In case you haven't noticed, the more material I have, aka, the longer the fic, the funnier the story is...and this one's gonna be long folks
Me: Okay, today, we're going to try to do something completely different!
Melody: Would that constitute not doing a movie?
Me: Well, we're still doing a movie-
Tracey: I'm gravely disappointed
Me: BUT, it's not Disney.
May: What? No Disney?
Drew: Babe, did you not just hear her?
May: It's called a 'rhetorical' question.
Max: Somebody didn't pass their English class...
Drew: I've been running around the world competing...Course I didn't take any classes...
Brock: Looks like Hoenn's education is going down the drain
Me: Can we get off on the school thing? It makes my brain hurt.
Misty: That would explain a lot.
Ash: Wait, what's this 'different movie'?
Me: 300! Mwahahahahahahahaha!
Dawn: Somebody needs to lay off the laughing gas...
Paul: Seriously? 300? Finally, something good.
Me: Eh, just thought I would try something different. Here Ash, you're Leonidas. Brock, you're the other guy. Let's do a quick run through.
Misty: That's different.
Gary: Yeah, she's actually trying to make something decent.
Me: I heard that!.
Ash: Sweet! It's my favorite line in the whole movie! Here, you can have the script back. I got this one.
Misty: This can't end well.
Paul: Nope.
Brock: Ahem... 'This is madness!' Wow, that felt good not playing some pansy minor role for once.
Gary: And not getting beat up..
Brock: Yeah...wait, what?
Ash: Alrighty then... 'This is...errr,... ummm,...this is...Awww, son of a...
Gary: Try Toledo
Dawn: Or Cleveland!
Me: Stop antagonizing him! Okay forget this, hand the scripts back, we aren't doing 300...
Ash: But I got the line! 'This... is... SPARTA!'
Paul: A bit late there 'Loseridas'
Sammy: Hey, sorry I'm late! I got the script...wait, why is Ash running in a Spartan helmet and cape?
Me: You don't want to know Sammy...
Sammy: You're right. I really, really don't
Max: Wait, who's this?
Me: Oh! I totally forgot! This is my co-host, Sammy, aka, Kissy Fishy.
Brock: Oh Sammy, she who is wise and creative and... Ergk!
Misty: Man, do you have any idea how good it feels pulling on your ear again?...
Brock: Frankly, it feels like...Ow! Jeez woman! Stop being so violent! Ow!
Sammy: He does know that I'm in high school still, right?
Me: Nah, I don't think so...
Sammy: Man you have a twisted crowd.
Ash: I got a question.
Me: Ash, you don't need to raise your hand. And can you take off that Spartan helmet now? What did you do, steal it from the 'Deadliest Warrior' set?
Ash: Can we call her 'Fishy'?
Sammy: No.
Ash: Please? It'll be so cool!
Sammy: Are you deaf? I said no.
Misty: It's Ash, remember?
Sammy: Right.
Ash: Here, Fishy fishy fishy...
Gary: FISHY!
Sammy: Stop calling me Fishy or I'll kill off Misty again!
Misty: What?
Me: Fan fiction boundaries, remember?
Sammy: It was the only way to get him to shut up.
Me:...Brilliant! I have to use that sometime!
Misty: I don't like where this is going...
Me: Oh, you got the script?
Sammy: Yep. Wanna see it?
Me: Sure, why not? Usually I just wing it with these things
Dawn: That would explain so much, and yet so little.
Me: Alright, so here's the plan...
Ash: Why are they whispering? It's so much harder to eavesdrop on people if they're whispering...
Brock: Well, why don't see send Pikachu over there to check it out.
Ash: Good idea!
( five minutes later)
Ash: Well, what did you hear?
Pikachu: Pika, pik, pika chu, chu pik chu...Pikachu...
Dawn: So much for that plan
Paul: Do I seriously hang out with a bunch of idiots?
Tracey: Maybe you should have sent Meowth instead
Drew: I think they're done now anyways
May: Why do they have maniacal grins on their faces?
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! MWHAHAHA...caff,...cough...hack!
Sammy: Lozenge?
