I was so ready to come back and write another chapter but I've had a but of writers block… which is really annoying cause I am mega excited to carry this on :| but the show must go on and I'm going to try and string some words together and we'll see how this turns out… pray for me!

THE PLAY ZONE

The big red letters flash on the front of the building. There are clowns holding balloons on either side of the sign reading 'The Play-zone'. I take a deep breathe readying to see what is inside. I never got to go to these types of places when I was a child so this will be an experience for me too. I grip Phoebes hand tightly as we cross the car park. I struggle to hold onto her hand as she jumps and skips her way to the most exciting place she has ever seen. Ted runs ahead and I go to shout him back but Ana places her hand on my shoulder. Her blue eyes burn into mine and I know that she is saying let hi go.
But what if there is absolute lunatic in there? Christ Grey, it's kids play park.
I push open the huge doors and let my family walk inside. I am first caught off by the smell. Hmm, it smells slightly like an inside of a kids sports shoe. Then the noise – oh the screaming. Children are everywhere, running in and out of the different zones. This is going to be a long day.
I feel that little hand tug me forward and I am pulled towards the counter.
The girl behind the counter looks as me dumb founded. I roll my eyes – it's just a pretty face sweetheart and this face will never belong to you.
"2 please" Ana chimes in and then places her lips on my cheek. Staking her claim. Nothing turns me on that Ana getting jealous. Yes, I am hers and she is mine.
Can I sneak her off into the bathroom for five minutes? In a children's place? I may not even need five minutes… I am pulled out of my thoughts from the girl handing me two pairs of ugly green socks. I cock my eyebrow and Ana laughs.
"Right Phoebe, lets put these on" Ana says. I see Phoebe's nose wrinkle – yes, she is definitely my daughter.

Ted comes running over and as fast as he can switches his socks over. Throws his shoes at my feet and runs off to jump on the trampolines.
"Daddy! Lets go play" Phoebe says to me and I look at her in confusion. She has this whole park, why does she need me?
"Play?"

"come on daddy" she says and those big blue eyes pierce my soul.
I turn to Ana and she is smiling at me like a goof ball.
"Have fun Mr Grey" she says as she rubs her stomach with the smuggest look upon her face. She got out of it this time, but next time we come here, I'll make sure she isn't pregnant and it will be her turn.
"great" I say as I take my own shoes off. Phoebe pulls me to the entrance and instantly I am stopped by how small the gap is. Of course it's small, it's for children – how on earth am I supposed to get through there?
I watch as Phoebe effortlessly climbs through the gap and stands awaiting me to follow. I kneel down and start to push the front of my body through. Ugh, my shoulders hit either side and I have to manoeuvre myself at a different angle to get through. I'd nearly made it when I felt this huge thump on my bottom. Phoebe starts to giggle at my face and before I can turn my head – another thump hits me. I swear to god if it's Ana trying to be funny, she won't be laughing when I take her to our playroom when we get home later. Another thump right as I finally drag my body through the gap. This huge child – who looks remarkably like an ogre is stood on the other side of the entrance. He is ginger and looks dirty, is stood there laughing at me. I can feel my temper rising and right as I go to follow my daughter that ugly child puts his middle finger up at me.
This child looks no older than 10 and he's just flipped me off. I take a deep breath and pray my son doesn't follow suite of this big shit.
"Daddy look, look! A tunnel!" Phoebe is jumping up and down on the spot. Lord give me a break – the tunnel is the same size as the god damn entrance and I can only go that way forward.
"DADDDYYYYY" I hear echoing through the tunnel and I go back down on my knees to follow. I can see Phoebe on the other end, her smile is huge and infectious. Her happiness wills me on and I slide myself in to the tunnel. I moan and grunt my way up the sodden thing. Once out of the other end I feel like I need to catch my breath. I though a work out with Claude would be all I'd need but this is already proving harder and I've only been here 5 minutes.
"I can't do it" Phoebe is going and she is gripped to the side of the small roped area. She goes to turn back but there are hoards of kids behind us and I can't get through that god damn tunnel.
"Come on then Princess, Daddy will help you" I say calmly and she looks at me scared. We both need to walk along a floor that is rope. You can't fall through cause there is more rope mesh underneath but it's above the ground and you can see more kids running beneath us. I hold her hand and we both start to cross the rope bridge together. She makes little scared noises as we cross but she is doing amazingly - we nearly make the edge when my foot slides off of the rope and hits the mesh below causing me to fall flat on my face. I can hear all the kids behind us laughing, I can see my daughter in front laughing. I look below me and through the mesh I can see Ted, waving at me – also laughing.
I pull myself up and look out of the plastic window to my left. I can see my wife, her ruby red lipstick stands out from miles and that smile plastered on her face calls to me. She looks phenomenal and I can't wait to get out of this play area and kiss her. I realise as we make our way further through this play area that we are going up – which means we need to come down and I'm guessing it's something not adult sized. I can see other dads around and they look how I feel. Least I'm not the only one. I am pulled and pushed into all of the next sections. Phoebe jumps and climbs her way through, having the time of her life. I am exhausted. I feel sore.
We get to the top and there is a massive slide that takes you down into the large ball pit below.
"Oh my gosh" Phoebe whispers out and I can't help but smile.
"Shall we?" I say and I take my seat at the top of the slide. My bottom doesn't fit, but I have to admit – this slide dies look rather enjoyable. I place Phoebe on my lap and push us both forward.
"Weeeeeeee" she screams as we woosh down the slide into the ball pit. The balls fly everywhere as I lift Phoebe up above me.
"Again daddy?" she says as she crawls her way to the exit. The glorious exit. I go to follow but can't seem to get my bearings in this ball pit. Every time I move, the balls slide with me and I fall back down again.
I am confused to how my 3 year daughter can get out of this but I, a CEO cannot? It was all calm but then the balls start flying and I've found myself in between a ball pit fight. Phoebe is long gone and I can't spot her. I try to get myself out of here faster to find my wondering child.
Wack! The balls start flying at my head and I try to crawl my way out to the exit. Thump, wack! More and more are thrown at me and I feel the steam going to escape my ears. Christ, I don't like kids accept my own.
I finally make it to the exit and walk back to Ana. To my surprise she isn't sat alone as when I last saw her.
Another male is at next to her and he is too close for my liking – knowing how delicious Ana looks right now too, that man has a death wish. Her wedding ring is shining on her hand and it's ever so obvious but clearly this fucker doesn't care cause he is swarming around her like a damn mosquito.
I brush my hand through my hair and strut over to my wife. The guy sees me and his eyes pop ever so slightly. Too fucking right Bastard, I am her husband.
"Baby" I say and Ana looks at me and mouths thank you. Clearly this admirer wouldn't get the hint.

