So sorry for not updating sooner but I have band camp all this week and all next week Monday-Thursday and Thursday is also my 16th birthday but enough of that and on to this.
Sushi8162: yes and somehow I still go there for inspiration for pranks and always get trapped by Smosh
Dauntlessgirl57: thank you for understanding and I'm trying my best for updates but it's kind of hard
LuvLyfe: thank you
Gen: I'll try my best and thanks
444EDEN444: I love your ideas and you did not just call me drabulas cause honey I'm super fabulous and the sass goddess and if you say so otherwise just remember that I'm the one who updates this story. JK lol I wouldn't do it but siriusly I'm fabulous.
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Lillygreen: you're welcome and I'm trying to update whenever I can.
Posterrockernet: yay someone who understands that school is going to be hard this year even though I don't take AP classes and not to mention all of the college stuff and the ACT this year
Erinman: *whispers* okay please stop yelling
Guest: Please don't yell at me telling me what to do in case you didn't see above I'm freaking busy so unless you want me getting very little sleep and being dysfunctional in life than I can't always be updating okay just be please be patient. I don't want to be mean but when you yell at me to do something all it does is make me aggravated and not want to update at all.
I keep on forgetting this but for the people who make me put this here because of copyright, why would Veronica Roth use this website filled with a bunch of crazy teenagers that may or may not have a life outside of this to publish all of her other Divergent ideas. That's my question to those people who think that this is copyright because I'm definitely not Veronica Roth I'm just a teenager who's exhausted from band camp and wants to sleep and is stuffing her face with food right now and I don't own Divergent I don't even own five bucks.
Tobias POV
Man Tris and the other girls really got me on that last prank because I seriously thought that she was in harm because of her divergence. We just finished The Little Mermaid and I sang along with my beautiful singing voice because we all know that I'm secretly a mermaid princess unicorn. Tris fell asleep so I decided that I will be nice and carried her to our room and put her in bed while I came up with an idea to get Tris back from today so I went to the kitchen for inspiration while eating some cake and doritos which isn't half bad. (I've never had that before but I'm going to try it.) I finally came up with an idea but it was kind of cheesy but it's still something so I got a bucket of ice cold water with freeze sticks in it also so that it would stay cold and got invisible string and hung it to the door and hid it in some super clever way so that when Tris opened it, the cold water will pour on her and she wouldn't see it. Yeah I know I'm evil but it will be funny and she scared the shit out of me. I go to bed and then at 6:30 I get up so I can see her reaction when she opens the door.
Tris POV
I wake up to find that Tobias was already up so I quickly got ready and found him in the kitchen trying to make scrambled eggs, keyword try. There was smoke coming out of the stove and eggs stuck everywhere.
"What exactly are you doing?" I ask him.
"Well I tried to make scrambled eggs for us but that failed and I think I broke the coffee maker."
"Okay well thank you for trying it's the thought that counts and lets go get breakfast from the pit."
"Okay thank you."
I open the door and all of a sudden a bunch of cold water is poured on me. Okay conceal don't feel don't let him know that I'm freaking pissed at me him, him think that it was no big deal and that he looks like a fool for using such a cheesy prank in a prank war that he started so I say nothing just leave but I make sure to close the door loudly behind me.
Tobias POV
Oh shit I can tell she's pissed because she didn't say anything just turned away and slammed the door. Well I guess I'll get her some dry clothes and a blanket because she has to be freezing right now because they fixed the air conditioning but now it's absolutely freezing in the pit and I don't want her getting sick. I went down to the pit and I saw her freezing and shivering with her hands over the hot cup of coffee.
"Hey I'm sorry about that I was just pretty mad about the prank you pulled on me yesterday so I pulled a totally cheesy but mean prank on you and I never meant for you to get this mad that you didn't even say anything about it" I say to her. She turns around and just laughs.
"You think I'm mad? No I'm a little pissed but it was such a lame prank that I couldn't even get mad at you for that."
"So you're not mad?"
"No but you should be scared right now."
"Oh I'm always scared of you."
"As you should be."
"Oh and I got you some dry clothes and a blanket because it's freezing in here and I don't want you getting sick."
"Bye I love you."
"I love you too."
Sorry it was so short I'm so tired from band camp but I had to update otherwise I knew I was going to get in a phase of not updating which I don't want to do because this story is doing really well thanks to you guys but in order for me to update next I NEED IDEAS! I'm completely out of ideas for this story but I have ideas for another story that won't be this funny really and it will also be more personal and how I pictured myself in the story because when I was reading Divergent I really connected to it and saw myself in it so I want to write a story about me in Divergent but it won't be just me in fact in the beginning I'm only a small part of it. I also have an idea for a Harry Potter one shot that I think will be really funny but I'll have to see if I can actually get it right. Okay enough of my rambling and please give me ideas because I have none what so ever so that's the only way I can update and BYE!
-thedauntlessamity