Sorry it took so long. Now read!
Meanwhile, elsewhere from the fighting.
"Oi, senchou!" called out a running Burgess.
"Aye, what are blabbing about?" asked Blackbeard. "Can't you see I'm eating pie, here?" as he wolfed down another bite.
"Word on the seas is that Strawhat Luffy is currently fighting the Fleet Admiral Sakazuki, 1 on 1!" he told him.
:D
Teach comically spat all the food in his mouth like the cereal guy.
"Well, that's interesting!" said Laffite while doing a little tap dancing.
"I wonder who's gonna win?" pondered Vasco.
"I've seen Sakazuki fight on the frontline before, first hand" noted Shiliew while biting on his cigar. "There's no way he'll lose to that snot-nosed punk!"
"I dunno, Shiliew" said Doc while picking his nose. "We thought it was impossible for him to beat Big Mom and take her position as Yonko and he proved us wrong"
"Oh that reminds me" Devon smirked. "You still owe me that 50,000 from that bet we made with them, Pizarro"
"What are you yammering about, woman?" yelled the annoyed man as they started squabbling "I DON'T OWE YOU SHIT!"
"Hell, maybe if we're lucky they'll both destroy each other" Wolf the giant, chuckled.
"That Mugiwara doesn't have the balls to kill" mocked Augar.
"Heh who knows guys?" said the big Yonko as he got up from his chair. "That kid might surprise us all. Anyways, besides Kaido and Shanks, those 2 bastards are the only real threats to my goal. Zehahahaha!"
D:
He stared at all of them with a grin.
"Burgess! Get to the helm!" Blackbeard commanded. "While all those idiots are killing each other, I can get the One Piece at our leisure! Zehahahaha!"
"Aye, Senchou!"
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Back to the fight…
D:
The ground around the 2 fighters continued to tremor until magma started to seep out. A droplet spat up high with a farting noise, in front of Luffy and Akainu were standing on.
"What the hell?" blurted out a disappointed Luffy "That's it; I was expecting some kind of epic eruption or something."
"I guess there wasn't much lava left in this dead volcano…" said Akainu with a sweat drop. "A bit anti-climactic…"
"Gomu-Gomu no Stamp Gatling!"
:D
Luffy jumped into the air and gave a barrage of kicks only for Akainu to block them all with Busoshoku Haki on his arms.
"I admire your determination if nothing else but it's useless, Mugiwara" the Fleet Admiral said calmly while blocking his assaults.
"Even if you were to train for 1000 years you wouldn't come close to my level. Fire Fist thought he could beat me and look at what happened to him!"
"I thought I told you to never mention, Ace again!" roared Luffy while kicking even harder. "YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK DOWN ON HIM!"
"Tsk, the weakest puppy always barks the loudest" he belittled.
D:
Akainu, using his magma powers, creates a wave of lava and sends it right at the young Yonko. However, using Kenbunshoku Haki, Luffy dodges by jumping over it.
"I see you've mastered your Haki over past 3 years" noted the marine.
"Damn right!" boasted Luffy.
"Gomu-Gomu no Bazooka!"
Despite giving all his might, Akainu simply dodged it.
"Pathetic!" he mocked.
Akainu tried to throw a punch at him, however, Luffy saw it coming and ducked. The young pirate slide forward until he was right underneath him
"Gomu-Gomu no Kazan!"
Luffy delivered a high kick to Akainu's chin sending him sailing into the air.
"Damn it!" the Fleet Admiral cursed as he was tossed into the heavens.
After inhaling a massive gulp of air, Luffy twisted his body several times. Then, he untwisted while exhaling, body propelling his body at the Admiral.
"Gomu-Gomu no… Storm!"
The captain delivered a barrage of punches while spinning around sending the marine higher into the sky.
"Gomu-Gomu no… Tsuchi!"
After twisting his arms together, Luffy grabbed and sent him spiralling down below. Finally, Akainu came crashing down onto the side of one of the mountains of the area.
:D
"Gomu-Gomu no Ono!"
Luffy brings his right leg high into the air preparing for a drop kick. But Akainu easily recovered from Mugiwara's bombardment.
"I won't go down that easy!" Akainu roared.
"Meigo!"
Before Luffy could land his blow, the Fleet Admiral launched a massive claw-thrust right at the young pirate.
"Oh, crap!" cried out Luffy in terror.
"Armament Hardening!"
