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In Which the Doctor...
Freestyles.
"Doctor," Clara breathed. "What do I do?" Her eyes widened as the Dalek neared closer and she felt her back pressed against the wall.
"Well, Clara..." Thought the time lord. He pressed a button on his sonic screwdriver and it turned into a microphone.
Yeah, my name is the Doctor
But Doctor who?
You're just a dalek charging for us
Don't know what to do!
"What are you doing?" Clara frowned. "Are you rapping?!"
I've got a sonic in my hand
You've got a plunger for yours
Mine does way more than a plunger!
'Cept for wooden doors.
"WHAT IS THIS TREACHARY." The Dalek froze. "EXPLAIN. EXPLAAAAAAAAIN!"
So, now you're coming towards us
And I need a plan
You're slowly getting closer
This is bad, like, man!
"Please let this be a dream, please let this be a dream," Clara closed her eyes and prayed to the heavens.
But if you stop right there
Then we can talk it out!
Because my name is the Doctor,
Now hear me sh-
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS SPOKEN RHYME SCHEME?!" The Dalek began to spin in circles. "I DO NOT COMPUTE. EXPLAIN, EXPLAIN, EXPLAAAAAAAAAIN!"
I'm the Doctor, yeah, the Doctor!
But who are you?
My companion's by my side,
Askin', "Doctor Who?"
I'm the Doctor, yeah, the Doctor!
You'll never know!
Just don't call me "Doctor Who"
'Cause that's the name of the show!
Steam began to pour out of the dalek as it spun faster and faster. "I DO NOT COMPUTE. DALEKS HAVE NO MEANING OF FREESTYLE. EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN! EXPL-"
It exploded into millions of pieces. The Doctor was too fly for its Dalekness to withstand.
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