Title: Five and a Half DADA Professors Almost Chosen
Author: Jmaria
Rating: FR-15
Disclaimers: JK owns all things Potterverse. Joss owns all things Buffyverse. Kripke owns all things SPN, Kenyon owns all things DH, Kenner owns all things demon hunter, RTD owns all things DW and TW, and ABC owns all things Greys.
Spoilers: HBP, season 1
Summary: Albus Dumbledore is having a very difficult time getting a DADA professor to even stay the full term anymore.
Words: 153
Part Summary: He worked out so perfectlywhat a pity.
A/N: He;s not really the half, the second candidate was - or Savitar was, whichever you want to look at.
Five and a Half DADA Professors Almost Chosen
He'd been hesitant to approach the demon, but he'd come with good references. Three members of the Watchers council had vouched for him after all. And he did have a way with the children. He was soft spoken and had a sense of humor. So what if his skin drooped a little around his face? What member of the staff didnt have wrinkles?
Clem had seemed a charm to have employed after all of the drama with his other candidates.
Until he tried to eat a first year's kitten. Until he'd been caught in a compromising situation with Sybil Trelawney. Until the Governors threw a proverbial hissy fit about it.
He hadn't sacked Clem, however. Dumbledore had just given him and Sybil a tiny cottage in Hogsmeade. You never knew when you were going to need a harmless demon and a faulty seer.
Now if only he could find a permanent DADA professor.