"Come, let go select some food for our children" I say and out reach my hand. Ana places her hand in mine and follows me to the café.
"Nice meeting you, Miss Grey" He says and it makes my blood boil.
"It's Mrs" I say coldly and walk away.

"It seems Mrs Grey, I can't take you anywhere without men wanting to take what is mine. Even with a wedding ring and being pregnant – you are the most desirable woman in this whole room. I of course agree, in fact I would shout it from the roof top".
Ana blushes and she looks so sweet.
"Thank you"
"I love you"
"I love you"
"Anyway Mr Grey, where are our children?" Ana says as she darts her head around the play area. That man distracted me so much that I took my eyes off of Phoebe. I scan the room but can't see her, in fact I can't see Ted either.
"Um, Christian" Ana starts and hear the slight nervousness in her voice.
I start to panic and grab Ana's hand. We walk towards the edge of the play area, trying to look through the mesh to see if we can spot our children.
"Where are they?" She says again. Fuck. Where the fuck are they?
I walk myself over to the counter and look at that dumb as girl again.
"I need an announcement made" I say
"Sir - we don't let customers make announcements" She replies. I take a deep breath.
"I. Need. An. Announcement. NOW" her eyes widen as she turns the speaker towards me. I press the button and 'ding dong' noise starts.
"Theodore and Phoebe Grey to the counter" I say and take my finger off of the button. I watch as the children are still scattering around the play area. I feel slight relief as I see my son climb out of the ball pit and run his way over to me.
"where is Phoebe?"
"She was with you?" I bite my tongue and drag my son back over to Ana.
She kisses Ted's forehead and takes his hand. Ted, with his free hand – wipes away the kiss his mother just gave him. I frown.

It's always Phoebe. Always my Phoebe.

Then I see her. Right at the top. Her nose is peaking out of the mesh. I look up, knowing that I am going to have to go get her. I roll my sleeves up, ready to tackle the small hell that is the play zone.
"I'll get her" Ted says and before I can say no, he has darted back off in to the area. I watch him as he dives and weaves his way through the zone. I hear her screaming, knowing that Ted as reached her.
"Oh Phoebe" Ana whispers out.

The screaming makes it way done to the bottom and before we know it, the little screaming bundle is at my feet.
I pick my daughter up as she sobs into my neck.
"Shall we?" Ana starts
"Yes. Please" I can't say it quick enough and go and collect the kids socks and shoes. I look at my watch to see we lasted an hour and a half.
Once the kids are strapped in, I slouch in the drivers seat of my car.
"So – shall we agree to not come back here for a few months?"
I laugh at my wife's sudden realisation.
"Agreed".

Just so you know, I am not happy with this chapter. It wasn't as good or funny as my previous but I wanted to upload something. Like I said, I have a slight writers block and I didn't really plan on what to write like I normally do.. but hey… next chapter hopefully will be back to normal :D