Me: Thank you. Sammy, would you like to do the honors
Sammy: With great pleasure...For tonight's movie, we're going to be doing...
Tracey: Um, movie?
Sammy: Hold on, I'm creating a dramatic pause...Just a sec, one moment...Aladdin!
Max: So much for the climatic
Sammy: Don't make me...er, think of a violent act to inflict on you in my story!
May: It's official, we have totally and utterly destoryed fourth wall with a nuke...
Me: I don't recall a nuke...
Sammy: Figure of speech... Can we go on with the role call
Me: I swear I don't remember a nuke. I would have known if there was a nuke...
Sammy: Okay fine! I'm doing the role call. James, you're Aladdin.
James: Yippeeeeee! No more minor roles for me! It's off the the big lights of Broadway!
Brock: I don't feel like crushing the guy's dreams, do you?
Tracey: Nope
Drew: Let's draw straws.
Me: Nuke...hmmmm...
Sammy: Jessie, you're the princess.
Jessie: About time for my look and charm to finally take the stage.
May: She totally ruined this movie for me
Max: No kidding. You used to really like this movie. I remember you dressing as...Mmmphf!
Drew: Wait, you cosplayed?
May: It's not cosplaying if it's Disney! It was for Halloween!
Tracey: Tell that to the Kingdom Hearts fangirls
Brock: Fangirls! Where?
Sammy: No wonder I inflicted serious injury on you... Alright, now for the genie...um.
Max: Cough*me*cough!
May: Don't be silly Max!
Sammy: AHA! Paul's the genie!
Paul: Come again?
Dawn: You're the genie! That's so awesome!
Paul: Then again, maybe I could live with being the genie...
Tracey: Awwwww, young love...
Gary: Actually, it's more along the lines of gag reflex
Ash: How can Paul be the genie? He's not even funny.
Paul: I can be funny if I wanted to, I just don't want to...
Barry: Except when Dawn mentions it.
Paul: Errrrr...
Sammy: I can make the casting! I HAVE. THE. POWER!
Me: Um, you share that power
Sammy: Huh, oh right.
Me: It's okay. You'll get power trips a lot if you're the director.
Sammy: I noticed.
Me: you got the other ones?
Sammy: Just about. Gary's gonna be the bad guy, while Ash is his sidekick.
Gary: But I want to be the good guy
Drew: Stop whining you petulant child!
Brock: But you're a sorcerer. You have powers
Gary: I do? Sweet!
Me: It's like bribing a puppy with doggie treats...
Sammy, which makes it that much easier.
Me: Amen, sister. Amen. What about the rug and monkey?
Sammy: Well, Tracey could be the rug, and Meowth could be the monkey
Meowth: What! I ain't being no Mankey!
Me: Monkey. Mon-key. Not 'Mankey'.
Meowth: Same diff.
Me: Okay, I think that's everybody. Let's get this party started. And no Ash, that does not give you the excuse to sing that. And will you please take off that stupid helmet? You remind me of a frat boy.
Sammy: I'll start this off while Gwen's prying off the helmet. I think she wants it for herself...
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Sammy: Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Agrabah, a man waited for another... He was a tall skinny man, with...
Me: You don't have to be so dramatic with it.
Sammy: Hey! Who's narrating here! Well, as I was saying BEFORE I was so RUDELY interrupted, the skinny man's name was Jafar, who's actually Gary. Gary, um I think that's costume's a bit big on you...
Gary: Tell me about it
Sammy: Gwen, you really need a better wardrobe for these guys
Harley: That's what I've been saying!
Me: Is everybody against me today!
Misty: If I said yes, would that make you feel better?
Me: No not particularly.
Misty: Can I say it anyways? It'll make me feel better.
Sammy: I'm never co-hosting again. As Jafar waited...
Me: Cue 'Jeopardy' music
Sammy: AS JAFAR waited, another man showed up. Gwen, we didn't pick this role up.
Me: But he dies anyways. Err, how about Barry?
Barry: Awesome! I got a role...wait, I die?
Me: Sammy, is it okay if I lie to him
Sammy: Let's not and say we did.
