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Link, in all his green glory, stroke a fairly ridiculous pose as he was trying to get the poor seagull to let go of his breakfast and swearing at it.

Tetra, of course, laughed hysterically.

"You're not any help!" Link yelled, still pulling at the bowl of porridge.

"Leave the poor bird alone, Link." She tried to get to her feet. "You can always get a new portion."

"But…" and then he made the most adorable puppy-face.

"Oh goodness." Tetra sighed; she hated it when he did that. "Link, you look like a girl that just started in school."

"Hey!" he instantly started pouting.

"You're not helping matters." At least he stopped doing his puppy-eyes. "Though I wonder how a sixteen year old boy can look like a six year old girl."

"You can be very mean, you knew that? And I'm almost seventeen."

"Already? Wow, time sure flies." She shook her head, glad that Link had, subconsciously, given up on his porridge. "And so does your breakfast."

"Beg pardon?" he then turned and saw the stupid bird fly away with the bowl he had so fought for. "Come back here, you stupid, imbecile…" and that's about when he fell in the water.

"Oh you whinny, just be glad the crews on shore and didn't see that." Tetra scolded while bandaging some of the idiot's wounds. "You were fighting one fish and two seagulls, and you somehow lost." She tightened the last of the bandages and patted him lightly on the shoulder; the place with most wounds.

"Muff…" he whined.

"Muff?" she instantly started laughing again.

"Well, it's nice to know that somebody's taking pleasure in my pain." He pouted.

"Link, you silly, silly boy, I just think you're fun to tease!" she chirped brightly, hugging him. "Now, let's get you some food. How come you're all red?"

"Gah…?"

"I'm sorry to say this, but that's probably the smartest thing you've ever said."

"He… gagah?"

"Link, hello?" she waved a hand in front of his face, slightly worried.

"Gah?" he repeated, not sounding any the smarter.

"Link? Wake up!" the pirate captain started shaking him. "You're half-asleep."

"You pretty."

"You stupid… and bad at complimenting."

"Hey!" Link pouted, crossed his arms, and glared at the captain/princess. "I'm doing my best."

"Really? It doesn't sound like that."

"Hey!"

Tetra just laughed, she had quite the time of her life. "Don't be mad, I'm just teasing you."

"I don't like being teased."

"Neither do I." she patted him on the head. "Why don't we get you some food?"

"Yay! Foooooooooooooooooood!" he jumped out off bed and out off the room… and slipped on some porridge that had been dropped on the deck during his fight with the seagull.

"You sweet, stupid klutz." Tetra laughed, seating herself beside Link. "Watch where you go."

"Watch where you sit." Link growled, then pulled the captain down so she laid next to him. "Or something like this might happen."

"You idiot." She mumbled right before she pecked him on the nose. "You get really odd when you haven't eaten."

"Sure do!" he replied with a grin.

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