So, it's time for chapter seven! I think there's fluffinees going on here but yeah. I really like it! i think you would too so read!READ!

Disclaimer: I do not own Degrassi but I do own a wonderful computer!

Eli's Point of View

"A Playboy?" Clare questioned.

"No. A newspaper," I replied, sarcastically." Of course, a Playboy! Wesley, why do you need this?"

"I don't know! to masturbate in the washroom?"

"Honesty was definitely not the right policy!" Clare yelled, disgusted.

"Wes, you don't need this," I told him. "Drew needs it more than you,"

"Oh. Fuck you!"

We all laughed except for Drew who rolled his eyes. "I was kidding, Drew,"

He faked laugh and continued to eat his lunch. It was quiet until I threw Wesley back his lunch and gave him the magazine. "Do that in the comfort of your bed, my friend,"

He nodded and I laid my head on the flat, cool surface of the desk. " Hey. How about we blaze now?" Clare asked, looking at me.

"Well, it would be nice," I said, lifting my head up .

"Then, what are we waiting for?" She got out of her seat and went to the round area and sat in one of the comfortable couches.

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"Did I tell you that I peanut butter?" Wesley asked, taking the joint from Alexx.

Alexx and I laughed while Clare stared into space. She's cute when she's high. Her red, puffy eyes make me smile. Oh god. Is that technically cheating if I'm thinking about another girl that isn't Julia? Nah. Just...I blame Global Warming! I called it!

"Eli, why are you thinking about another girl?" Julia will ask.

"Don't blame me! Blame Global Warming!" Yeah. I'm going with that.

"Hey. You do you know the word?" Wesley asked.

"No, what is it?" I asked.

"I don't know."He replied, simply.

"So, why'd -"

"Eli," Clare cut me off." Let's go."

"Go where?"

"Anywhere! I'm," She took a minute."Eli! Do you sleep with a lot of girls?"

"Yeah."

"So, name one girl you slept with that you like still,"

"Um, um, um Julia?"

"No, silly! Name someone else,"

" I can't. There's no one else,"

"Ha. What if I sleep with you?"

You sleep with me? I'll be happy for the rest of year! To be Clare's first would be...Surprisingly great. To know I got there before anyone else, it would make me feel accomplished. And she would be added to my book. Before you start judging, it's only so I know if I could actually go out with them in the future. Yeah. Getting in to Clare's panties will be hard. For all I know, she could have a combination lock that's hard to decode. I mean, she's a tease. A straight up, cheerleading, sexy t-

"Eli!" She screamed."Answer the question!"

"I don't know about that, Princess. You have to impress me first."

"What would I have to do?" She asked, seductively, definitely sucking me in.

"Anything," I breathed.

"Okay. Enough of your love-fest! We have to sing!" Wesley might be a little bit too much.

Please give me a miracle. Please. Please. Please.

A door opened and we jumped. Music. Hard core Heavy Metal music. I looked up and saw Drew. " What is up?" He called.

"That ceiling. That light," I repiled, stating the obivous.

"Eli!"

"What you asked what was-"

Clare got up and began to dance."Woo-hoo!"

Wesley put on my shades that laid on the coffee table and bobbed his head to the music. Somehow, Clare managed to trip and fall down but she was laughing. I sat up and went to the rescue and helped her sit up.

"Clare! Are you okay?"

She gave me a serious face."Of course!" She chimed before laughing. Make sure not to give her any of my things again.

"Eli, man. Is she okay?" Wesley asked.

"Yeah. I guess so," Her tiny hand brushed my cheek.

"You have the most beautiful eyes." She said before moving her hand to the back of my head. She pulled me down and gave me the most sloppiest kiss I ever had. Now, I can't blame this on Global Warming. I pulled away and she panted for air. "Eli! I'm so sorry!"

"No! Don't be. What Juila doesn't know, won't hurt her, right?"

She hesitated but nodded and I stood up before helping her.

"I think that's enough with the weed,"

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Clare barely looked at me after that incident. She's actually giving me the cold shoulder? I really didn't care. She kissed me so, I really have nothing to worry about.

"I kissed the most scummiest, rudely, concieted-"

"Excuse you?" I cut her off.

"Eli, come on! You are not the guy I want to be seen with!"

I got out of my seat and went to her desk."Look, I don't care what you think. You and your stupid rep can vanish instantly if i say something,"

"You wouldn't!"

"Oh. I would! And you know I would."

She scoffed and then the door knob began to rattle. I went under her table and she whispered, bewildered,"What the fuck are you doing?"

"Shut up and lie good!"

She let out a sigh and I smirked. i forgot she wore a skirt. A nice floral skirt. The door opened and I suddenly got an idea...

Clare's Point of View

Simpson entered and I sighed. Lie good, Clare. you are the peacock! You can do it!

"Hel-Where's Eli?" Simpson asked.

I opened my legs and sighed."I don't know-Ah!"

"What's wrong, Clare?"

"Um, nothing." Is Eli serious? I can't believe this. He does it again and I'm doing something drastic.

"Drew, where's Eli?"

He shrugged."I don't know."

"Me eitheir!"Wesley piped up.

Alexx made a screech! and put her head down.

"Clare, are you sure you don't know where he is?"

"Positive!" I cried out as the boy under the table did something to my area. I closed my legs, locking his head in between, making him groan. I let go, smiling in victory until he bit my inner thigh. I let my hand go down and I took a fistball of his hair and yanked it as Simpson kept talking.

"You bitch," He whispered as I let go.

Simpson left after Wesley, Drew and Alexx gave him lies. Eli came out underneath the desk and stood up. "You know, most girl enjoy my services," He said, rubbing his the back of his head.

"I'm not most girls," I told him, smiling.

He rolled his eyes and took his seat.

"Hey. Does anybody like Justin Bieber?" Drew asked.

We all groaned and went back to our own worlds. I can't take it. I might tackle Simpson for this! But then again, Eli and I kissed while we were high. I don't care. I got to kiss Eli Goldsworthy!

Nicely done, I might say. Isn't it cute how Eli and Clare can't stand each other but then bond over the weirdest things? It'scoming together nicely! Who thinks I should have Drew's Point of View? Review! Review! Review! And More frickin' ideas!