Twists In The Tale- Installment Seven
Bumble: I'm not even going to say anything.
Me: Thank you.
Fagin And Bill Meet Outside The Cripples (Take Six Hundred and Two)
Fagin: I have a much better idea.
Bill: Wot?
Fagin: Why don't we stop meeting here in this creepy shadowy place and discuss matters over a round of golf instead?
Bill: (gets a wicked grin on his face) Sure.
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Oom-Pah-Pah
Nancy: (singing) Oom-Pah-Pah!
Oom-Pah-Pah!
Monkeys and bats!
Oom-Pah-Pah!
Oom-Pah-Pah!
All should wear hats!
It sounds quite stupid but
I think it works!
When you've had
Oom-Pah-Pah!
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Fisticuffs
Nancy: You'll have to kill me before I let you lay a hand on that boy!
Bill: OK then.
Fagin: No, you fool! You're on the wrong page of the script!
Bill: Oh. Sorry.
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Be Back Soon (Take Two)
Fagin: Be sure to bring back some sandwiches, my dears! I'm peckish!
Oliver: (to Dodger) What's a sandwhich?
Dodger: (mutters) Greenland…
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Kids TV (Encore)
Fagin: (watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
Hey Bill, would you say I'm like the wise old rat?
Bill: In some respects.
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Wrong Script (AGAIN)
Fagin: (quoting Richard III) …Dive thoughts, down to my soul, here Clarence comes!
Bill: Who are you planning on murdering this time?
Fagin: Foul cacodemon! How didst thou discovereth my plans?
Bill: Cacodemon, am I? Well…thou art a lump of foul deformity!
Fagin: Out of my sight, thou dost affect my eyes!
Bill: Well…darn.
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Python-esque
Fagin: (dramatically) I am The Knight Who Plays wii!
Dodger: (wanders in) I don't even want to know…
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Oliver Meets Fagin (Take Whatever)
Dodger: Hey Fagin! I brought a new friend to see ya! Oliver Twist!
Fagin: And I should care because…
Dodger: It's pretty darn essential to the script!
Fagin: But I'm busy!
Dodger: (changes tack) I have a shiny! D'you want a shiny?
Fagin: (appears dramatically) SHINY? WHERE?
Oliver: (backs away slowly)
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Brownlow Send Oliver On A Mission
Brownlow: Take this five pound note and these books to the booksellers.
Oliver: Will I get to overcome impossible obstacles, fight bad guys and defy death?
Brownlow: What do you think this is, Mission Impossible?
Fagin: (watching from the sidelines) Ironic, much?
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Fagin and Bill Meet Outside The Cripples (Take Six Hundred and Twelve)
Fagin: I think golf was a bad idea…
Bill: (wielding a gold club menacingly) I disagree.
Fagin: Maybe bowling next time?
Bill: (chuckles manically)
Fagin: I'm not liking that chuckle…
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The Chase Scene
Oliver: (acquires skateboard) (skates along) Dude, I got some skills!
Brownlow: Curses! We'll never catch him now! I suspect he's the wrong kid anyway and I'll probably end up adopting him because he reminds me of my dead daughter or someone…
Everyone Else: (odd looks)
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Doctor Grimwig
Grimwig: If that boy ever returns to this house I'll eat my own head, sir! And yours. And the heads of all the flowers in the garden. And-
Brownlow: Has anyone ever told you how creepy you are?
Grimwig: (insulted) I say!
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Oliver's First Job
Oliver: Can I, sir? Please! I'd like to!
Fagin: (makes triumphant fist movement) YES! I CAN GET RID OF HIM AT LAST…er...I mean…sure, whatever. Fine by me.
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Tutu Trouble
Bulls-Eye: (wanders around in a bright pink tutu)
Random Passerby: It's his dog! It's the murderer's dog!
Random Person: Are you sure?
Random Passerby: (notices tutu) Not anymore.
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A/N:That's all I could come up with this time. D8
Ah well.
Doesn't mean you shouldn't R&R, does it? –pokes-