Barry: Can I have a different role then?
Sammy: Um, no. So Jafar( in a particularly awesome hat, I might add) sent the other guy in this cave, and he promptly got eaten by the cave...tasty. Well, in case you were wondering-
Melody: Not really
Sammy: The cave ate him because he wasn't worthy of being in the cave. Talk about rejection.
Barry: I wanted a better...GAAAHHHHHH!
May: Did the backdrop just eat him?
Me: Nope, he fell over the stage.
Barry: I think I broke something
Brock: Be a man! Walk it off!
Sammy: Can I please continue this?
Me: Uh, sure, why not?
Sammy: Now, we pan over to the streets of Agrabah, where we see our young hero being chased by a bunch of thugs, I mean, palace guards. Wow, they don't make them like they used to...
James: 'Gotta keep, ahead of the breadline. One swing, ahead of the sword...'
Meowth: Jimmie, this ain't Broadway.
Me: let's just keep the sexually ambiguous man happy, um-kay?
Meowth: But I was positive that he was straight.
Me: Sammy, keep rolling
Sammy: Alright, after the chase scene, we find ourselves at the palace, home of the Sultan and his daughter, who just rejected another suitor. Brock, you play the suitor.
Brock: But I don't want to
Jessie: Can we get on with this please?
(Five minutes later...)
Brock: Wait, did Seviper use 'Poison Fang' on me?
Jessie: Tee hee hee. I always wanted to do that.
Brock: But that's just...oooohhhhh...
Sammy: I think he's drooling.
Drew: ...Medic!
Sammy: So, the princess, tired of being stuck at the palace, ran away one night, into the streets, where she ran into Aladdin and his monkey cohort
Meowth: I ain't no monkey!
Ash: We get it Meowth.
James: Nice costume Jessie, you look, err,...
Meowth: For the love oh Ho-Oh, will you just spill it?
James:...hot...
Jessie: Why thank you.
Max: Can I vomit now?
May: Bathroom's that way.
Jessie: You look good in those poofy pants too by the way
James: Er, thanks?
Jessie: They make you look hot.
Drew: Awwwwwkward...
Brock: The poofy pants are courtesy of M. C. Hammer.
Ash: Stop! Hammer Time!...Can't touch this!
Misty: My boyfriend's an idiot.
Sammy: But, the princess was caught by the palace guards, sent by Jafar, because according to the plot, it's a part of an elaborate scheme that doesn't get full realized until later...
Me: You got it now!
Gary: I'm bad, and I know it! I'm bad, and I'll show it!
Ash: I have to be sidekick to this guy?
Gary: Just like old times.
Sammy: Well, it turns out...
Tracey: Wow, she's really good at ignoring our random tangents. Gwen, you need to learn from her
Me: La la la la! I can't hear you! La la la la!
Sammy: Well, it turns out Aladdin was the only to enter the cave without being eaten
James: That doesn't make me feel very special.
Sammy: So disguised, Jafar helped Aladdin break free and convince the princess that he had beheaded Aladdin...
Ash: When do I get a say in the evil plot.
Gary: You're the sidekick, you don't.
Ash: I hate this job...
Me: Suck it up Ash.
Sammy: You guys are nuts. So that very night, the three sneaked out to the cave, where Jafar convinced him to go down in there.
James: But I don't want to...
Gary: Oh for the love of Ho-Oh, will you go down there?
James: But I don't wan-IIIEEEEEEEEEE!
Sammy: Did you just push Jame-err, 'Aladdin' down the staircase?
Gary: Maybe
Ash: Nope.
Me: High Five dudes!
Sammy: ...wow... So, as Aladdin and the monkey were down there, they came across a magic carpet, who became their friend..
Me: Sammy, there is no carpet...
Sammy: Gwen, look at the cast
Ash: The carpet is a lie!
Me: Ash, no more pop culture references from you today. You filled your quota...Wait, Sammy you're right, there is a carpet. Tracey, get on stage
Ash: So the carpet is not a lie?
Sammy: I swear I'm going to go insane...
