Hiya, Crimson here!
Nothing to say, besides the fact that i am in a small writer's block at the moment, my tiny brain is runing out of ideas, but hell to that crap, ON WITH THE FIC!
Chapter 7: Divided
(America's P.O.V)
It has been two days since Britian seriously screwed shit up, two horrific, long, yet very amusing days.
Today wasno different. We all woke up to an explosion in the kitchen, to find that Britian was trying to make some British muffins. I don't know how he was ever able to make the kitchen look like a war zone while trying to make pastries, but here, it's Britian, 'nuff said. The morning meeting was no better, filled with all kinds of random stuff like loose thunder bolts from Italy (poor Germany, guy looked like a scared cat by the time the meeting was over), beams of water that Japan shot whenever he sneezed, and a strong wind that would occur whenever i pulled my wings down to hard.
Japan later explained that we were starting to learn and use Pokemon moves, the confused looks on there faces made Japan explain Pokemon moves, types, and effects.
"America seemes to have learned the gust attack," Japan said, i couldn't help but think of how he would look as a nerd, before he went on, "which is a low-level flying-type move."
"Who knew that America would have a powerful gust?" France said from where he sat, covering his mouth with on rose-filled hand, as he tried to stiffen a laugh.
"Better then looking like a perverted cross-dresser!" I shot back.
France gave me a confused blank look, "But I AM a perverted cross-dresser." He replied, which made everyone else lean away from him.
"This is getting us no where fast," Britian muttered, before swiftly standing up, "I will take my leave and look for a reverse spell." he said over his shoulder, before walking out of the room, shutting the door quietly behind him.
China stood up as well, "I need to watch the other asian nations, make sure that they arn't eatting America sweets." he shot an angry look at me, cleary still holding a grudge, before leaving the room as well, unlike France he slammed the door shut behind him.
"Perhaps we should have meetings later on, take some time to get used to our new bodies."Japan suggested, the others nodding inagreement, before everyone left the room.
Becasue i felt lazy, I decided to crash in my room for a while. Unfortanetly, due to the fact that i was still getting used to flying, i ended up crashing into the wooden door instead of my bed. To make matters worst, it took half an hour to learn how to open the door with my mouth. Once that was done, I then was able to finally get to my bed, someone screamed outside.
I jumped up, the drowsiness gone in seconds, as i raced out of the room, and into Britian's room (which was right next to my room).
What I saw needed some time to process in my head.
Different color powders floated everywhere, while green and yellow liquids stained the floor. Britian was further inside, hovering over his desk, with pink powder in his face.
"Bro, you do know that blush powder is for girls and France, right?" I asked with a small smirk. I dove out of the way of a moon blast, laughing as i flew back into my room, the sounds of Britian cursing at yelling could be heard from th other side of the door.
After a nice long nap, I woke up around mid day, the sun right over head. I'm not sure what I woke up to, the shouting or the sounds of explosions.
I rushed off to the living room to find a fight between a France and Britian, the two of them in the middle of a fight, complete with turned-over tables, broken chairs and explosions. Britian was busy sending beams of moonlight at the Roserade, while France shot...Leafs. i was readyto start laughing, before I saw so-called leafs tear up a nearby couch.
Japan, who was trying to keep order with China, were trying to yell over the louder comotion, which was a useless action, being how the softest person was trying to be louder then Britian and France.
with a sigh, I yelled, "BRO'S, CALM THE FUCK DOWN!" Everyone finally noticed me, standing in the doorway, "Isn't there a different way to deal with this?"i said.
"They can always fight it out in the court yard, aru." China said, shaking his head as if he were scholding us all for being childish in his head, "Have what Japan calls a pokemon battle."
"I recommened that if we are to do this, we should have a refere, along with enough open space." Japan said,
Britian and France thought about this, before nodding,shooting glares at each other as they made there way to the court yard, everyone else following them.
Why do I have the feeling that someone will get seriously injured?
BRITIAN V.S FRANCE!
Sorry, i have been waiting for a while to write that part out. leave it in thereviews who you want to win, and i will see you guys later on.
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