozawa.

"This way," He said, motioning his hand towards the black magic club's room after he'd been called from the class room. His cloak swished with him in a dramatic and dark fashion as he did so, sending chills down Tamaki's spine. He felt like he wanted to pee his pants.

"Um, okay…" he said nervously, following him into the room. Instead of flipping on the lights he lit some candles that provided a dim light for the room. There he opened a old looking wooden cabinet and pulled out a bowl with a very thick black liquid in it and began to draw a circle inside a circle and triangles that's corners touched the points in-between the circles, joining them together. "Step in the middle, we must act quickly." he said, pushing him towards the center. Tamaki stood stiffly as he went and reached back in to pull out another series of ingredients, including some jars that had living creatures in it. He began to take out four cockroaches, two tentacles, 9 lady bugs, and 29 frog eyes and put them into a bowl, also pouring some orange paste inside it and some clear steaming liquid that made it bubble and fizz as he crushed the ingredients inside, stirring it around as he added a few other liquids inside as well. After he checked to make sure the ingredients were heated to 86 degrees he stopped and placed it in front of Tamaki.

"I need you to drink all of this."

"Wh-what?"

"Its important! You MUST!"

"All of it?" he said, "Are you sure it's really necessary?"

"Yes, Essential, However, I can add splenda if you'd like." He said, holding a packet.

Tamaki shook his head. "I don't think it'd make much of a difference..." He said. He took a deep breath and went to start drinking. It was revolting and he immediately snatched the packets and started dumping them into his mouth.

"Oh, and you must drink it all in 19 minutes."

"But-"

"Drink! It's a lot more than it looks!" he told him, rushing back to his cabinets. Tamaki gulped. It already looked like a lot, a gallon? Meanwhile Nekozawa came up to him with some red liquid.

"Please take your shirt off- don't worry it's an acquired taste by the way." he told him as he gagged with each sip. He could feel little chunks and see some of the legs of the bugs still floating in it. He took of his shirt and he began to write on his arms and face in bat blood. Then he got to the pecks of his chest.

"Now I need you to tell me the words you chanted." He said to him, getting read to write.

"Ohwa tafoo liam," said Tamaki. Nekozawa paused. He looked up at him and put his hand over the straw that he'd been drinking from.

"Ohwha, tafoo, liam?" He asked him slowly.

Tamaki nodded. "Yeah... Is something wrong?" He continued to look at him.

"Ohwha, tafoo, liam" He said again. Tamaki continued to stare at him. "Ohwha, tafoo, liam" he said, more quickly that time. "Tell me. What does that sound like to you?"