(HANNAH: The power of christ compells you!
SEBASTIAN: *blank stare*
HANNAH: Uhhhh... DEMON BEGONE!
SEBASTIAN: Hannah, dont you have work to do?
HANNAH:...maybe...)
92) Having Fake seizures isnt a good way to get attention.
( JEN: Hey Ciel?
Ceil: ...
JEN: Ceil?
CIEL: ... go away JEN: Ceil?
CIEL: ...
JEN: *convulses on the ground*
CIEL: *sigh*)
93) Switching servants with other manors is prohibited.
(Lets just say Ciel was confused when he found the Demonic Triplets doing all the chores instead of his usual servants.)
94) Using sheets as capes is childish and immature.
(JEN: Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun BATMAN!
HANNAH: Everyone Knows Superman is better!
SEBASTIAN: I have absolutely no Idea who you two are talking about but I certainly hope that your going to do the laundry today.)
JEN/HANNAH: ...)
95) Our Servants are very Impressionable so Dont go around Yelling irrational Things.
(THERES A DEAD BODY IN THE SECOND ROOM ON THE THIRD FLOOR!)
96) Ciel Does not need a Taste tester to see if somethings poisonouse or not.
( JEN: Mmmmm! This is great!
CIEL: Can I Have My dinner back Please? *evil glare*)
97) Although it is amusing, it is frowned upon if you booby trap the Trancy Manor while their away.
( Basically, Jen sprinkled salt all around the manor, put pictures of jesus and crosses on every wall and flooded the manor with holy water. Yup, Claud had fun that Night.)
98) Dressing up like Desert Punk Is Ridiculouse.
(They wont get it.)
99) DO NOT start flase alarms about fires.
(Jen and Hannah actually felt bad when they realized Ciel started crying...Also, when he found out it was a joke, he orderd Sebastian to kill them. LITERALLY. Lets just say thank god that Elizabeth was visiting that day.)
100) Do not tell Grell things that are not true.
(GRELL: What? REALLY? Sebastian Really said that?
JEN: Yup!
GRELL: *passes out from nosebleed*
HANNAH: Jen, W-what did you tell him?
JEN: Nothing *evil Smile*)
101) Getting drunk than going to a busy part of London to do stupid things shames the phantomhives Name.
(OFFICER: Does she belong to you?
SEBASTIAN: Im afraid so.
OFFICER: Sir, please tell your master to controll his servants.
SEBASTIAN: I shall, have a nice evening officer.
JEN: Dude! ROCK ON! HAHAHA!)
102) Inviting Preists over for dinner is not allowed.
(HANNAH: Oh! And this is the boy I told you about.
CIEL: Hannah, who is this?
HANNAH: Ciel, meet the Preist of that church down the street.
PRIEST: Hello there son, would you tell me where your butler is? I promise, I'll make all the evil go away.)
103) Buying garden suplies doese not mean your a shinigami.
(JEN: YAY! I just bought shovel! that means Im one of you guys! Right?
RONALD: Uh?... Right.
WILLIAM: *Sigh*)
104) Walking around the manor humming mission impossible is alarming.
(Even though no one has heard the tune before, everyone can still tell your up to something.)
105) Asking Sebastian Illogical questions is annoying.
(JEN: So... Whats our plan for a zombie attack?
SEBASTIAN: I would figure out something.
JEN: What about the apocalyspe?
SEBASTIAN: That isnt schedualed to occur for another 3000 years.
JEN: Alian Invasion?
SEBASTIAN: Dont you have work to do?)