I do not own any of HTTYD or Quest for Camelot.
I got one or two requests for 'I Stand Alone' from this movie, but I promised Litwick723 I would do my best to not use a song used by him/her. I want to be completely original. I also was not very familiar with 'Quest for Camelot' because I hadn't watched it in years. So I thought if I watched it again I might get inspired by another song from the same movie, and I did.
The lost cavern on Berk. (aka; the twin's dark, soggy, alone place):
"I'll go. But not with her," Tuffnut sneered in his sister's direction.
"I'm not going anywhere with 'her' either," Ruffnut sneered back.
"Yeah!" Tuff just realized that didn't sound right. "Wait, what?"
"Guys, please. We really need your help," Hiccup approached the two of them with his torch.
"What do you need us for, we can't do anything right," Ruffnut folded her arms, turning away from her brother.
"Only 'cause you're holding me back" Tuffnut told her. Ruffnut turned back around to glare at him. Tuffnut glared back. "If I didn't have you I could do a lot of things."
Tuff:
I'd be head-butting wild boars,
Howling louder roars.
I'd de-dangerize this island in a minute.
Tuffnut, they all would sing,
'Cause I would be their Viking king.
Tuff skips away and hops up onto a boulder, standing proud before looking down to his sister below him.
I would love this world without you in it!
If I didn't have you!
"If you didn't have me?" Ruffnut asked unbelievingly and annoyed.
If I didn't have you!
"Well, how about if I didn't have you, huh?" Ruff climbs up onto the boulder with her brother, getting up in his face.
Both:
Oh, what I could be if there was only me!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
The two really get in each other's faces, their helmets clank together.
"Stop your bickering guys, we have a real problem here," Hiccup tried to intervene.
"Problem? You wanna talk about problems? 'Cause this guy's given me plenty," Ruffnut stepped back from Tuff, causing him to lose his balance on the boulder and fall. Ruffnut smirks for a second before singing her own part.
Ruff:
If only I didn't have a twin,
That's when my life would really begin.
Ruff jumps gracefully from the boulder and glides over to a set of smaller boulders. Ruff sits down on one of them, leaning her back up against another taller one behind her with her hands behind her head, and finally props her feet up on another rock in front of her; smiling comfortably.
I wouldn't have to worry about him or squat.
He'd be the half that the whole world forgot!
Tuff rises from the ground and starts dusting himself off. Her smile dropped, looking over at him again with a glare.
If I didn't have you!
"I should be so lucky," Tuff rolled his eyes.
If I didn't have you!
"Oh, wait! You'd be dead!" Tuff said over positive sarcasm. Ruff rolls her own eyes.
Both:
Oh, what I could be if there was only me!
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
Tuff made his way over to Ruff. She has her eyes closed as she kicks back, until Tuff comes up to her and kicks her off her lounging position.
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
"Stuck with you since birth!" Ruff says annoyed as she gets up from behind the rocks and dusts herself off.
"Oh, Thor, that's real original!" Tuff said.
"If you weren't such a mutton-head, I would have split years ago," Ruff sneered at Tuff.
"Now listen here, sister! I didn't come here to be insulted!" Tuffnut protested in her face, poking her in the nose once or twice.
"Oh? Where do you usually go?" Ruffnut asked, smirking at her brother's irritated growls.
Ruff:
I'd be a wild dragon rider!
Tuff:
I'd be a free, high-flying glider!
Ruff:
You'd be nothing without me!
You'd be gone! And cease to be!
"I'm so tired of your nagging!" Tuffnut yelled, giving her a shove to her shoulders.
"And I'm so tired of your bragging!" Ruffnut yelled back, shoving his shoulders harder.
"Without me you'd have no brain…" Tuff said.
"…with which to think!" Ruff finished the phrase with her brother, poking him in the left temple. Tuff swats her hand away before walking way, but Ruff follows. The two of them tripping and pushing each other as they go.
Tuff: I'd be head-butting with the boars,
Ruff:(If only I didn't have a twin,)
Howling louder roars.
I'd de-dangerize this island in a minute.
(That's when my life would really begin.)
Tuffnut, they all would sing,
(I wouldn't have to worry about him or squat.)
'Cause I would be their Viking king.
Both:
I would love this world without you in it!
If I didn't have you!
If I didn't have you!
Tuffnut picks up a torch his sister had brought into the cavern with her, which she abandoned on the ground of the cave, the tip still glowing with embers. Ruff gabs it too, and just like that, they're fighting over the torch. They continue to pull back and forth on the torch, both using both hands. Until Ruff starts pushing on the torch without letting go, making Tuff walk backwards until his back slams into the cave wall. Also hitting the back of his head in the process.
"Let go, it's my torch!" Ruffnut demands, pulling the torch back towards her.
"Oh is it? I can't seem to remember anymore!" Tuffnut shakes his head from the dizziness from the force before pulling back, swinging them around, away from the wall.
Both:
Life could be sweet things,
If I had my own wings!
What I'd do if I didn't have you!
"Watch it!" Ruffnut yells to her brother to mind where he's throwing her.
Both:
Oh, what I'd do if I didn't have you!
Tuffnut swings them around in repeated circles until Ruffnut's feet are off the ground. She doesn't stay like that for long however when she loses her grip on the torch and goes flying away from her brother.
"Hah! I win!" Tuff holds the torch above his head in triumph. But his small victory is cut short when Ruff's fist collides with the side of his face and he goes down.
Still have a lot more songs in the works. And please, if you've made a request that I've said I won't write because it's in Litwick723 musical one-shot series for HTTYD, check that out too. It's why I'm making these ;)