A/N: Sorry about the wait but with Easter and school, I have been quite busy. I have put the other stories on hold for the moment and will just continue with this one for the time being.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. All Harry Potter related material belongs to J..
Sirius: You are a bad author! You abandoned your fans.
Me: I am not a bad author. I have been very busy.
Sirius: Oh.
Me: Yes, Oh. Now, haven't you forgotten something?
Sirius: No. I didn't forget I was just having a general conversation with you.
Me: Then hurry up and say what you need to say.
Sirius: Um….. Please remember that Aunt Amanda's Apple Pie is the only pie for you!
Me: Seriously. That is all you can come up with. And you call yourself a Marauder. Hmph.
Sirius: Hey!
Me: Here is how a real prankster makes a joke. Here's to all you lovely Death Eaters out there. If you charming Death Eaters are watching please remember to head over to Madam Malkin's for your lovely, new, clean robes. They come in the colours as follows: Yolky Yellow, Aunt Petunia Pink, Barbie Blue and Gamer's Green. Don't wait for the end of the day, head over right now and get those dusty dust bins off so that you can wear a brand spanking new garbage bag robe. Limited stock only.
Sirius: (Rolling on the floor in laughter) I see what you mean. That was HILARIOUS.
Me: Good for you, now say your lines or else.
Sirius: (Gulps) Okay. Please R&R or read and review for those of you who don't know what it means. Please read the other stories by our… scary and somewhat evil author.
Me: Good but next time give me a better intro.
Sirius: Yes your highness.
Me: Now go feed the ticking crocodile. I hear he likes pirates so you better not have forgotten them when you went shopping yesterday.
Chapter 7
"Albus Dumbledore" Griphook said.
"What!" Sirius yelled.
"I knew Old Dumbles had sunk low but I didn't think he would sink that low." Harry said slowly.
"I can remove it but I would like to check you for other spells first." Griphook told Harry.
"Of course. What ever you say." Harry replied.
Griphook waved his hand over Harry's body and checked the parchment for signs of any other spells. When he was done he looked at Harry weirdly.
"What?" Harry asked.
"You have a magical block placed on your brain as well." Griphook explained.
"That dirty, lying…" Sirius said.
"Sirius! Please continue Griphook.
"The block was indeed placed by Albus Dumbledore. 86% of your learning capabilities have been blocked." Griphook continued.
"Wow. It is once again a wonder I passed the last five years of Hogwarts."
"Albus Dumbledore is definitely going to Azkaban when I am through with him."
"I can send a formal letter to the DMLE and to Dumbledore immediately if you wish?" Griphook suggested.
"That would be great. Please don't give Dumbledork too much info okay?" Harry said happily.
"As you wish Mr Po- Harry." Griphook replied.
"Is there anything else I should know?" Harry asked.
"Yes. In the past 6 years there has been numerous amounts of activity from both your trust vault and your main vault. It appears that the main vault is down to just 3 billion galleons. Its original total was 867 trillion galleons, 19 000 sickles and 143 knuts. Your trust vault has been emptied down to just 6 000 galleons from its original 800 000 galleons." Griphook said.
Harry just stood there in shock. Sirius' mouth was opening and closing like a goldfish.
"Can you tell me who has made theses extractions?" Harry asked after he had regained control of his speech.
"Yes, as the owner of the vaults it is your right to know who has been taking money from your vaults. The extractions have been made by one Albus Dumbledore. He has transferred 6 billion galleons the vault of Mr and Mrs Weasley. The remaining money has been transferred to the Dumbledore vault."
Harry was furious. How dare that meddling old coot steal his money and how could the Weasleys, who had been so kind to him, steal from him as well.
"Please send letters to each of these people immediately and tell them to pay back every last knut that they have stolen from me, with interest."
"Of course Harry." Griphook said as he motioned for a goblin to come over. He told the goblin what to do and sent him on his way.
"Thank you Griphook."
"You are welcome Harry."
Dumbledore was sitting his office when an official looking owl flew in the window.
Dumbledore grabbed it and read the letter.
To Mr Albus Dumbledore,
We at Gringotts would must inform you the owner of vaults 234 and 789 would like to have the money you have withdrawn from their accounts returned with interest because of the fact that they have proven the claim that you failed to inform them of any such withdrawals.
Please do buissness with us once again,
Gringotts Bank
When Dumbledore had finished reading the letter he as seething. Howcould the boy do this to him. He had to get him under his control again. He just had to. That boy would suffer the consequences.
A/N: Ooooh. Cliff Hanger. Sorry for the short length of this chapter. I couldn't think of anything else for this chapter. I do however have many ideas for the next chapter.
Sirius: I have got a new set of lines.
Me: What are they?
Sirius: I'll tell you. (Brings in intercom and speaks into microphone) Could Albus Dumbledore please head to the front office. He has been selected for the Meddling Old Coots club. If he could please come to the front office to collect his timetable it would be much appreciated.
(Dumbledore turns red and looks angry at staff table)
Me: Ooooh, you made him mad. You are finally acting like a true Marauder.
Sirius: Thank you, thank you very much.
Me: Time for lines.
Sirius: Right you are. I'll begin. Could all of you please review our very scary and evil author's stories. Be sure to read them too. Please check out her profile and please use constructive critism.
Me: Good but there is more.
Sirius: Oops. Please send in your ideas for the punishment of Albus Dumbledore. Should he have his beard burnt and his eyebrows dyed pink or should he go to Azkaban for life. We have no idea so please send in any ideas you might have.
Me: You finally got it right.
Sirius: I know. I Siriusly did.