Author's note: I have nothing else to do, so I'm posting my epiquel now... Hehe, I'll be in this one as a GeCe warrior... XD. This is the result of drinking 7 cans of coke.. And Adrian, Emylea and Leigha are my own made-up characters...
I don't have anything against TyCe shippers, but I'm loyal to my favourite pairing.
Warning: There's some swearing in this one, but duh... It's a Ship War!
-Ship Warring-
2 months after The GeCe Dare...
Gunther and CeCe are out on a date. Gunther organized a picnic in the park. They were happily eating chocolate-covered strawberries when two kids in the age of twelve saw them and stared at them with a strange look on their faces. It was a mixture of shock and misery.
The first kid was a red-head like CeCe but with straight hair and purple highlights. She started to cry. Her twin , a boy with blonde hair starts to comfort her.
"Sshh... It's okay Leigha... Don't cry!" The blonde one said. Leigha looked up at him with her green eyes.
"WHAT THE HELL? THEY'RE OUT ON A DATE AND IT'S OKAY? NO IT'S NOT!" Leigha cried more.
CeCe and Gunther watched the kids. The redhead Leigha, was mad because they were out on a date? CeCe approached the kids with Gunther following after her.
"Why are you so angry? My boyfriend and I are only on a date." CeCe explained. This made Leigha cry more.
The blonde sighs. He takes CeCe's right hand and shakes it.
"I'm Adrian, Leigha's twin brother. She doesn't like the thought of you two dating..." He smiles sheepishly and CeCe and Gunther responses with the same smile.
"What do you mean?" Gunther asks.
"Well..." Adrian shifts uncomfortably where he stands and takes off his sister's red leather jacket.
Leigha had a white t-shirt that says "TyCe is the best! No protest!" on her shirt.
"Huh?" They asked.
"TyCe is CeCe's and Ty's couple name." Adrian explains while also taking off his red sweater and reveals a shirt similar to his sister's.
"You and Ty are meant to be together forever, CeCe!" Leigha suddenly yells making Gunther and CeCe step back.
"Okay..." Gunther says.
"Whoa... You can practically feel the awkwardness..." CeCe mumbles for herself.
"How long have you two been dating?" Demands Leigha.
"I don't know... 2 months?" Gunther answered.
An ear-piercing shriek was released and they all looked at Leigha.
"It wasn't me!" she said.
Leigha was right. It wasn't her who shrieked. It came from a girl with golden brown hair and blue eyes who was wearing a red t-shirt. It says "GeCe 4EVER!" with black glittery letters.
CeCe and Gunther noticed that Adrian suddenly had an interest of the grass and blushes for himself. Then, Leigha nudges him and he snaps back to reality.
"I have to admit that I like that girl's shirt better than yours." Gunther admitted while looking back and forth on the red shirt and the twins' shirt that was plain boring.
"Omigosh! Omigosh! Have you two been dating for 2 months?" she said excitedly. A girl suddenly appeared behind the red t-shirt girl.
"Anyway.. My name is Lyzette!" Lyzette nudged the girl beside her. The other girl was wearing a similar yellow t-shirt with same glittery letters.
The other girl didn't talk. Lyzette sighed and muttered "Tsk, tsk.. Shy girls..."
Adrian smiled at her comment, but no one noticed except for the dating couple.
"Her name is Emylea.. And you spell it E-M-Y-L-E-A." Lyzette says while hugging her friend. Emylea smiles and returns the hug.
Emylea was a head shorter than Lyzette and she had raven black hair and she was wearing purple contacts.
"Emylea has always loved purple eyes. Her eyes are originally brown." Lyzette explains.
"Well, well, well... Lyzette and Emylea..." Leigha said, eyeing the girls.
"I'm guessing that GeCe is mine and CeCe's couple name..." Gunther said and all of the kids nodded.
"Adrian and Leigha, the TyCe shippers.." Lyzette said the word TyCe if it was something disgusting. (Author's note: I SERIOUSLY HAVE NOTHING AGAINST TYCE SHIPPERS!)
"Lyzette and Emylea, the GeCe shippers..." Adrian mimicked Lyzette, making Lyzette punch him.
Adrian winced in pain and saw that blood was coming from his nose. Lyzette creepy-smiles so much that even the Volturi guard Jane from Twilight would freak out.
"I have to admit that red compliments your handsome, little face." Adrian's face becomes as red as the blood coming from his nose when Lyzette said 'handsome'. " But it won't be so handsome anymore after I'm done with you." Lyzette high-fives Emylea who has a creepy smile on her face similar to Lyzette's.
Adrian looks at her in fear. Why did he love her in the first place?
"I have no idea what made him fall for Lyzette..." CeCe whispers in Gunther's ear.
