Chapter 7
DumbMare ran towards her and popped the can open. A little bit of the PatroKola splashed onto her leg. It burned it as it fried through her skin. "AHHHHHHH... ohhh... So emo!" She moaned. No one cared. DumbMare began pouring the acidic content of the Kan all over her. "AHHHHHHHHH!" She screeeeeeemed. Her face and skin started melting. Her thys burned off. Her stomach burned off. Her heart burned. Her brain dissolved. Her hair ashed. And nothing but a skeleton remained. But no one cared. They were all too busy watching the lobo_ evolve two generations, which was unheard of! Maxi gaped in awe. "It's upgrading... Two generations... For free?! That is impossible! It should cost at least $3000!" But evolve it did. And when it was over, the shinning dimmed, and in its place a bland white solid wolf stood. Z.W.E.I. Fell to his knees. "I love it. What is your name?" The new tech responded. "I am... Wolfdows 8." Everyone gasped. Including that ded fag Siegfried. There was no _! There was a " " ! (Space). Z.W.E.I. got up. "What are the new features?" The wolf began calculating. "Wolfdows 8 features a variety of new features, such as the new extra powerful stank on his owner, and a metro design that you will not like or be able to understand. It was frustrate you greatly. And now I have the ability to analyze any material and create an antidote." Everyone pulled out their cellphones. Even DumbMare, and preordered the amazing tech that was Wolfdows 8. Including Amy! "Viola! Why are you a skeleton?" Cried Z.W.E.I. "FUCK YOU. Haha. Skeleton and deth by cutting acid? So dark rite? :3. BUT REALLY WHAT THE HEL Y DID U NOT SAV ME HE POURD TAT SHIT OVR ME AT LIK ONE OUNCE A SECOND!" Patrokolos got up. "No, I won't." He canceled his pre-order for Wolfdows 8. Everyone gasped. "MOTHER SIAD TECHNOLOGY WAS NEVER THE REAL THING. I understand now, I must finish this once and for all, using the basis of nature!" Patrokolos pulled down his pants and began thinking of Pyrrha. "I must... I must!" No-!A flash of flashback came back to saw a vision. Patrokolos was a baby. He was looking at his baby self... And then he saw his mother. He chummed a bit. Then he saw... The lobo_ ... Giving birth to Pyrrha?! He turned to Patrokolos. "Patrokolos, i know you ar a baby but u will remember this some day. I am. Your father. The last thing Patrokolos saw before being euthanized was lobo_ 's AMD PROCESSOR sticker.
Patrokolos snaped out of his flashback and pooted on the ground. "AH SHIT!" Screeamed Patrokolos. Having flashbacks gives him diorrhea. Z.W.E.I. slowly walked up to him and bitch slapped Patrokolos to the ground. "NEVER EVER CALL MY WOLFDOWS 8 A FAKE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Z.W.E.I. stammered. Patrokolos began to cry and started shaving his legs. "UGH U FUKIN PREPS IM A FUKIN SKELETON I HAT AL OF U POSERZ!" Amy yelled at no one in particular. Everyone ignored her. "wolf...Wolfdows 8..." Patrokolos coughed. "Yes carbon based life form?" Wolfdows 8 replied. "I...I...I know mother said technology was wrong...and she stood against it her whole life...but...if she really meant it..then why did she fuck you?" Patrokolos asked. Everyone gasped in kawaii montage manner. "Because, young Patrokolos, sometimes two rivers meet and beavers begin to scrape logs to build homes. This River was in no danger of being a log, but within your soul you must find peace." Wolfdows 8 exclaimed. Patrokolos teared up. Z.W.E.I. teared up. Everyone teared up, mostly because when Z.W.E.I. gets emotional his stank intensifies. "Son..." Wolfdows 8 harmonified while peddling toward Patrokolos. "Father..." Patrokolos smiled while hobbling toward Wolfdows 8. They were about to hug when BAAAAAAAMMMMMMM a sniper rifle shot Wolfdows 8 in the shoulder. Wolfdows 8 collapsed. "NOOOOOOO!" Screamed Z.W.E.I. and Patrokolos in unison. They all turned toward the sound of the gunshot. "GET AWAY FROM AMY YOU UNDIGNIFIED TROLLEY RIDERS!" Yelled an out of breath Raphael with a rifle in his hand. "AGG!" Amy angsted, as she collapsed on the floor, her memories hurting her skeletal head. "Who the fuck is Amy?" Stupidly asked DumbMare. "That young skeleton who is GOING TO BE GROUNDED FOR BURNING HER SKIN OFF!" Yelled Raphael. This only caused Amy MOAR angsty headaches. "YOU RUFF RUFF WOOF WOOF GRRRRRRR!...wait viola is Amy?" Asked Z.W.E.I. mid sentence. "Who the bloody L is viola?" Raphael pondered, but was shortly tackled by Patrokolos. "YOU ASSHOLE YOU MURDERED MY FATHER!" Patrokolos whined in the bitchiest voice imaginable. "Wait..." Coughed the Wolfdows 8, as it was dying. Patrokolos climbed to the Wolfdows 8's side and held its paw panel. "Yes...?" Patrokolos cried. "Patrokolos...I want you to know that even when I wasn't with your mother..I always..." BAAAAAAAM Raphael sniped the Wolfdows 8 in the head. "Oh my, I am quite naughty! I didn't put the poor animal out of its misery when I shot it the first time!" Chuckled Raphael. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Cried Patrokolos...while touching his nipples. Meanwhile, Amy was having a seizure and foaming out of her skeletal mouth. Nobody cared except Raphael. Raphael ran over to Amy in a worried parent fashion.