Me: That's okay, we're already there
Sammy: Ahem. So as I was saying, during the expedition, Aladdin came across a magic lamp and grabbed it...
Meowth: Shinnyyy...
Sammy: But during the process, the monkey stole a humongo gem and the cave started to collapse
Meowth: What? I'm Team Rocket, I'm supposed to steal.
James: Less stealing, more running!
May: Wait a sec, Aladdin didn't scream like a little girl
Dawn: But James would.
Sammy: Unfortunately though, while trying to escape, Jafar gave them the boot, and stole the lamp...jerk
Gary: Being a villain is awesome! I always wanted to do that!
Sammy: Unbeknownst to Jafar though, the monkey stole the lamp back, but now Aladdin and the others were stuck in the cave.
Tracey: Do I even get a line in this?
Paul: You're the carpet, you don't get to speak.
Ash: It's a mime!
Misty: Ash, don't be an idiot.
Sammy: Frustrated, Aladdin started to rub the lamp and all of the sudden, a genie appeared in a flash of purple smoke!
Me: 'Purple'?
Sammy: Paul has purplish hair.
Me: But the last time we tried to distinguish people's hair color, I gave Harley purple hair...
Harley: I SO did not appreciate that by the way.
Sammy: Dude, you can't even get their hair colors right? Wow, so in a puff of smoke, the genie appeared.
Paul: Ta-dah!
Me: OMG, we just crossed the OOC border
Paul: I can sometimes have fun
Tracey: Pfh, never.
Paul: Shut up carpet! Any way, so how about it kiddo? You released me, so you get three wishes, three wishes for one time only. Then *POOF*! No more, no less.
Dawn: I think a part of my soul died from happiness
Me: As did hundreds of Paul's fangirls.
Sammy: Say ta-ta to the OOC border, it's far off in the distance now. So, Aladdin managed to trick the genie into freeing them from the cave
Paul: Well that sucks
James: Hah! I beat the twerp! Now for my first wish...
Meowth: How about food? Because the catering sucks
James: Food sounds good...
Me: That's not part of the script!
James: Oh...
Sammy: However, Aladdin decided to turn himself into a prince, with the genie's help of course...
Paul: Now, to make you a prince!
Me: Gah! MY BRAIN! It's like watching matter and antimatter collide, but nothing's exploding.
Sammy: Well, the genie then sat up this huge elaborate parade to impress the princess. Needless to say it didn't go very well...
Jessie: This has to be the crappiest parade I've ever seen
James: Hey! Don't be ungrateful!
Paul: Um, I set this whole thing up remember?
Meowth: Hey, where's the food?
Sammy: Later. Thankfully, that very same night, Aladdin, under the guise of the prince, went up to the princess's room and took her on this magic carpet ride. I want a magic carpet. It would make me feel closer to my Arab roots.
Tracey: Promise me we won't reenact that scene.
Sammy: Don't worry, unlike your other author, I'm actually nice.
Me: I'm nice! Sometimes...
Sammy: After the magic ride, our lovely little couple shared a magical kiss on the balcony.
Meowth: Well, go on Jimmy. Do it already!
James: But...
Jessie: Do you really want to see me ticked?
James: God point
May: Max, shield your eyes.
Max: From wha—AH! MY eyes!
Brock: We need to learn from this by now.
Misty: And we never do. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm getting some brain bleach to purge this from my head.
Gary: We could paint the kid's shades black.
Me: Oh jeez.
Jessie: Hey, we have to go through every time you guys suck face.
Sammy: You seriously suffer from ADD
Me: A chicken!
Sammy: But it sucked for Aladdin because after that nauseating kiss, he was kidnapped by Jafar's goons.
James: Hi-yah! You can't beat me
Meowth: 'Cept Chuck Norris
Sammy: But the genie was there to help him out, even though it cost him a wish.
Paul: Holy crap! How reliant are you guys on me?
Dawn: Well, maybe if you were nice, maybe you could rescue him without using a wish.
Paul: Look, it's part of the script, alright?
Tracey: Can I say-
Meowth/Paul/James: NO.
