Captain Levi Asks The Important Questions In Life
"This weed is mad tight dawg." commented Levi as he handed commander Erwin a blunt of some mad tight chronic.
"Yeah man I'm supa-high dawg" responded Erwin as he took another hit of the blunt. The two men where enjoys a few moments of smoking before going on patrol. Erwin stared foward as he took another hit, while Levi looked into the endless night sky.
"Hey yo, lemme axe you a question on real?' asked Levi as continued looking into the night sky.
"Yeah yeah dawg, go ahead man." responded Erwin as he yet another hit of his blunt. There was a few moments of suspenseful silence before Levi finally asked his question.
"Hey man where my dookie go?" asked Levi to Erwin who chuckled at him.
"Oh what?" said Erwin in amazement as he noticed the sincere look on Levi's face as waited for answer. Erwin chuckled and answered his subordinate's question.
"It go in the toilet, nigga you know dat." answered Erwin
"Naaah man I ain't stupid...where do it go after dat?" quickly responded Levi eager to hear another answer.
"C'mon nigga quit playin', it goes in the sewer everybody knows that." replied Erwin who was eager to change the subject.
"Everybody's goes down there?" asked the curious Levi who stared up into the night sky
"Where my dookie go after that?" again asked Levi
"It washes out to the ocean. I guess." scoffed Erwin to Levi's question, to Levi's amazement he began to picture something on grand scale.
"Hold up, hold up. Dolphins swim with my dookie?" asked excitingly asked Levi staring at Erwin who was clearly frustrated.
"I don't know, man. I mean, I don't I really don't know." replied a frustrated Erwin
"We're in the ocean." asked Levi for confirmation
"Yep." confirmed Erwin
"What happens to the dookie?" asked Levi to Erwin who giving in to Levi's questions
"I'm just taking a stab at like a wild guess, all right, that the dookie, like, probably go up in the air and, like, evaporates and then turns into a cloud or some shit" replied Erwin trying to finish the conversation.
"A dookie cloud. Oh, this shit. Everybody's dookie mix up, goes up into a cloud, and then it rains down. That's gangsta." said Levi in awe of this revelation.
"I just Can we stop talking about dookie right now?" asked the eager Erwin
"I just thought of something." declared Levi to Erwin who knew the dookie talk had not ended.
"Yes? What is it? What is it, Levi?" asked the frustrated Erwin eager to end the conversation.
"The pieces of my dookie" spoke Levi
"Yep?" question Erwin
"falls on the ground" continued Levi
"That's true, yep." confirmed Erwin
"and becomes a plant." continued Levi
"Okay, okay, that's good. Now, we're done with the dookie talk, right?" again questioned Erwin
"A dookie plant that reaches towards the sky... Ahh." finished the amazed Levi as reached for the heavens above him in enlightenment.
"Hey, Erwin." asked Levi
"Yeah, Levi?" replied Erwin continuing to smoke the joint.
"If my dookie can make it out of the hood, maybe we can too." stated Levi to a surprised Erwin.
"Maybe. Maybe Levi." replied Erwin as the two continued to smoke.
Fin
A/N: A re-work of a Key & Peele sketch.