Author's Note: Welcome everyone to episode seven of All-Stars 2! I can't think of any puns, so we'll just get to it. Oh, I started writing this episode before all the North Korea stuff started happening sorry about that.

Disclaimer: I don't own Total Drama, but I do own eight of this season's competitors.

Remaining All-Stars

Heroic Huns: Amy, Dave, Gary, Mitch, Rebecca

Villainous Vikings: Lily, Natasha, Sammy, Sky, Topher


EP 07: Hey, Seoul Sister

Last time on Total Drama All-Stars 2...

The eleven remaining all-stars went to Iceland, and were shocked by the lack of ice. Topher tried waaay too hard to get on Natasha's good side, Britney showed us exactly why she made the final six last season, and Rebecca continued to shock everyone with her strategy. The final challenge was a rap battle between the heroes and villains, and Gary took over only to be completely destroyed by the villains. Thanks to Rebecca, Gary was saved in favor of Britney getting sent home. But Dave managed to finally choose to return her feelings before she left. We're down to ten all-stars, and it's gonna be all out war! Right here, on Total! Drama! All-Stars! 2!

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(As the opening theme begins, various cameras pop up out from places on the jumbo jet, the last somehow coming out of a suitcase. The camera flies through the plane, once even forcing Chris to jump out of the way.)

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine

(The camrea flies into the cockpit, past Chef and onto a runway, into a baggage cart.)

You guys are on my mind

(The camera flashes to the top of the CN Tower and goes over the edge, into a lake.)

You asked me what I wanted to be

(The bubbles from the splash fade away into an underwater shot of Sugar frantically trying to swim away from a shark.)

And now I think the answer is plain to see

(The camera pans up to the roof of a cabin of a boat made of reeds. Britney sits on it with crossed legs and closed eyes, meditating.)

I wanna be famous

(The camera pans down and to the right where Shawn and Jasmine are trying to fight off a group of crocodiles with paddles. The boat crashes into an inflatable raft carrying Sammy. Jasmine tries to pull her into the boat as Shawn fights off the crocodiles.)

I wanna live close to the sun

(The camera flashes to the mouth of an Icelandic volcano. Terrance helps Lily climb to the top, smirking at her in the process. She glares at him.)

Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won

(The camera pans to the right, following Sky pushing a wheelbarrow with a determined look. She runs into Gary, who was to busy practicing rapping to notice, and the two fly off the peak.)

Everything to prove, nothing in my way

(The camera flashes to an open field on Pahkitew Island. Dave stands in the foreground. Sky lands on him, knocking him down. She smiles at him and he glares back. Gary falls to the ground in the background. )

I'll get there one day

(The camera pans to the right, where Matthew is shaking his head at the two in a condecending manner. He looks behind him to see Pasta Bear, screams, and runs away.)

'Cause I wanna be famous

(The camera zooms out to show Mitch laughing at Matthew, until Pasta Bear glares at him. The cowboy slowly backs off-screen. The camera flashes to open water, the Hawaiian islands visible in the background. Topher drives a speedboat on screen, Amy waterskiing behind him. He tries to flash a smile at the camera but loses control of the boat and crashes into another boat driven by a yeti. The yeti makes a gesture with his hand that has to be censored.)

Na nananana nanananana nananananana

(The camera flashes to an empty Rodeo Drive in Los Angeles, and an excited Rebecca pointing something out to an uniterested Natasha. Their eyes widen and they run off screen, a large group of fans chasing after them.)

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

(The jet flies past Cristo Redentor, causing a man to cross himself. Then it flies past a Mayan pyramid, the force causing the structure to fall apart. It's final shot was the back of the jet as it flew through the air.)

I wanna be I wanna be I wanna be famous

(The camera pans down to open water, the top of Wawanakwa's diving cliff present in the distance. Two platforms were shown, Villains on the left and Heroes on the right, both with dueling sticks. The camera flies through as the two teams clash: A confident Natasha easily fighting off an angry Gary, Sky hesitantly clashing with an angry Dave, An even match between a confident Terrance and Rebecca, Lily losing to a concered Britney, Mitch easily beating an overconfident Matthew, a surprisingly even match between Shawn and Sugar, an overconfident Topher losing to Jasmine, and finally a heated an even match between Amy and Sammy; their dueling sticks on fire for some reason. The flames flare up and the scene burns away to all sixteen teens standing in front of the jumbo jet separated into their teams and whistling the last notes of the song. On the left the villains: Sammy glaring at her twin, Matthew impatiently tapping his foot, Sky sitting on the ground and offering a weak smile to the camera, Natasha with his trademark smirk, Topher pointing to the camera, Sugar doing the beauty pageant wave, and Lily and Terrance subtly holding hands. On the right the heroes: Amy glaring at her twin, Jasmine glaring at Amy, Gary throwing rap hands, Shawn sitting on the ground trying to look cool, Britney gazing a Dave with a dopey smile, Dave glaring at Sky, Mitch crossing his arms and smiling, and Rebecca in the back spray painting a 2 at the end of the TOTAL DRAMA ALL-STARS logo on the jet. She turns around and winks at the last guitar note is played.)

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The episode starts with a shot of the jet flying through the air before flashing to loser class. Amy, Rebecca and Gary were on the 'left' side of the room while Mitch and Dave sat on the other side. Amy was sporting her usual scowl, Rebecca looked indifferent, and Mitch sat with a nervous expression.

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"I'll admit, I thought Shawn was a little funny in the head back in Texas," the cowboy said looking more calm than before, "but with him, Jasmine, and now Britney outta the game, I can't help but think someone's targettin' the stronger players. Which has me worried."

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"While there is a bit more tension then I'd like," Rebecca told the cockpit confessional, "I'm in the best position I can be pre-merge. As long as the teams don't merge soon, and we win, The threats on the villains will be gone and I can control the game when the merge finally hits." She rubbed her arm. "My only worry is this is about where the merge was last season, so if it does happen, the two extra players will throw me off."

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The static cut to a shot of first class and panned through showing each villain. Lily and Sammy were chatting amicabally at the juice bar, Topher was practicing hosting poses while Sky napped on a nearby couch. And finally Natasha watching them all with a small smirk.

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Natasha began his confessional with a smug smirk. "Five villains," he said holding five fingers up. "Sky and Topher are going to be voting with me, which gives me control of the team. So next time we lose, I'll boot Lily again and have control of half the players when the merge hits. My past actions will make winning harder, but I have a plan for that."

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The world map was shown once more. This time the camera zoomed in on the Korean Peninsula.

The camera flashed to what looked like a small hut in the middle of a dense jungle. The ten all-stars were standing in their teams, heroes on the left and villains on the right. "Welcome," Chris announced. "to Korea!"

"Which Korea did you bring us to?" Natasha asked with an accusing glare.

"Well, you're not in a labor camp so..." he answered. "The Korean Peninsula is a land with a rich and proud history. But what most westerners, or Americans," he said with a mocking look sent to Mitch, "know it for was the disatrous Korean War. One of the few times our neighbors to the south managed to lose a war."

"Not that this isn't fascinating," Dave said dryly, "but what's this have to do with the challenge?"

"I was getting there," the host answered with annoyance. "It's called building an intro. Anywho, the war was between the communist north and the US backed south and was fought to a stalemate. Fun fact, these two countries are still at war to this day, and the demilitarized zone has one of the highest concentration of soldiers in the world!" The camera cut to show the worried looks of the heroes before Chris added, "But that isn't what you guys are doing today." The teens visibly relaxed and the camera cut back to Chris. "No need to start a war, at least not when one's already boiling between you guys!"