Leigha rushes beside her twin brother and checks if he's alright. Adrian gave her a thumbs-up. Then, Leigha turned around and had a deadly look on her face.
"It's war." She said.
"Bring it on, fatso." Emylea says.
CeCe and Gunther have to admit that Leigha was a little chubby but they didn't want to be in Leigha's bad side, so they shut up and noticed that they were standing between the two duos and took some steps backwards.
"I may be fat, but you're ugly. I can diet, bitch." Leigha retorts.
Lyzette threw out some colourful words to the twins. Adrian considers changing into a GeCe fan. But he wouldn't ever admit that to his sister. Leigha would kill him and then someway resurrect him and then throw him into a giant blender and kill him again and make a friggin' Bloody Mary out of him.
"Leigha, if you're gonna act like a dick you should consider wearing a condom on your head so you can at least look like one." This sentence was the only thing CeCe heard from Lyzette since Gunther covered her ears when Lyzette was having a swear-a-thon.
Lyzette and Leigha continued swearing at each other and Gunther was still covering CeCe's ears. Gunther was amazed how many clever insults and curse words 12 year olds knew.
Emylea got tired of the girl's curse contest and shrieked.
"HEY YOU! YEAH YOU!" She pointed at Leigha. "I have a poem for you! Roses are red, violets are blue. God made Lyzette and I pretty... What the hell happened to you?"
Adrian decided to butt in the war.
" UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!" Adrian yelled so the three girls shut up and looked at him.
"Really, Adrian? Now? You decide to butt in now? I was on a roll, dude." His sister complained.
Emylea threw a pebble on Adrian's head.
"Hey, Adrian. I thought you were ugly, until I met your mama." Emylea smirked and high-fived Lyzette.
"Oh... You're gonna start on 'Yo mama' jokes now?" Adrian says.
"Give me your best 'Yo mama' joke, sudsy." (Author's note: Haha, I have no idea what 'sudsy' means...)
Suddenly, they heard CeCe shout.
"Look out, Emylea!" CeCe warned her.
Leigha ran towards Emylea with a sword and suddenly, Emylea pulled out a sword out of nowhere in time and yelled.
"En garde!" Emylea yelled and started a sword fight.
"Hm. Looks like I'll take over Emylea's place in the 'Yo Mama' contest then..." Lyzette mumbled to herself.
"Your mama's so fat that when she fell in the forest, the loggers yelled 'TIMBER!'" Lyzette started.
"Well, your mama's so fat that she has her own zipcode." Adrian was enjoying this alone time with Lyzette, even if she didn't enjoy this the way he did. He smirks for himself and Lyzette thinks that he's challenging her.
Lyzette scoffs.
"Adrian, your mama's so fat that she has to use a mattress for a tampon."
"What the heck is a tampon?"
A: Is tampon another word for bra? Or is tampon a... Hmm, the more I wonder what a tampon is, the more I get confused...
Lyzette could feel the heat rise up on her cheeks.
L: He doesn't know what a tampon is? Of course he doesn't know! He's a guy! Should I tell him instead that a tampon is a bra?
"Eh... You see, Adrian.. A tampon is a thing that you put in your vvvvv-agin-na." Before Lyzette could finish her explanation, Emylea ran past her. She started to run towards the park exit.
"RRRUUNNN! SHE HAS A FRIGGIN' GUN! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!" Emylea shouts and Lyzette runs off with her.
"A vagina... WHAT?" Adrian asks to himself.
Leigha came behind him. She was laughing.
"Haha, you should have seen those suckers run away. This is a fake gun! Or at least that's what my gangster friend says..." Leigha said.
"Leigha..."
"Yes?"
"What is a vagina?"
-Ship Warring-
CeCe and Gunther watched as Lyzette explained what a tampon was and CeCe was laughing her butt off. Gunther didn't know what a tampon was either.
They continued eating as they heard Emylea shout. "EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!"
Gunther and CeCe stared at the weird scene in silence and watched when Leigha dragged Adrian out of the park, dragging him on his ears. He has probably asked something inappropriate.
"Don't you think that Adrian and Lyzette fit perfectly for each other?" Gunther asks CeCe.
"Yeah, I do. We should come up a couple name for them! I mean, they had one for us."
"Hm... How about Lyrian or Adzette?"
-Ship Warring-
Hehe, the first half of the epiquel is done. Adrian, Leigha, Lyzette and Emylea
seemed to forget why they were even fighting in the first place.
What did you think of my character? Actually, I don't swear that much in reality. I dare you guys to answer Gunther's question. The name that gets most votes
will be the official couple name for Adrian and I (but this couple name thing stays
between us GeCe fans).
Lyzian or Adzette?
Reviews, please!
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