AN: Twiddler83 is writing an awesome and hilarious Edward story. It's called I Am Batman. I suggest you read and review it. You'll be glad you did!
Chapter 7
Baseball Boy jogged up to us and pulled off his baseball cap. Seeing his red hair sticking up even more crazy than usual made me think of what would happen if the kid stuck his finger in an electrical socket. What am I saying? He most definitely already has stuck his finger in one repeatedly. Which would explain the normal state of his hair and his general outlook on his surroundings. This included me.
"What did you think?" He was so full of jittery energy.
I gave him a critical look. "Are you on drugs?"
"What? No!" He stated looking agitated.
"Riddle me this, Baseball boy, why are you all shaky then?"
Alice just laughed at her brother. I really couldn't read this girl.
Baseball Boy looked sad. "I was excited that you were here watching me play!"
"I didn't really have a choice. You kidnapped me," I said in exasperation. Cue the sad Baseball Boy eyes.
I did something I would never forgive myself for.
"You're ass looked good when you slid into the bases."
He beamed and I wanted the ground to swallow me up.
Today sucked.