A/N: I am actually starting to feel sorry for Kelly. Every chapter, I take a big jabs at her. I hope no big Kelly fans are reading this fic and ESPECIALLY this chapter, even I feel a little harsh. Oh well, life is life and I hope you enjoy. :)
I eyed Cody up and down, and believe me not in a sexual way. I raised my brow to Cody. "What does Ted have to do with this?" I question in curiosity. Oh my god, did he know? If he knew he would tell everyone and then the whole school would know that Ted and I had this… thing. Not that it can be put into words, because I couldn't explain it myself. I decided to play it cool, maybe he didn't know.
"Well, I'm sure you know by now, since you tend to know every piece of information about everyone before they even know it," Cody began, to which I shrugged nonchalantly, smirking slightly at my reputation. What can I say? The guy had a point – a very valid point, might I add. "Ted and Kelly are in a… relationship." Cody finally spat out.
I shrugged. "If you could even call it that." I explain to him in a soft tone, glancing towards the side. I glanced back at Cody who narrowed his eyes at me, not sure of what I meant by that statement. I let out a small, cocky huff before grinning. "From what it looks like; and from what I heard from the good 'ole grape vine, Kelly is just a gold digging bitch, looking to give Ted an STD." I try to say as nonchalantly as possible, but my tone quite sour.
To my surprise, and liking Cody didn't disagree. He actually agreed with me. Cody Rhodes and Maryse Ouellet agreed on something. Has Kelly been taking flying lessons lately? Must be, because the only time Cody and I would ever agree on something, would be when pigs flew. "You're right." Cody agrees with a nod. A couple of moments later and a long pause, Cody makes a face. He turns to me and I share the same look. I jump off the bed.
"Okay, this is too weird. First we are actually being civil, then we're agreeing and now you're telling me I am right? Holy shit, what the hell is going on?" I ask. Cody shrugs his shoulders.
"Kelly must be on an airplane." Cody says, causing my eyes to almost pop out of my socket.
"Wait, what did you say?"
"I said," Cody began in a slow tone "Kelly must be on an airplane; because the only time something as crazy as this would happen is if pigs were flying."
"I was thinking the same thing like a couple of seconds ago." I say in a shaky tone. We both remain quiet before I seated myself back down next to Cody. "Hold on, this couldn't be an all-too horrible thing, now could it?" I question as I look to Cody. Cody raised his brow. "Hold on, what did you come here to see me about?" I question, beginning to have a bit of an idea of what Cody was getting at.
"Well, I can't stand Kelly and I was wondering if you could do what you're best at-"Cody explains, before I interrupt him.
"Which would be?"
"Being a bitch and ruining people's lives." Cody says nonchalantly and in a very blunt tone. I was very offended by his statement – which in all honestly, might be somewhat true. But I wasn't going to let him know that.
"And we were going so well." I say sarcastically.
"Well you asked. Now as I was saying, I need you and your little cheerleading minions to get Kelly out of this school. Because while Ted's with Kelly, she's always around me. And between you and me," Cody begins leaving forward a bit causing me to inch back even further. "Because I'm like a total hot stud and I see the way she looks at me. I'm afraid she'll…" I couldn't even let Cody finish speaking before I let out a loud snort. Did he really just say total hot stud? I cover my mouth when I see Cody turn to me with this serious, dumbfounded look on his face. Cody raised his brow and I signal him to go on. Cody hesitates but continues. "As I was saying, I'm afraid she'll come onto me and what if Ted like catches us?" Cody explains in a question like statement. He looks at me as if I had the answer. I shrug my shoulders.
"You two won't be able to indulge in homosexual relations?" I suggest with bored look on my face as I study my nails carelessly. Cody growls under his breath before gritting his teeth, obviously biting his tongue; not letting anything he would regret slip from his mouth. I quickly realize Cody and I need to stay on the same page if we want to take out Kelly. "Right, sorry. We're allies, not enemies." I explain with a nod. Cody's eyes widen.
"Oh my god I have this great idea! We could totally be like spies on a mission to take out this villain." Cody says in excitement, acting like a kid in a candy store. I raise my brow and study Cody as he continues. "I can be like Batman and you could be Robin – because, obviously you're not capable of being the hero, you're totally the sidekick, but then again, you're not totally useless. Oh, I know, we can use walkie talkies!" Cody shouts in excitement, his eyes wide in anticipation. Okay, he was getting way over his head now.
