Okay, so this chapter is a bonus/deleted chapter. It was originally going to be Chapter Five, but I couldn't quite work it into the story, so I went with the rhyme thing instead. But, I thought I'd be generous and let you see it anyway! It is a parody of the Grinch song. I hope you like it...
Deleted Chapter: You're A Crazy One, Crazy Steve
You're a crazy one, Crazy Steve
You really are a nut
You're as smart as a rock,
You're as soothing as a paper cut.
Crazy Steve
You're a dirty, smelly hobo
In a never ending rut
You're a freak of nature, Crazy Steve
Your brain is a lump of coal
Yet your heart's as good as gold,
Even you've got good in your soul.
Crazy Steve
I'd never poke you, with a
fantastic new fly fishing pole
You're an insane one, Crazy Steve.
Your kookiness shows in your smile.
Your capability to care
Is that of a ceiling tile
Crazy Steve.
Why If I had a choice,
I'd rather argue with the ceiling tile
You're a spazzy one, Crazy Steve.
You're a noisy, nosey dud.
Your heart is full of gunk
Your soul is filled with crud
Crazy Steve.
If I had three choice words for you,
they'd be "Crazy, Crazier, and Craziest
You're a nutter, Crazy Steve.
You're the Lord of kooks and Crazies.
Your brain's a hamster wheel
With hamster that is lazy,
Crazy Steve
Your mind is a never ending stream of random usleless thoughts
that are the most idiodic sort of deplorable
trash imaginable,
Tied up all in a knot.
You scare me, Crazy Steve.
With your freaky deaky ways.
You're a messed up silly sight
For all sore eyes to see today
You're a big 'ol bowl of crazy flakes
and Kooky-O's
With extra spazz...