Thank you for your support throughout the story! This is an omake after the battle for you guys!
Aha, it's okay, MatchboxLuffy, I won't kill you… yet ;)
Enjoy! This is really random, with lots of OCs. Just a poor attempt at crack. I'll make a serious one soon.
The crew stared off into the distance, watching the brand new star fly into space.
Slowly, very slowly, one by one, their eyes moved back to their captain. He looked back them, a warm smile on his face.
"HUMAN PILE!" Usopp yelled, and practically pounced on Luffy.
One by one, all the crew members, yeah, that's right, ALL the members jumped on Luffy.
Alright, sappy part's over. The randomness BEGINS!
Suddenly, Gintoki made a star appearance, along with Shinpachi and Kagura.
"Wait, is this One Piece? (One Pack for censor's sake) We're the Gintama cast!" Gintoki, being the crazy otaku he is, joined the human pile. Kagura and Shinpachi, seeing "Gin-chan" do this, copied his movements.
"I'm a huuuggggeee fan! I have read every single chapter and I always by the week's issue of JUMP to read One Pack!" Gintoki rambled on, and on… and on…
From the corner, a blond ninja, with a pink haired girl and his grey-haired teacher, who happened to be reading porn, came round, eating their cup ramen.
"Eh?" Naruto looked up from his ramen, to see a pile of very, very different people.
Sanji, upon seeing Sakura, immediately leapt off the pile and offered Sakura some food he whipped out of who knows where. She politely declined. Hello? STRANGER DANGER!
"Hey! Is that Naruto? As in Uzumaki Naruto?" Gintoki leapt off the human pile as well, and began to shake hands with the Naruto cast. He dragged them onto the human pile and jumped on.
Suddenly, a fridge came flying in the direction of the human pile. The human pile, all being specially trained and very strong, dodged, except Luffy, who was at the bottom of the pile and has lost consciousness. He did, however, have Kenbunshokuu haki, and unconsciously dodged the refrigerator, like a zombie.
Soon after the refrigerator came flying, Oreihara Izaya from the Durarara cast ran by, followed by Heiwajima Shizuo, his "best friend". Luffy stood up unsteadily, obviously pissed. Long arms went forward and grabbed both Izaya and Shizuo on the shoulders. Izaya and Shizuo turned around. "EHMAGERD! Is that Monkey D. Luffy? OhEmGeeeee! I'm like, your biggest fan!" Izaya squealed. "Uhh…." Luffy, lost for words, took back his arms and scratched his head.
"HUMAN PILEEEEE!" Natsu Dragonil shouted, as he, Gray Fullbuster, Lucy Heartphillia and Erza Scarlet appeared from nowhere. He grabbed everyone by the shoulders and brought them back down to the ground again.
"Che, herbivores. I've been watching you for a while now, battling on Namimori school grounds will damage it. Kamikorosu, yo." Hibari Kyoya threatened, as he jumped off the roof of a school nearby, which happened to be Namimori. Sawada Tsunayoshi, Gokudera Hayato, Yamamoto Takeshi and Sasagawa Ryohei appeared from the corner of the school.
"HIEEEEE! Hibari-san! Please don't hurt anyone!" Tsuna shrieked, but Hibari obviously didn't listen to him.
"Maa, maa. It'll be okay, Hibari wouldn't hurt anyone, right?" Yamamoto cheerfully said.
"Kufufufu, starting a reunion with all these other mangas without calling me, I see?" Rokudo Mukuro and the Kokuyo appeared.
A loud bang was heard and Varia walked in. "VOIIIII! YOU TRASHES! FROM ALL THE OTHER TRASHY MANGAS, IF YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY, WHERE'S THE FISH? VOIIIIIII!
"WE ARE VARIA!"
"Che, moyashi, just keep running away. Stop being such a sissy moyashi and stand and fight!" Kanda Yuu, shirtless, long, silky, black hair let out, flowing at his waist, ran towards the battlefield. (For the ladies)
"AREN DESU, BAKANDA! And it's not my fault! There are other people around, and some of my favourite manga characters are down there!" Allen replied, with a quick wave to Naruto. (He was a fan)the white haired boy fell from the sky, through a door. An ark, they called it.
Seriously though, where the hell were these randoms coming from?
Luffy, reenergized, stretched his arms round everyone, grinned, a happy, but with an evil, mischievous glint in his eye, and quickly pulled everyone into a group hug with a laugh.
Every collided in Luffy's arms.
"VOIIIII! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR, TRASH!" Squalo yelled.
" . .Now." Kanda growled.
Some were happy about the hug, others, were not.
With a hug. That was how Anime World War 1 started.
Kicks were sent flying, knives were thrown, punches were given, swords slashed, guns were shot, illusions were made, magic was used, and so much more.
At the end of the day, 40 bloody, sweaty bodies lay flat on the floor. People fought for their manga, their country, and for their pride. A peace treaty was signed (though some signed reluctantly) and the war ended.
The crew, back in the Sunny, with their happily laughing and talking captain, were happy. Everything was exactly how it was.
Omake's omake:
"AYEEEEE! Isn't that Greybeard up there?" Usopp shouted, looking through his telescope at a particularly large star (that's how fat he was) and waving frantically at the star.
How was this crappy crack omake? XD