"And you wonder why you don't have a girlfriend." I mutter. Cody's expression quickly changes and he shoots me a glare, pouting slightly. "Maybe, the walkie talkies might be a bit useful, but the rest can be savored for you and your action figures." I explain to him.
Cody and I began plotting and before we knew it, it was getting dark. Cody and I had an excellent plan worked out and we were ready to put it into motion tomorrow. I will admit, only once, that Cody wasn't all that bad. A bit of a nerd, but that's nothing new. Once Cody left I hopped into bed and began thinking of how exciting tomorrow was going to be. Cody and I surprisingly made a good team.
"So Maryse, what do you have planned for practice today?" Alicia asked as we made our way out of homeroom and to our lockers. Practice, what practice? "You know for the cheerleading routine you've been working on?" Alicia said reminding me of the routine I was supposed to put together. I mentally cursed at myself. I had totally forgotten. I was too busy mopping over Ted and plotting against Kelly.
"Uh, about that. I left my notes at home." I lied. "But I won't be able to make it to practice at lunch," I began. Cody and I decided to put our plan into action at lunch when everyone was outside. "I'll put you, Brie and Nikki in charge and you girls can just… stall; stretches, running, all of that jazz. You girls can even just gossip or skip practice. We'll get most of the routine down over the next couple of weeks." I say with a confident smile. I believed in my cheerleaders and cheerleading meant the world to me, but I guess I've been put in an odd situation lately. "I've been a bit busy." I explain.
Alicia nodded. "Yeah I know." My head snapped in her direction. Did she know? I shot her a look of confusion; my eyes narrowed and shock spread across my face. Alicia was a bit surprised at my action. "You know, you and Randy are now an item. You guys have probably been a bit busy." Alicia explains with a small laugh.
"Ohh." I say in realization, nodding slightly. "Yeah, we've been spending a lot of time together." I lie, somewhat. We spent time together, but not as much time as everyone assumes. Randy was usually at football training or at his house working out. I on the other hand was plotting against Kelly.
"Speaking of the devil…" Alicia whispers, her voice trailing off into a silence. I closed my locker and I felt someone's strong arms snake around my waist. I jumped slightly but then I heard a deep chuckle and I knew instantly who it was. I turned around to face Randy, his arms still wrapped around my waist.
"Hey you." I say with a smile as we both leaned in forward and pressed our lips gently against each other.
"Did I scare you?" Randy questions with a grin. I cock my eyebrow in his direction and give him an sarcastic look. Randy chuckles. "I guess I did. I have great news." Randy announces.
"Really?" I say in an excited tone. Randy nods pulling me closer to him. "Well…?" I say with a giggle. "Are you going to tell me?"
Cody's POV.
"Ew, how disgusting can you get?" Kelly says in a bitter tone as she continues staring on at Randy and Maryse together. I roll my eyes. Kelly had been leaning against the lockers; her arm folded and was scowling at Maryse. I had no idea what Kelly and Maryse had against each other, but I knew one thing; I liked Maryse a hell of a lot more than Kelly. God, I never would've thought I would say those words. I was very excited for lunchtime, even though I was spending it with Maryse. I was surprised we were able to get along as well as we did. While Kelly went on about how gross Randy and Maryse were Ted was remaining quiet, staring at the two also. I on the other hand was grinning to myself about how great it would be to get Kelly out of here.
"I think they're cute." I blurt out, turning to Kelly. This would piss her off. I heard Kelly scoff.
"They are not."
"Like you would know what cute was."
"How do you know that I don't?" Kelly retorted.
"Because the only thing you know is slutty." I fire back, cocking my eyebrow.
Kelly gasps and hits Ted in the chest. Ted just shrugs his shoulders and continues looking over at Maryse and Randy. Kelly rolls her eyes. "Maryse is sluttier than me. Have you seen how short her cheerleading skirts are?"
"Have you seen how short your skirt is?"
"My skirt is not short! And I am not slutty!"
"Oh yeah because everyone being able to see your ass isn't slutty at all." I say sarcastically with a roll of my eyes. I was surprised Ted didn't pick up at the fact that I was sticking up for Maryse.
"Ted!" Kelly screeches. "Why won't you stick up for me?" Kelly queries in her ever-so annoying whine. Ted opens his mouth to speak but Kelly interrupts him. "You're an asshole, Cody Rhodes!" Kelly shouts as she sends her hand against my face and stomps off.
