Chapter 7: Save the Date!
"I've got it! We can hold you for ransom and tell your dad if you don't marry Rae Rae then he can have you back!" Beast Boy cheers feeling accomplished.
"That's never gonna work Beasty! Star can't write her own ransom note!" Cyborg complains throwing his arms up.
"You two are idiots," Raven mumbles slamming her hand into her face.
"It's not like her family understands English!" Beast Boy yells back at the robot.
Raven quickly looks up. "Beast Boy you're a genius."
"I know I am mama! But uh, what did I do again, you know, just to remind Cyborg I'm a genius," he says grinning stupidly.
"The whole planet doesn't understand English. That's how we're going to trick them into thinking Star and I are getting married," Raven says with sudden realization.
"I don't understand mama," Beast Boy starts.
"You don't have to. Starfire tell your family to start planning the wedding, I've got an idea."
Starfire beams happily then flies out the window to go find Blackfire.
"So when is the wedding ladies?" Robin asks walking into the room smirking.
"Two weeks!" Star chimes happily as she sits at the table with Blackfire and Raven.
"W-What?" He all but shrieks, "You're actually doing it?"
"Of course Robin, it's like Blackfire said, if I want to date a Tamaranian girl, I'll have to marry her," Raven says with a victorious smirk.
"I just didn't, I," he stammers out then looks down grumbling. 'If I had known they were actually going to go through with it I never would've suggested it.' He quickly turns around heading back upstairs grumpily.
"So on these invitations; can I say it's a royal wedding since it's the princess of demons and the princess of Tamaran?" Blackfire asks balancing a pencil on her finger unamused.
"If you want, or you could just say the joining of Starfire of Tamaran and Raven of Azarath," Raven mumbles not wanting to make the wedding sound flashy.
"That's too simple, this is your best day ever after all, we want as many people there as possible. A royal wedding it is," Blackfire smirks calling Raven's bluff to marrying her sister.
"I don't care how many people are there, as long as Star is," Raven coos to her bride then glares at Blackfire, making the black haired girl snarl back.
"I'm glad you're so serious about my sister," Blackfire snarls griping. "Speaking of serious, why don't you go look into a wedding dress sister? Raven and I will gladly keep doing the invitations."
"The most splendid of ideas dear sister!" She chimes giving Blackfire a quick hug then Raven a quick peck on the cheek. She instantly flies out the door happily.
"You're bluffing on this marriage," Blackfire snaps as soon as they get alone.
Raven ignores her remark and says, "How about I wear a black button up blouse, a white skirt, and a white bow tie?"
"A tuxedo dress? Classy," Blackfire mumbles writing the invitations.
"Only the best for the love of my life," Raven smirks.
"I still say you aren't going to go through with this. Just admit it now and save me all the trouble of putting together a wedding," Blackfire growls enveloping the invitation she just finished.
"You've come this far, I'd hate to put a dent in all your hard work. Are you going to be Starfire's maid of honour?"
"I'm planning it, so no. She said Jinx was going to be hers. Who is yours?" She remarks writing more invitations.
"I asked Cyborg, him and Beast Boy are going to be both of mine. Star also said if Robin straightens up, he can be on her side."
"He's going to be my date; he just doesn't know it yet. So Jinx will most likely be alone at that alter," Blackfire grumbles enveloping more invitations.
"I'm fine with something small, thank you for making the most important day of my life special," Raven says with a smirk then stands up.
"I'm going to go tuxedo dress shopping. See you around," she says walking out of the tower.
"I know she's bluffing… but how long is she willing to keep up this charade?" Blackfire mumbles to herself adding to the pile of invites on the table.