Dear Fanfiction Authors,

by MisplacedSanity

Imagine the imagined giving us their feedback on our imaginations, imagine that they've seen all there is to see, imagine that they aren't too pleased... Bleach characters on FF cliches, from slash, to mpreg to the gender blender. Suggestions are welcome.

7. Unohana on Mpreg

To who all this concerns. . .

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Dear Fanfiction Authors,

You have no control of the human antomy any more than the next person.

Male bodies are not capable of ever functioning that way.

It is physically, biologically, anatomically impossible.

Natural born men cannot become preganant.

Ever.

Sincerely,

Unohana Taicho

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A/N: -deadpans- yeah.

You must've failed biology pretty hard to make that mistake.