"And you're a whore!" I shout back. To my surprise, Kelly didn't fire back. She continued walking. I had a smug smirk plastered over my lips. I glanced over to Maryse, who was now hand in hand with Randy walking to her next class. Maryse had a big grin on her face as she sent me a wink. I looked to Ted who wasn't at all too happy about what had just happened.
"What the fuck was that?" Ted questioned raising his voice a little; although no nearly as much as I expected.
"Just the cold hard truth."
Cody squatted down and pinned his back against the locker, his eyes searching frantically for any observers. I folded my arms over my chest as Cody scaled along the lockers, trying his best to be a spy, I think. I walked along with him in a slow pace, twirling my hair around my forefinger.
Cody stopped, which caused me to abruptly stop also. I stumbled lightly, but composed my balance moments later. Cody raised the walkie talking to his mouth and put on this English, terminator voice. "Frenchie, do you come in, Frenchie? …over and out." Cody questioned in walkie talkie speak. I was too busy thinking about Randy in class to be worried about Cody and our 'mission'. We were in the corridors at lunch – which wasn't really allowed, but I could basically get away with anything – putting the first stage of our mission into action. "Frenchie? Over and out." Cody asked in a softer tone. I think Randy's muscles are growing, I thought to myself, letting out a soft sigh of admiration. "FRENCHIE!" Cody called into the walkie talkie, literally centimetres away from me. I jumped, realizing I had the walkie talkie in my hand. I glanced down at it briefly. "Oh wait," Cody said quietly as he pressed the talk button and held the talkie to his mouth "OVER AND OUT!" Cody shouted back into the walkie talkie.
I grimaced and slowly jerked my head in Cody's direction. "I AM RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!" I shout back into the walkie talkie as I moved closer to his face. Cody flinched a bit as I shouted at him, although he didn't speak. Was he disabled, or something? Seriously? Cody raised his brows and motioned the walkie talkie in my hand with his head. I let out a frustrated sigh and held the walkie talkie to my lips. "OVER AND OUT!" I shouted back into the walkie talkie.
"Much better. See, you're learning. Over and out." Cody says into the walkie talkie with a smile and a tap on my shoulder. I raise my brow at him.
"Does the word retarded mean anything to you?" I ask him with a small shake of my head. This time, I didn't speak through the walkie talkie. Cody didn't reply, he simply repeated his previous motion by signaling the walkie talkie I didn't use. "I didn't bloody use the walkie talki-" I attempted to explain to him before Cody raised the walkie talkie to his mouth and I instantly knew what was coming.
"Roger." Cody said through the walkie talkie with a nod of his head.
"What?" I questioned into the walkie talkie.
"Roger." Cody repeated.
"Roger who?"
"This isn't a knock knock joke, Frenchie."
"I never said it was. You're the one repeating, Roger." I explain mockingly through the walkie talkie.
"I was rogering your comment."
"What are you on about?"
"You know, Roger that?"
"You need to get out a lot more, seriously Cody."
Cody cleared his voice as if he was hinting something. Wait, he was hinting something and I knew exactly what he wanted me to say.
I let out a loud groan. "I'm not saying it."
"Say it…"
"No."
"Frenchie…"
"Fine." I give in reluctantly. "Over and out, loser dork."
"Maryse! You're ruining it!"
"Alright, alright. Don't blow your nut. Over and out, Mr. Dashing." I mutter as I cross my arms. I would never repeat that word ever again.
"Much better." Cody says with a confident nod.
"Just so you know, Dashing hasn't been used since like, my mum was young. And that was a long time ago."
Cody sent me a glare. "Your mum's a M.I.L.F."
My mouth drops. "I knew it! You are sleeping with her!"
"Okay, let's get on the mission, Frenchie. Over and out." Cody says, quickly changing the subject and split up into different direction of the halls.
"But Cody…" I call after him, but it was no use.
I went to go copy photos and Cody went to try and open Kelly's locker. As I was copying tons and tons of photos, I heard Cody say something through the walkie talkie. "So, do you like Ted?" Cody questioned nonchalantly as I heard a loud banging noise. I look down at the walkie talkie in complete shock. What did he just ask me? "…over and out."
A/N: There we go! I hope you guys like it. I know I haven't updated in a while… school. :/ anyway, I need your help. My friend's birthday is this weekend and I need to think of something to get her. If you guys have any ideas of what to get her, please PM me. I am having so much trouble deciding. Don't forget to leave reviews. I know this chapters was really bad, but they will get much better once I get my muse back. (: