IM Names:

Alice – ShopTilliDrop

Bella - ClutzySkank

Carlisle- DrFang

Tanya –Can'tGetABF

Esme – CliffdivingMomma

Edward-StupidShinyVolvoOwner

Emmett –TeddyBearGiant

Aro –ThePedophile

Quil –LateBloomer

Caius –AlbinoMan

Nahuel – NessieForLife

Jacob-TallHotIndianWolf

Jasper-

Jane – PainMotivatesMe

Embry - JustALittleWolfie

Maggie- LittleIrishCutie

Emily-SlightlyGayPirate

Nessie –NahuelsMahMan

Rosalie -BarbieDoll

Alec -Anesthetic

Sam- HeadWolf

Mikamwit –EmotionalMagnet

Leah- TheBiatchhh

Seth- TheDawggg

Simone- StalkerKidnapper

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HeadWolf: We have practice later everyone. We need to beat the damn vampires this year in the annual running race. Seth, you better be reading this.

TheBiatchhh: don't worry he is. While picking his nose.

TheDawggg: Hey! That's not fair Leah!

TheBiatchhh: Now he's dancing to When I Grow Up by the Pussycat Dolls. I'm ashamed to call him my brother.

TallHotIndianWolf: Maybe if I beat Nahuel, Nessie might leave that loser for me...

HeadWolf: ENOUGH BICKERING! We have REAL problems here at the moment! Training in 5!

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JustALittleWolfie: what's up his butt these days?

LateBloomer: you, Embry. You're up his butt.

TallHotIndianWolf: Quil, you should help Em dislodge himself from Mr Uley's behind.

LateBloomer: Yes master.

TallHotIndianWolf: Good, Igor! NOW PULL THE SWITCH!

TheBiatchhh: OMG what is with you guys and that pathetic movie!

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TheDawggg: well I better go shower for our practice...

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LateBloomer: Jake, I'm coming over! I'm bringing Igor with me! And Embry will surely follow.

TallHotIndianWolf: cool! See you guys in a few then!

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DrFang: okay, 2 things. First, Jasper, why did you change your screen name?

: Well I was watching Pirates of the Caribbean and I thought my screen name sounded a bit like Captain Jack Sparrow...

DrFang: fair enough. And second, we all ready to smash the butts off of the Quileute's?

BarbieDoll: Yeah!

StupidShinyVolvoOwner: Yeah!!!

: CHYEAH

CliffdivingMomma: Of Course.

ClutzySkank: HELLA YESSS

TeddyBearGiant: I'm witha Bella

ShopTilliDrop: yesssss

DrFang: Goood. Well Esme and I are going off to rest for tomorrow. G'Night!

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ShopTilliDrop: great the 3 freakateers are here.

SlightlyGayPirate: Well I'm sorry I lied to you Ali.

ShopTilliDrop: THAT IS STILL NO EXCUSE AS TO WHY YOU TRIED TO HELP THOSE OTHER TWO!

KLutz: Y OYO YO! Wazzuuup homies!

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ShopTilliDrop: Woah. Looks like someone stole Emmett and gave him a new screen name even though Emmett's still here =|

TeddyBearGiant: I KNOW! Creep. Give me my personality back!

KLutz: I would, but it's just how I roll. Laters Homie. You can chatter to my friend KRudd, herio

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TeddyBearGiant: oh noes. Theres another one! GOD HELP USSSS!

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: Well, Milli, Emmi and other small person, what brings you to our IM site yet again?

SlightlyGayPirate: Simone is suffering some wacko mental disease she made up and refuses to speak.

ShopTilliDrop: Good. One down, two to go.

: Sweetie, they're just children. I love you.

SlightlyGayPirate: CHILD MY ASS!

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EmotionalMagnet: She's you know... having "that time of the month" at the moment... I should go check on her.

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ShopTilliDrop: she's always having that time of month.

KRudd: YOOOOO Vampie homies. You should come Down Under for a visit. The Kangarooonies are longing to meet youuuu!

TeddyBearGiant: umm... okay?

KRudd: HERE! HAVE A STIMULUS PACKAGE! *hands over $900 stimulus package*

: umm thanks?

KRudd: no probs mate! Just a shake of the sauce bottle! Well I havta go find KLutz and chilllll lateroonies!

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ShopTilliDrop: what a weirdo...

StalkerKidnapper: be glad you don't have to live in the same COUNTRY as the freak. At least he's better than monkey boy we had back in '07 before no one wanted him.

ShopTilliDrop: I guess. Freakateer no. 3, please skedaddle off to the others!

StalkerKidnapper: fine. I know when I'm not wanted.

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ShopTilliDrop: Jazzykins, I think we should go off and you know... it might be a while till we get time to do so... with you know the Volturi coming for our annual Vampire checkups. I so don't get them. It's just to check we aren't doing anything bad...

: Ali, we run an online chat forum, which IS bad with those weirdo Australian kids just showing up every so often. I mean yeah Em turned out to be a fake sister and we shipped her off and the other two freakateers back to Australia where they belong, our neighbours have moved so close to us they could just *know* what we are. We might fail this time around. But I guess one time won't hurt. Meet you in a few sweetie-kins.

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ShopTilliDrop: on my way Jazz Sparrow...

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A/N: Well here's a new chapter. What happened is that SGP turned out to be a fake and the Cullen's shipped her, EM and SK back to Australia because they didn't want them around.

Well I'm leaving you a competition. If you tell me who either KRudd or KLutz are (or both if you can tell) then you can help write the next chapter. First person who can guess one wins. If someone gets both AFTER the person who guesses first will also help write. I'll have a maximum of 3 helpers. One for getting KLutz right, one for getting KRudd right and one for getting both right. I dropped hints about KRudd because he'll be harder to get if you're not Australian. KLutz is kinda easy anyway. The capitals are a giveaway too =]

GOOD LUCK MY LOVELIES! If you want to enter the competition, just review =]