Tracey: * (curse word has been edited for the audience. Please imagine some other curse word there instead. We thank you for your time)
Sammy: So, rescued, Aladdin tried to arrest Jafar, but he failed. Sucks to be him. Jafar managed to steal the lamp and therefore, took power of the genie
Ash: Ha ha ha! I finally get to be a bad guy, and actually have a line
Paul: Jeez, how many times are you going to call me—oh. It's the professor wannabe and 'Loseridas'.
Ash: Hey! I remembered that line thank you very much.
Me: AFTER you failed tragically.
Ash: Don't remind me
Paul: Can I refuse to work for you two morons? I really don't want my cosmic powers in your hands
Gary: According to the magical contract...uh, no.
Paul: * (second curse word has been edited here. Please insert one of your choice and try again later. I oughta start renting this space out to sponsors)
May: I'm bringing earplugs to the next movie.
Me: Hey, I'm still selling from 'Sleeping Beauty', if you want to buy
Sammy: Can I continue?
Me: Maybe.
Sammy: I'm never doing this again. So, when Jafar gained super powers thanks to the genie,
Paul: Not willingly
Sammy: Aladdin was essentially screwed six ways to Tuesday
James: I appreciate the encouragement.
Sammy: You're welcome. So Aladdin had to steal the lamp in order to set things right, because he royally screwed up. Thankfully, the princess Jasmine caught on and so to help him, she tried to seduce Jafar... I'm totally grossed out by now.
Me/Misty/Ash/ The rest of the cast: In three, two, one...Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww...
Gary: I don't want to be a bad guy any more. Here Ash, you can be the bad guy now
Ash: But I don't wanna!
Gary: Here, we'll flip for it.
Sammy: Sorry, no change. Maybe rock, paper, scissors...wait, what am I saying, I'm supposed to be narrating!
Drew: Congrats, you noticed the obvious.
Sammy: Shut up. Well, the 'seduction' thing didn't work and Jafar got really really ticked and turned into a snake, to kill and eat Aladdin.
Gary: Rawr
Paul: Go Aladdin go!
Dawn: I'm totally seeing a new side of Paul...
Kenny: Um, hello? I'm still here!
Dawn: Oh, it's you.
Sammy: Eventually, Aladdin tricked him and defeated Jafar by turning him into a genie and-why am I telling these guys? They know the ending.
Me: I dunno
Sammy: And after being rescued, Jasmine and Aladdin got together finally, even though they didn't get married until the third movie. Which makes no sense whatsoever and...
Melody: We get it.
Sammy: Fine, I'm going to do some editing. And they got married and lived happily ever after. The End. Yay! Rocketshipping exists!
Melody: Why is she dancing?
Me: It's Sammy, who knows?
Sammy: Can I do the credits?
Me: Sure, why not?
Sammy: I don't forget don't give us reviews! We love reviews! And especially on mine! And you can even vote for the ending on my profile!
Me: Hey Sammy?
Sammy: What?
Me: Have you found that nuke yet?
Sammy: *sigh*, no Gwen, there was no nuke.
Me: Really? Huh, so what was I looking for the whole time?
Ash: The nuke is a lie!
Misty: Stop the stupid reference!
Sammy: Wow...Well, tune in for the next episode of 'Pokemon Does Disney'!
Me: Misty, have you seen...
Note from Gwen: Yes, for those who are wondering, Kissy Fishy is my cohost for this chapter. She is an awesome person and author and wicked shmart too :). For those who haven't read 'The Legend of The Sky Cat' are really missing out, seriously. It's almost finished to, which makes me sad because it's the end of an awesome fic. But if I really need to, I'll read it again XD. So this chapter was a collab between the pair of us, and I learned that DOCx is a total pain in the neck, so this might not be happening again.
And on another note, I too have an epic fic out. It's called 'Revival' and it puts a whole new spin on the 'pokemon resurrection' theme. It has both Poke- and Contest-, so it should satisfy you shippers out there lolz. Go check it out and leave reviews. Reviews are like candy to me, and I've been horribly deprived of candy lately. Get the picture :)?