"I'm going to kill those prats!" Hermione was ranting. The rest of the girls from their dorm were laying on their beds reading, each trying to hide their amusement at Hermione's furious ranting. It wasn't going well. "Oh, stop it all of you, I know you're laughing!" Hermione snapped.
Carina looked up from her book to stare at her best friend in amusement. "Why are you going to kill the idiots this time, Miss Mia?"
Hermione rolled her eyes at the nickname and answered, "You know about Hagrid's dragon. Well, I went through with our plan and told Professor Flitwick. The idiots are trying to sneak the stupid thing out of the school for Hagrid! Don't they know how dangerous that is?! Don't they know they could be expelled?"
Carina stared at Hermione for several minutes, trying to wrap her mind around the stupidity required to seriously consider pulling off a stunt like this, and then shook her head. "You've got to be joking."
Hermione shook her head. "Not joking. They really are going through with this. The fools."
"I didn't even know it was possible for anyone to be that stupid. Excepting Dudley, of course," she corrected herself, still shaking her head. "What are we going to do?"
"Let them get caught and expelled?" Elladora offered, propping herself up on her elbows with an amused grin. "I don't know why you two can't just let them get themselves expelled. They deserve it, god knows."
"No. They're idiots, fools and a thousand other of the same, but they don't deserve to be expelled," Carina countered.
Dorea sighed, standing up. "Let's go, then," she said reluctantly.
The four girls of Ravenclaw First Year Girls Dorm B went off to save the first year Gryffindor boys from their own stupidity.
"You twit!" Carina exclaimed, glaring at Ron furiously. "You absolutely pathetic, unbelievably stupid, selfish, arrogant prat! I can't believe you have the nerve to say that I want Hagrid gone! I don't want Hagrid gone, do you have any IDEA how dangerous it is to have a dragon on school grounds?!"
Elladora and Dorea were both holding Carina back as she glared furiously at the red-headed idiot known as Ronald Weasley. Hermione was stifling giggles into her hand as Carina lost her temper.
Ron backed away from her, a terrified expression on his face.
"Let go of me," Carina snapped at the twins. "I'm going to kill the little pest, let me go!"
"I don't think that's a good idea," Hermione said in amusement. "We barely managed to not get in trouble as it is, do you really want to find out how much you'd be in if you killed him?"
"His stupidity is an insult to humanity!" Carina huffed.
Dean and Seamus both tried to look like they weren't laughing at their friend for getting lectured by a girl who was being restrained by three other girls.
"I hate you, you unbelievable GIT!" Carina continued. She finally calmed a little. "I hope you enjoy your detention, Weasley. Maybe it'll get it through your thick skull that you aren't the only one who cares about Hagrid. Did you even consider that maybe we were trying to safely get Norbert out of here without getting Hagrid in trouble? He's our friend too, you brainless idiot." She shook her head and stalked off, fuming.
"You know what they say about a red head's temper?" Hermione cracked a grin. "I'm pretty sure they were completely right."
"Oh, shut up, Mia," Carina said lightly. "The twit deserved that and worse."
"I totally agree, but you were scary back there," Elladora countered. "It was freaking awesome," she added with a smirk.
All four girls burst into laughter as they reached their dorm, and in an unspoken agreement, they all grabbed books and climbed onto Hermione's bed, spending the rest of the evening relaxing with books and laughter. It was the first time they were all four really, truly friends.
Apparently Ronald Weasley was good for something after all – causing everyone else to unite against him and his stupidity.
Carina shared this thought, which sent them all into yet another fit of laughter.