Theme 44- Smile
Characters: Kenny/Kyle, Vivi, Lucky, Lucy and Kimi are mentioned, but don't appear.
Disclaimer: I don't own South Park, if I did; your OC's wouldn't be OC's!!!!!

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He hated it. That unhappy expression on Kyle Broflovski's face, Kenny McCormick absolutely hated it. He wanted Kyle's smile, that fantastic expression that made Kenny's day every time he saw it. It didn't suit him, that frown and tight knitted eyebrows, he looked so much better when he was happy. He figured it must have been something Cartman had said, probably another joke about his religion or mother, but when Kenny saw Kyle the next day, the frown was still there like it was super glued to his face permanently. If it wasn't going to go away by itself Kenny would find out the problem himself and fix it, anything to see that beloved smile back on his face. Hell, he'd even die if it made Kyle happy again.

He had come to terms with the fact he was in love with Kyle, and it wasn't a shock to Stan when he admitted it to him a couple of weeks prior. Kenny had had a few relationships with other men and women for that matter, but they never filled that hole in his heart like Kyle did just by smiling at him.

He fell into step beside Kyle as he was walking home from school and walked with him in silence for a while until Kenny blurted out "So what's got sand in you vagina?" he ignored the glare Kyle sent him and the muttered 'I do not have sand in my vagina' and kept his gaze upon his sullen friend. A dejected sigh escaped his lips and looked at Kenny before speaking
"Well the girls made another hot list, and somehow Cartman got a hold of it and it turns out I was ranked last again. It can't be a mistake the second time" This made Kenny stop in his tracks, staring at Kyle for what seemed like hours before he took off sprinting in the opposite direction.

Kyle watched Kenny's retreating figure sadly 'There's no way Kenny would go for someone like me, he has tons of girls falling at his feet, and he won't want the ugliest guy in class, even if he did swing that way' trying to push all the negative thoughts from his mind he kept walking to his house.

The next day Kenny literally bounced to school, eager to tell Kyle a most interesting tale that he had learned the previous afternoon. His happy mood faded as the day went past and Kyle never came to school. As soon as the bell rang, he was out of the classroom before anybody had even put their books in their bags and was running as fast as he could towards the Broflovski house. When he reached the front door, he took some time to catch his breath before ringing the doorbell. Kyle answered and looked at the dishevelled appearance of Kenny standing in the doorway "Kenny? What are you doing here?"
"Well I need to tell you something important, and you weren't at school today, so I came here to tell you." Kyle tiled his head in confusion before opening the door wider to let Kenny in. When they reached the Kyle's bedroom he flopped onto the bed while Kyle quietly shut the door.
"So what's this important news that couldn't wait until tomorrow?"
"Well when you told me about that list yesterday, I thought that there was no way it could be right, because you're one of the hottest looking guys I have ever met, and because I love you I decided to ask the girls to get to the bottom of it. So I talked to Kimi about it, but she didn't know cause she was sick that day, so she rang Lucy, who said that she wasn't the vote tallier that day, and 3-way called Lucky, who said that Wendy's turn to count the votes that day. So when I called Wendy to ask her about the results she wouldn't tell me, so then I called the Vivi to forcibly make Wendy talk, and she did a pretty good job cause Wendy not only told me, but photocopied the real list for me. And it turns out you're actually ranked number 5, which means you're hotter than me cause I'm ranked number 8, so now you don't have to be unhappy anymore." Kenny explained and took a large gulp of air after her had finished.
Kyle just stood there with his mouth slightly open and looking like someone had whacked him across the face with a fish. Kenny looked at him puzzled until he realised that he had just confessed his feelings for Kyle in his mini speech.
"Y-You love me?" Kyle croaked out, still looking surprised. Kenny looked down at his feet before answering,
"And if I said yes?"Kenny froze in shock as Kyle slid a delicate finger under his chin and tilted his face up so they were looking each other in the eye. Kyle's hand traced his cheek before snaking it's way behind his neck and pulled Kenny in closer so that their lips lightly touched. They pulled away and Kyle smiled at him and asked "So does that answer your question?" Kenny nodded then grinned stupidly as he noticed something. Kyle saw his expression and brought a hand to his face.
"What? Is there something on my face?"

"Yeah" Kenny replied, "A smile."

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And if you're wondering what exactly Vivi did to make Wendy talk, well let's say, it'll take quite a long time for her hair to grow out equally!

I really should stop these until in finish the next chapter of Define Weird, but these things are as addicting!!! So I'll post this and get writing on Define Weird!

Also with the list thing I got it off of the South Park Wiki page here's the link: http:// southpark. wikia. com/wiki/ The_%27Real_List%27 (take away all the spaces)

And credit for the mentioned OC's goes to:

Lucky Day: Doomed-Orange-Parka
Lucy Montgomery: Kootie Bomb
Kimi Shao: PixiDreads
And Vivi belongs to me!