England groaned as the bottle landed pointing towards him. He tried to comfort himself with the fact that Saudi Arabia's dares couldn't get too bad.

Sadly, he was wrong.

"I dare you to pretend that you have a crush on a plant in the US national arboretum, and ask it out."

To England's fury, most attending nations cracked up immediately.

France snickered, "Honhonhon, I could give you dating advice."

"Shut up, you bloody wanker!"

"I was only trying to be nice!"

"Oh, really?"

"Please. You could use dating advice."

"Excuse me?"

"Really, you're never going to get a date, and stay a-"

"Shut up! I am perfectly capable of ge-getting a bloody date! I'm a gentleman!"

"Yeah, right," China grumbled.

"Oh, you're the bloody one to talk. I bet you never even-"

"At least my eyebrows look less hideous!"

"Everyone!" Germany roared, "Shut up! Let's hurry up and drive to the gardens!"

"How many cars do we have?" Indonesia wondered.

America grinned, "Five."

South Africa raised her eyebrows, "How did you get so many?"

America shrugged, "Oh, four are birthday presents from Japan, China, South Korea, and Germany. The last one I bought myself."

"What do you guys think about 4 people a car?" Mexico asked, "One car would need to have three, since we don't have the EU with us."

"Okay," Everyone chorused.

"We will do this alphabetically-" Germany began.

"I wanna be with China!" South Korea shrieked, "And Japan!"

"No!" China and Japan screamed.

Russia smiled eerily, "Yao-yao will be with me, da [1]?"

"I wanna be with Keeks and Mattie," America whined.

"Ve~" Italy said happily, "I wanna be with Germany!"

"Nein!" Germany roared.

Italy burst into tears.

Germany paled considerably.

"I wasn't talking to you!" Germany shouted hysterically, desperately trying to comfort the bawling Italian.

Meanwhile, South Korea and Russia were having a fight over a pissed-off China. France was trying to get England and Canada into the same car as him. Canada was obeying, but England… not so much.

"No!" England yelled.

"Please, mon cher," France pleaded, "I'll get America, and it'll be like a family road trip, albeit a short one! We haven't been together for forever!"

England groaned, "Fine."

"Mathieu," France said, "Please go get your brother over here."

Canada nodded obediently, and went and dragged America over.

"Dude!" America laughed, "Did you bring food?"

England beamed, "As a matter of fact-"

"Forget it. I just ate," America said hurriedly.

England sulked.

France couldn't help but feel amused. He knew that by the end of the road trip, America would have consumed some of England's disastrous cooking out of pity and old habit.

America was probably one of the few people that could consume England's food without having a near-death experience. Australia and New Zealand could do it too, but not Hong Kong or Canada. They had been taught real cuisine by China and France.

However, no one else had managed to form a group of four or three.

"Enough!" Germany shouted, "We will now do this geographically, since the ones geographically closest to you are probably your relatives or something. If things are uneven, I'll do some adjusting. France's group can stay the way you are."

"First, we will have Argentina, Brazil, Mexico, and Australia."

"So I'm with a bunch of girls that could snap at any moment and kill me?" Australia asked, "Great."

"Second, we will have China, Japan, South Korea, and Indonesia."

"I have a bad feeling I'm going to end up as a fourth wheel," Indonesia thought miserably.

"Third, we will have Turkey, Saudi Arabia, South Africa, and India."

South Africa felt a bit (i.e. a lot) worried about how well her group could get along.

"And last, we will have Italy, Russia, and I."

"Yay!" Russia and Italy cheered together.

Germany massaged his head.

"We haven't even completed England's dare yet, and we've already had several arguments and wasted a bunch of time! It's no wonder we barely get anything done."

11/11/2016

Wow… it's nearly 1:00 AM now.

Poor Germany.

Part of me thinks this chapter was a waste of time. My life is a waste of time.

Oh, well. I promise you, England's dare will start on the next chapter. Honest.

Anyways, I'm thinking that once every G20 nation (excluding the EU) gets a turn, I'll mark this thing as complete.

After all, everyone's nation deserves a chance to be humiliated!

…

That came out kinda wrong.

Translations:

[19] My dear (male) (French)