NESS GOES TO THE NIGHT SKY SCHOOL AND HANK HILL'S TRUCK IS STOLEN

Ness wanted to learn. He decided to go to NIGHT SKY SCHOOL. Mario immediately fell out of the dishwasher. Mario takes Ness to The Night Sky School in his TRUCK that he might have stole from HANK HILL. Hank Hill began to chase them at full speed, but Wario and Spaceship Olimar ran him over.

1 Second later, Ness came back from school with a LOT of homework. He had to LEARN THE ALPHABET. So he went to ask Shower Luigi what the first letter of the alphabet is. Luigi said this in a deep, opera voice.

"IN THE TOILET. IN THE TOILET. IN THE TOILET, WE MUST GO ." Said Luigi, abruptly waking up.

Ness likes the alphabet. He decided to ask Chimney Kirby what the second letter was.

"OH, PRAISE THE LORD." Said Kirby.

Ness is happy. He decided to go ask Jigglypuff what the third letter was. Jigglypuff was playing Super Mario Galaxy 2.

"SHUT UP! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!" She screamed at Lubba, cried, threw her Wii Mote at the television set and threw a water fountain out the window and followed it to the night sky.

Ness ran to Peach, who was cooking hamburgers and noticed they smelled like smoke.

"MY BUNS ARE BURNING! MY BUNS ARE BURNING!" Yelled Peach as she made a run to her Mixing Bowl.

Then Ness heard Sonic run into the wall.

"YOU'RE TOO SLOW!"

Then he saw Meta Knight throwing Jonas Brothers CDs into the fireplace.

"ALL OF YOU CAN BURN IN HELL FOR ALL I CARE."

Finally, Ness went to Baseball Practice and Dr. Robotnik, his coach yelled "24 AND HIT THEM HARD!"

The Next time at Night Sky School, Ness's teacher told him to sing the alphabet.

"YOU'RE TOO SLOW." Said Ness.

"Not in particularly." Said The Teacher.

"OH, PRAISE THE LORD!"

"Hallelujah." Said The Teacher "Now hurry up, we only have The Night Sky's light to finish."

"SHUT UP. YOU DON'T KNOW ME." Ness threw his bat at his teacher and threw a water fountain at the window "ALL OF YOU CAN BURN IN HELL FOR ALL I CARE." Ness said as he ran out.

Then, the teacher's men dragged him back in the school and into the principal's office.

"WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?" Asked The Principal.

"MY BUNS ARE BURNING! MY BUNS ARE BURNING!" Answered Ness.

"WHERE DO YOU LIVE?"

"IN THE TOILET. IN THE TOILET. IN THE TOILET, WE MUST GO."

Luigi was driving Ness home with a newspaper in his hand.

"How many times should I whack you?" Asked Luigi.

"24 AND HIT 'EM HARD!" Said Ness.

Suddenly, Spaceship Olimar crashed into Luigi's car and Olimar came running out, with Motorcycle Wario chasing him, then Olimar got out another Spaceship...and IT WAS ON.