Dear Lord Voldemort
snarryislife
This one comes from my BFF,
Dear Lord Voldemort.
A long, long time ago, in a Galaxy far, Hogwarts was under an attack. So you plundered and killed, and blasted lasers from your wand. And a little kid like Luke, beat the shit out of you!
It didn't work for Darth Vader, Hitler, or The Sith Lords, why did you think it would work for you?
Sencerely,
The Force (accio!)
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