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Potions can be so disgusting sometimes. Especially when the marauders have to sit next to Snivellus. Peter and Remus sat on one side of him, while James and Sirius sat on the other. How lucky they were.
"Sluggy's late," Sirius grinned at James, "Go steal Snivellus' chair,"
"Yeah," James cheered and levitated Snape's chair out of the window. It landed in the lake with a splash. Sirius roared with laughter.
Professor Slughorn entered the dungeon, and they all scrambled to their seats.
Snape summoned another boy's chair, causing the poor boy to fall over. The class chuckled.
"10 points from Slytherin," sighed Slughorn, unhappily, producing another chair for the young injured boy.
"Tut tut, Snivellus," James mocked, as Sirius sniggered loudly
"Stupe-" Snape started to curse Sirius, but James lazily deflected it
"Professor!" Sirius cried indignantly, "Snivellus tried to curse me!"
The class chuckled again
"Detention Severus," Slughorn moaned. He hated punishing his own house, "and don't do it again!"
Snape went red and got to work, with his head down.
"Poke," said James, 20 minutes later, poking Snape repeatedly, "Poke."
"Poke"
"Poke"
"Poke"
"STOP IT POTTER," Snape cried angrily,
"Stop what?" James asked
"Yeah stop what?" Sirius repeated
"Yeah stop what?" Remus joined in
"Yeah stop what?" Peter added
"Go away,"
"I can't," James smirked, "Class isn't over yet, Snivvy,"
"Shut it," he snarled
"Shut what?"
"Yeah shut what?"
"Yeah shut what?"
"Yeah shut what?" the three voices added in canon
"Quieten down," came the booming voice of Horace Slughorn
"Da da da daaaa!" hummed James quietly, to the tune of the bridal march
"Da da da daaaa," Sirius joined in and slowly but surely the others marauders started singing it too
"Here comes the bride!" James and Sirius burst into song, singing to Snape
"What the hell?!" he screeched, "I JUST DON'T GET IT!"
"Severus," Slughorn warned, as Snape threw himself onto the floor in a full-fledged temper tantrum.
"He's finally cracked," sighed Remus.
Hehe. It's fun to torment Remus.
I think Lily could start appearing in these stories, soon
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