Chef appeared on-screen holding a mass of paintball guns. "Your challenge," Chris said as the cook handed out the weapons, "is a massive 5v5 paintball game in the jungle. Rules are simple: if you get hit, you're out. Last team standing wins first class and invincibility. The losers will leave someone here. You've got five minutes to strategize. And watch out for the booby traps I left behind."

Chef began handing out walkie-talkies to the teens. "These," the host continued, "are your radios. When someone gets splattered, I'll use them to announce the updated score. You can also use them to talk to each other, but they're all on the same frequency."

The shot cut to the heroes as they all sat around Rebecca. "Natasha and Sky are the most capable mambers on the Vikings," she said. "So avoid hitting them in a direct fight. Use the jungles to our advantage. Other than that, dont get shot?" The other four heroes looked at her uncertainly.

A flash took the scene to the villains gathered around Natasha. "Not much to say right now, except to be careful," the mastermind told his team. "I'm more worried about those traps Chris mentioned than the heroes."

The next camera flash skipped the scene ahead to Sky, Natasha, and Topher walking through the woods. "So who do you think we'll see first?" Sky asked their leader.

"Based on what I know of my generation," Natasha answered, "we can expect Gary to either follow someone or try and attack on his own. Both will fail. Mitch is careful, so he'll probably be hiding. Rebecca is the only one I can't predict."

"Well," Topher said. "I for one am confident you can-" he was cut off by a splat of yellow paint hitting him in the back of the head. "Ah!" the boy screamed. "My hair!" He ran off deeper in the jungle.

Natasha and Sky turned around and fired in the general direction of where the paintball came from, but were unable to hit anyone. Another yellow paintball hit Natasha in the side and he let out a pained groan. Sky ran off before she could be hit too.

"Attention all-stars," Chris said as the scene flashed to a radio in Gary's hand. "The score is now 2-0 in favor of the Heroic Huns."

"Just gots three more to go," the rapper said to himself as he walked through the forrest. He glanced behind himself and didn't notice that Topher was running in front of him. He turned back around, but was too late to avoid crashing into the host wannabe.

"Watch where you be goin' yo!" He cried out from under Topher. The rapper shoved the villain off of him and stood up... only to be hit by a red paintball. He looked to where it came from and the camera quick-panned to show Sky with a triumphant smirk before she took off to a different part of the jungle.

"2-1 Heroes!" Chris announced over the radio.

The camera flashed to Rebecca and Amy, the latter of the two was scowling as she walked ahead of the former through the jungle. "You doin' ok?" her teammate asked.

"I'm fine," the cheerleader spat.

"It's just that Dave-" Rebecca started but was cut off by Amy stopping and spinning around.

"I said I'm FINE!" She yelled. They were both hit with red paintballs. The camera quicke-panned to show Lily and Sammy waving tauntingly at them before they took off.

"This just in," Chris announced over the radio. "The Villains are now ahead three to two!"

Another camera flash took the scene to Dave running from something. The camera panned out to show he was running from Sky. The germaphobe stepped on a lump of dirt and was thrown into the air by an explosion.

The camera cut to Sky as she stopped and watched her former crush fly into the air, then cut Dave in the air as he dropped his weapon. It landed on the ground and discharged, hitting Sky with a yellow paintball.

"And both teams are tied three-three!" Chris announced.

The camera cut to Chris back at the jumbo jet. "All right All-Stars," he said into the radio. "Time to wrap this challenge up. Come back to the jet and shoot any non team member you see."

He turned to the the camera, "That should spice things up."

The camera flashed to the remaining Villains as they ran through the forrest. "Do you even know where we're going?" Sammy asked her ally.

"I have a pretty good clue," Lily responded. "But if we lose, I say we take out Natasha. The guy's up to something."

"You think we can get Topher on our side?"

"I don't know," Lily admitted. "Do you see any heroes?"

