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Chapter 6: Get me out of this house!
"Tsuna, can you do me a little favor?" Nana asked, getting her son's attention. "Would you get those clothes hangers over there for me?" Doing as asked, the brunet got them and handed them to his mom.
"Tsuna, can you do me a little favor?" Reborn asked, coming into the room. This got his attention. "Would you infiltrate enemy headquarters for me?"
"That's not a small matter!" Tsuna yelled. "What kind of headquarters? I don't have any enemies."
"You just got a rival Family recently." The baby said. "There's no need for two bosses in one class."
"Boss...No way..."
"We'll destroy the Tomosa Famiglia!" Reborn declared.
"Don't say the first thing that comes to mind!" Tsuna yelled.
"10th!" Turn to the door, Tsuna saw Gokudera, Yamamoto and Fuyu standing there. "I heard the news!"
"Gokudera-kun! Yamamoto! Fuyu-kun!"
"Let's go obliterate the Tomosa Family!" The bomber said.
"You're gonna go to Naito's house, right?" Yamamoto asked.
"If it's to help Tsunayoshi-san, then I guess I could destroy some stuff." Fuyu said with a smirk.
'They've already got it completely wrong!' Tsuna thought.
"We're going to Longchamp's house, but...Why are Haru and the kids coming too!?" Tsuna said.
"Tsuna-san. Please don't worry about me." Haru said. "I just wanted to see my future husband at work. I'll leave right away."
"Excuse me, Haru-san, but what was that you just said?" Fuyu said with a fake smile.
"I said I wanted to see my future husband at work." She repeated. Fuyu looked like he was about to hit something, but then just frowned.
'What am I doing? I mean I can see that it isn't true, but...' He looked down. After a few seconds he looked up and tried to make is smile a real one. "Okay. I just couldn't hear you. Sorry."
'Fuyu...' Yamamoto looked at the boy with a frown of his own and stopped. "Sorry guys. I need to talk to Fuyu for a moment. You guys can go ahead." He said with a smile.
"Okay...see you guys then." Tsuna said uncertainly, remembering what Ryohei had done. They watched as the two walked around a corner.
"Okay, what's wrong, Fuyu?" Yamamoto asked with a serious look.
"What are you talking about?" Fuyu asked.
"I'm talking about the way you were acting when Haru said that. What's wrong?" He asked. "Why do you always give people those fake smiles?" Fuyu just frowned and looked away.
"Why? What's it matter?" He asked rather harshly.
"Because we care about you and it hurts to see you have a fake smile." Yamamoto said with a hard tone, but soft eyes,
"Then what about you?" Fuyu asked, looking him dead in the eyes with no hint of emotion in his. Yamamoto was shocked at this. "Whenever I get a compliment or when I give them to Tsunayoshi-san you always have a fake smile and a fake laugh." He said as he started to advance forward, making Yamamoto back up until his back touched the wall.
"What are you talking about?" His mouth was covered by Fuyu's hand. Fuyu moved his head closer until it was just and inch away from his hand. "I never want to see that damn fake smile or hear that fake laugh from you ever again. You got that? You say that it hurts you to see me with a fake smile, but you go around with that fake smile of yours and a fake laugh to top it all off. It hurts me to see you or any of the others like that. So I want you to stop it. If there's something to want to talk about then just tell me. Okay?" Yamamoto just end nodded his head. "Good. Now I think we should get going."
"Yeah." Yamamoto said a they started to walk. 'Now I know for sure...'
"Hm? Seems they haven't gone in yet." Fuyu said as he saw them standing there and Naito yelling again.
"WAAH! Is this Sawada's new girlfriend!? So you already got rid of your boyfriend!?" Naito said as the two walked up to them.
"He's not my boyfriend and she's not my girlfriend!" Tsuna yelled with a blush. Naito suddenly ducked as a foot flew over his head and slammed into the wall, cracking it a little.
"You're existiance just pisses me off." Fuyu said as he put his foot down.
"Ah! Sawada's old boyfriend!" Naito yelled again.
"Damnit! I'll fucking kill this bastard! Let go of me, Takeshi!" Fuyu yelled as Yamamoto had to struggle to hold Fuyu from kicking Naito.
"Now that we're here. Let's have fun." Reborn said, getting pretty much the same reaction from Gokudera and Tsuna.
"This is the main building!" Naito said as they got to a big building. "I'll take you guys to my room." He said as they walked in. "Hyaho? Hyaho! This way!" He said, pointing in one direction. As they passed one of the rooms they heard yelling. When they opened the door they saw the little kid from Naito's group with some guy crying on the floor. Seeing he was being watched, the kid slammed the door. "Lunga seems to have finally made a band buddy that he can open up to now~~"
'They weren't acting as if they were friends!' Tsuna thought. They continued walking until Naito stopped and opened one of the doors.
"We're here! Everyone take a look at my room!" He said as they all did. They were all shocked to see that it was a huge mess and no real room to walk.
'It's...disgusting.' Tsuna thought with the other have the same thought.
"Oh~~~ I have too many things I don't wanna toss~~" Naito said with a smile. That's when Gokudera saw a box of something.
"Is this the newest line of miniature-dynamite!?" He said as he looked at a box.
"There's your Vongola-humor!" Naito said. "No matter how you look at it, those are just packets of soy sause that come with bento!"
"Soy sauce. Really...But why?" Tsuna asked. "Do you plan to do something with all this...?"