Luffy hardened his arms with Busoshoku Haki and crossed his arms to defend himself. However, as the attack connected, it burned his chest.
"GGAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Luffy screamed as he was sent plummeting to the ground.
"How pitiful…" the Admiral muttered.
D:
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Meanwhile back at the Sunny…
D:
"RRRRRROOOAAAAAARRRRR!" screamed the giant Yonko.
Big Mom burst out of the ice Commander Kuzan froze her in like a raging gorilla and went charging at the Strawhats.
D:
"Arara, Oi, Black Leg! Why don't you fight her?" asked Kuzan.
"I told you before I can't hit a woman!" he yelled.
"Oh c'mon, Mr. Sanji!" yelled out a young Revolutionary in protest. "She doesn't even look like a woman! She looks like just some fat guy in a dress, with lipstick."
"I HEARD THAAAAAATTTT!" screamed a ballistic Lilin to the top of her lungs. "I'LL EAT YOU ALL ALIVE!"
D:
Even more pissed off, she charges at the Revolutionary's ship at full pelt until…
"Rankyaku: Gaicho!"
A massive bird-shaped blade came out of the blue and smacked right into the fat bitch's teeth knocking her back into the ocean.
"Nani! That attack… oh no don't tell me!" Zoro realised looking to his left.
There the Strawhats and Kuzan saw another dragon-shaped boat lead by an all too familiar leopard-man in a dark cloak.
:D
"DON'T WORRY, PIRATE SCUM! CHAPAPA!" called out zipper mouth. "WE'RE NOT HERE GOING TO KILL YOU ANYMORE!"
"Well then don't call us 'scum', fathead!" roared an angry Franky.
"First Aokiji, now the CP9" commented Chopper in Monster Point. "I'm not sure whether to be happy about them being on our side or not."
"You shitty bastards!" cursed Sanji. "I don't care if you're on our side or not, I'll never forgive any of you for what you're done to Robin-chan!"
Lucci merely looked the other way, while feeding his pigeon some seeds, ignoring the pirate cook's ranting.
"You don't mean me, too, do you" said Kalifa while putting her hand on her mouth like a Teddiursa with shiny eyes and bubbles surrounding her.
"Oh no, no, no, no! I don't mean you Kalifa-swan!" cried a love-stuck Sanji. "Btw, that cloak makes you look soooooo mysteriously, beautiful!" he said with heart-filled eyes while doing a silly dance.
"He sure forgave her quickly..." Nami sighed with a sweat-drop as the 'ladies man' starting singing 'Mellorine!'
"That's… sexually harassment" groaned the bespectacled woman with a popped vein at him twirling around like a ballerina.
"Yoyoi! Strawhat Pirates!" declared the flamboyant lion. "On behalf of the former CP9, allow me to atone for our sins to you and others, by cutting open my stomach."
"Kumadori-san, NO!" cried out a concerned Revolutionary subordinate as the long haired man pulled out a sword.
"Oh Gawd! Here we go again!" moaned Blueno.
"Seppuku… Tekkai!"
:D
As usual … Kumadori the lion's attempt of an honourable suicide… failed miserably.
"I-I'm so useless… I-I can't even kill myself…" the Senin sobbed.
"GOD DAMN IT!" yelled Jabra. "You either die already or cut it out! Gawd, this is the 8th time this week you've tried to kill yourself and it's only TUESDAY!"
"Sniff… maybe it's my mother's Will… it's her way of saying 'It's not my time to die'…" Kumadori blubbered. "Sniff… Oh Jabra"
"Oh Kumadori!" the werewolf howled as the 2 men hugged.
:D
Their small army of subordinates could only stare in bewilderment, as their superiors were crying like lil' babies.
"Oi, Commander Lucci" Fukuro asked while picking his nose. "Shouldn't we remind them his mom's not dead?"
"…Nah… They'll figure it out… eventually…" the leopard man sighed.
:D
"Soooooo Mike, they were once the Government's greatest assassins" asked one of the Rebels.
"Apparently Bob, they're… not quite the no-nonsense, merciless, killing machines I imagined though…"
Meigo - literally meaning "Dark Dog": Akainu transforms his hand into magma and lashes out at the opponent with a claw-thrust.
1. I'll include the CP9 in another fanfic later with Aoki-... Kuzan.
2. Play 'One Piece Soundtrack- Mamaragan' with Luffy vs Akainu.
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