Kyo was on Fanfiction .net. "WTH FANFICTION 'MEOW' IS NOT 3 WORDS," she yelled at the screen.
Laguz was playing Golden Sun. "THIS GAME IS AWESOME!" she hugged her Gameboy Advance.
Liza was doing a video chat with Blue. "Get a boyfriend!" Blue suggested. "NO" Liza screamed back, unplugging the computer. The link dissipated. "...whoops?"
Kyo tried to divide by 42 by 0. "WAIT NO-" The entire Random hangout exploded, but somehow took no damage.
Momo was sitting on the couch, being bored. She stood up suddenly and threw up her arms.
"When are we gonna annoy another character?" she asked boredly, "We haven't done it in... I dunno, but it seems like a long time!"
"Well, I have a new obsession..." The other Randoms crowded around Kyo.
"Tell tell!" "Let's annoy 'em!" "Who the heck are they?" "Are they cute?" "Is it-"
"SHADDUP" they silenced. "We're annoying Meta Knight today! Onward!" Kyo marched out the door that randomly appeared out of nowhere.
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Meta Knight watched Sword and Blade practice their swordplay. His sixth sense picked something up and he whirled around... to be met with four suspicious-looking characters.
"Who are you, and what do you want?" the knight demanded.
The second-tallest one smiled evilly... then ran forward and tackled him into a hug! "MEEEEEEETA KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" she squealed, picking him off the ground and hugging him as hard as she could. Eventually, Meta Knight couldn't breathe.
"Kyo, you're gonna suffocate him!" the cat-eared one cried, "What the point of killing him?"
"Oh, yeah..." Kyo dropped Meta Knight.
"Are you all demon beasts?" the knight asked, suspicious.
"If fangirls are considered demon beasts, then yes!" the brown-with-yellow-tipped-haired saluted randomly. "Tomtomtomtomtomtomtomtom"
Something that could be described only as MISSLEPANDASQUIRREL came up and slapped her. She anime-cried.
"You kinda deserved it, Liza..."
"Shaddup Momo."
The knaves chose this moment to walk up. "Sir, these four are...?" Sword asked, pointing at the four girls wrestling in the grass.
"They called themselves fangirls, whatever those are..." Meta Knight muttered.
Kyo re-tackled Meta. "Dun worry liddle buddy! I takes pictures and doesn't bother youz no more!"
With these words, she took out her 3DS and snapped several pictures of them. The knights were dumbfounded.
"What is wrong with these girls...?" Blade muttered.
The totally not overused MISSLEPANDASQUIRREL came back and started. No. Wait. Something better...
A MINECRAFT CREEPER! DUN DUN DUN!
One of those started to creep up behind the knights. The Brigade leapt out and touched them, engaging in battle.
Creeper begins with 28 HP!
Kyo: PHYSICAL, SPECIAL, ITEM, EXTRA. Kyo chooses PHYSICAL. PHYSICAL: Nom, Slap, Karate Chop, Roundhouse, Whirlwind Combo. Kyo used Whirlwind Combo. Kyo used Roundhouse, Slap, and Karate Chop in quick succession! It does 6 damage!
Creeper has 22 HP left!
Laguz: PHYSICAL, SPECIAL, ITEM, EXTRA. Laguz chooses ITEM. ITEM: Sword, Pastry Box, Jelly Ultraz, Boom Box, Assorted Items. Laguz used Pastry Box. Laguz threw the pastry box at the Creeper! It does 6 damage!
Creeper has 16 HP left!
Liza: PHYSICAL, SPECIAL, ITEM, EXTRA. Liza chooses SPECIAL. SPECIAL: Elemental Powers, Divide By Zero, Pastry Box. Liza wondered why Pastry Box is both in ITEM and SPECIAL. Liza gave up. Liza used Divide By Zero. Creeper exploded! It did 6 damage!
Creeper has 10 HP left!
Momo: PHYSICAL, SPECIAL, ITEM, EXTRA. Momo chooses PHYSICAL. PHYSICAL: Punch, Slap, Karate Chop, Roundhouse, Karate Combo. Momo used Karate Combo. Momo used Karate Chop, Slap, and Karate Chop in quick succession! It does 6 damage!
Creeper has 4 HP left!
Random Brigade: EPIC POWER. RB chooses the only option. EPIC POWER: AWESOMENESS BEAM. RB used AWESOMENESS BEAM. The infusion of Yoshi, Dimentio, Tom, and Mr. L over powers Creeper! It deals OVER 9000 damage!
Creeper dies!
The Random Brigade gained 79582940382 Star Points! They gained 79582940 levels! IT'S OVER NIIINE THOUSAAAAAND!
"What was that?" Sword cried.
"The totally not overused battle scenario!" Liza told them.
"I'm running out of ideas..." Kyo whined.
"How about we kidnap them?" one of them asked.
"BRILLIANT DEDUCTION" came the reply, "I COULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT OF ANYTHING BETTER"
(Back in the real world, breaking the fourth wall while we're at it, the rest of the Randoms facepalmed at Kyo)
They tackled Meta, tied him up, and stuffed him into the random basement that randomly appeared.
Then they left without telling where the knight was. They (that is, Meta's 'friends) eventually found him bound, gagged, and maskless in the wine cellar.