"Aw, Sawada-chan! Whaddya mean 'why'? You just collect!" Naito said. He then started pointing to other boxes. "This is a box of red ginger, this is a box of old, used batteries. These raffle tickets from all stores I've been to are a part of my life!"
'An 8th grader who's concerned about his childhood memories!'tsuna thought in disbelief.
'I swear I'm going to kick his ass so damn hard that his whole group will feel it!' Fuyu thought with a tick mark on his face. That's when they noticed that Lambo was jumping on everything and ended up falling into a pot of something.
"My pot of left-over rice-beam paste!" Naito said as he ran over to the pot.
"I'm sorry, Longchamp." Tsuna said. 'Lambo's always causing trouble...'
"It's fine, it's fine! When I see idiots like these I just want to wipe snot of his face~~~" Naito said! getting some snot on his finger.
"Lambo-san isn't and idiot!" The cow-dressed kid said, mimicking the other idiot.
'These two have the same mental age!' Tsuna thought.
"Oh, Naito, you're a fan of Kikumomo Sakura too?" Yamamoto asked, pointing to a poser of a girl in a bikini.
"No way! That's just a camouflauge to hide my super porn magazines!" Naito exclaimed happily.
'Super?'
"How can you say stuff like that in front of kids?" Haru exclaimed.
"She's playing innocent!" Naito said, pointing at her. "So funny! Sawada, your new girlfriend's so funny!"
"I told you she's not my girlfriend!" After say that, Haru ended up punching Naito right in the face. That's when Tsuna noticed that Gokudera was doing something off in the corner. "Go-Gokudera-kun?"
"I'm almost done...Please distract Longchamp." He whispered.
'He's got the wrong idea here!'
"This house was badly built. It keeps swaying." Gokudera said as he tried to light his lighter.
"Don't light it." A voice from somewhere said. "You'll burn my hair." Some giant girl said, coming out from under all the stuff.
"Sanappi, you were still sleeping?" Naito asked, looking at the girl. He them turned to Tsuna. "Oh, I forgot to introduce her, she's my new girlfriend, Sanappi!" Tsuna just stood there without a word. "Your sleeping face is so cute, Sanappi!"
"Crap, I have to go to work." She said, leaving the room.
"Where are you going?" Naito asked as he ran over to her. For the moment everything went in slow motion, or at least for everyone there. As Naito ran to the girl, he slipped on something and ended up tumbling, hitting the pot paste and sent it flying right on top of...Fuyu. "Opps."
'Oh no! This is bad! I think Fuyu-kun might actually kill him!' Tsuna thought as they saw Fuyu lift the pot up. They saw that he was now covered in rice-bean paste and had a pissed off expression, multiple tick marks and a dark aura around him. "N-now Fuyu-kun. J-just c-calm down." After a few seconds, Fuyu took a deep breath and exhaled. Thinking that he was calm, Tsuna sighed in relief.
"YOU BASTARD!" He yelled as he got the pot and slammed it done on Naito.
"Hieeeee!"
"We're leaving! Now!" He yelled as he grabbed Haru by one hand and Tsuna by the other. Just then the door opened to show Mangusta.
"Longchamp-kun, what are you doing!?" He looked really mad. "Why'd you let Vongola people onto our property! They're our sworn enemies! Enemies of Longch-!"
"Out of the way!" He yelled as he slammed his foot into the man's face and went him flying.
"Fuyu." Reborn said, holding guns in each hand and having ammunition across his body.
"Go ahead and destroy everything in sight! I don't give a damn!" He said as he stormed out with the two people in his grasp and Yamamoto right behind them. As they turned a corner they saw the girl from Naito's group.
"Pantera! Why are you holding weapons!? You really want to kill Sawada!" Tsuna started to freak out. That's when she threw her weapon (I homes style forgot what they are called) and ended up going for Naito. He moved his head so that it hit the wall. "Were you scared? She's always unpredictable like that so she always misses the target." He kept dodging more of her attacks. "Look, it's not even close to hitting Sawada-chan."
'I-I don't think that's right, Longchamp-kun.' Tsuna thought.
"Excuse me, but can we get through?" Fuyu asked, trying not to explode. She just quietly moved out of the way and kept trying to hit Naito. "Thank you." When they got outside they saw that all of the people outside where fighting each other.
"Lambo-san will help!" Lambo said as he threw grenades at the people. Behind them reborn and Gokudera were destroying everything else. When the two caught up they started throwing bombs and shooting all over the place.
'I think I have a headache.' Fuyu thought with a sigh. After some time the whole place ended up getting destroyed and there was almost no proof that it excited.
"I hope I never have to see them again." Fuyu said as he, Tsuna and the kids were in the living room. That's when they heard the doorbell ring.
"I'll get it." Tsuna said as he got to the door. He opened it to show Naito and his little group.
"Sawada-chan, can we stay here for a while?" Naito asked. He suddenly got a kick to the face and went flying outsides.
"Okay, but you have to sleep outside."
END CHAPTER
Person: And there you have it. I finally have an actual update. Sorry if it's short, but I just need to get something out here.
Yamamoto: At least you updated.
Person: True. Sorry if the part with Fuyu and Takeshi sucked. I just didn't really know what to do and I wanted to add more scenes with them in it.
Yamamoto: I'm not complaining. I got some time with Fuyu.
person: Well there's nothing else I really have to say here, so until whenever, bye!
Yamamoto: Bye!