"I do," the familiar American Southern accented voice of Mitch said causing the two girls to stop in their tracks. The camera changed to their perspective to show thw cowboy standing at the edge of the forrest with his paintball gun pointed at them

"Mitch!" The girls screamed at the same time as the camera returned to the normal side view.

"Yes ma'ams," he said before he shot them both.

"And with a final score of 5-3," Chris announced over the radios, "the winners are... The Heroic Huns!" The two villains groaned in disappointment.

The camera cut to Topher in the cargo hold. Lily walked in and said, "So are you gonna vote with us tonight?"

"Why should I?" the host wannabe asked.

"If you do, you won't have to suck up to Natasha anymore," she said before walking out.

"Or you could vote with me," the mastermind's voice sounded scaring Topher.

He yelped and turned around to see Natasha. "Where'd you come from?"

"This is where people come to discuss strategy," the mastermind explained. "It's beneficial to hang around here. Now, about your little alliance with a certain hero..."

Topher's eyes widened in shock. "B-b-but-"

"Ah ah," the mastermind interrupted. "I want you to vote with me and in return I won't tell the others about your side deal. Just something to think about," he added as he left the cargo hold.

The scene skipped ahead to the elimination room. The villains were assebled on the bleachers. Topher, Lily, and Sammy on top and Natashaand Sky on the bottom.

"Well Villainous Vikings," Chris started. "You're at yet another elimination ceremony. You know the deal, stamp the passport of the all-star you wanna get rid of."

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Lily proudly stamped Natasha's passport. "Bye-bye," she taunted.

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Sammy stamped Natasha's passport. "I think we might actually pull this off," she said hesitantly.

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Natasha stamped a passport, but didn't show it to the camera. "This truly is the best long term. For me."

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Topher just sat there looking at the passports with a nervous expression.

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"Well," Chris said as the static cut back to him. "I did not see this coming. Let's see, the modle turtle ships go to... Sky."

"Samey."

"And Topher."

"Lily and Natasha, the two of you are on the chopping block. Natasha for being the biggest threat on the team and Lily for... I don't really know. Anyway tonight's loser is Lily."

The girl in question sighed. "Yeah I figured," she turned to Sammy. "You better win this thing," she told her. The cheerleader nodded sadly.

The realist stood up, walked over to the door and hopped off the plane.

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"And now," Natasha explained in his confessional. "Samey's without an ally, so she'll have to team up with me if she wants to stay in the game. I'm in an even better osition than I was before."

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The static cut to Chris and Chef in the cockpit. "Man, this guy's just gonna steam through the competition! Will Natasha live up to his end of the deal with Topher? Will he and Rebecca clash over the title of biggest threat? Find out next time, on Total! Drama! All-Stars! 2!

(BONUS CLIP)

"Well that sucked," Lily said as she walked through the jungle. "I mean, I knew they weren't gonna let the sister of last season's winner win, but I thought I'd at least make the merge."

"I thought the same thing," a familiar voice called out.

Lily stopped. "Terrance?" The basketballer stepped out of the bushes to reveal himself. "Terrance!" She yelled as she ran to hug him. "I'm so sorry about-"

"We can talk about it after we head back to Canada," he told her. Several clicks were heard and the camera panned out to show a group of soldiers pointing weapons at them. "If we get back," he corrected.


Author's Note Post Script: Sorry to the Lily fans. But it was her time, and it was the only person on the Vikings that could be eliminated given the remaining members

I think I'm doing better on the challenge time.

Again, not sure if there are jungles in South Korea.

I like how this chapter turned out

With that I'm signing off

-TotalDramaFan14


TDAS2 RANKINGS

16th Place:Sugar (The Pagaent Queen)

15th Place: Jasmine (The Austrailian Outback Girl)

14th Place: Matthew (The Hipster)

13th Place: Shawn (The Zombie Conspiracy Nut)

12th Place: Terrance (The Jerk)

11th Place:Britney (The Globetrotter)

10th Place: Lily (The Cynical Realist)