Tears of Life

Rated: M

Pairings: Varies with each chapter

Info: Cartman just rambling.

~Cartman~

'Stupid Jew...' He thought while heading to third period. 'He'll pay for what he did.' Cartman was obviously peeved at the red-head. He can't believe that that stupid little Jew would out him like that. Especially in front of her. Cartman walked into his science class and sat at one of the tables. He threw his backpack on the ground and looked out the window. Now that Wendy knows I have a crush on her she definitely won't talk to me now. Not that she has before.' He thought to himself.

"Damn Jew..." He said.

"What did Kyle do, Eric?" 'Shit...' The big-boned teen turned and looked at none other than Leopold 'Butters' Stotch. He didn't even bother to hide his annoyance to the smaller teen.

"None of your business." He replied causing the blonde to frown. Cartman just rolled his eyes and faced the front.

"You d-don't always have to be so mean, Eric." He heard Butters say. He sighed and got some paper and a pen out his backpack and wrote:

Kyle told Wendy ans Stan that I liked Wendy.

He passed the note to the boy and just waited for it to come back. After a few minutes he got it back.

O.o You like Wendy?

Eric sighed mentally already regretting telling Butters this.

I said liked. And even if I did it wouldn't matter.

He gave the note back to Butters and then began to draw on the table. 'Why does he take so long to reply?' He looked over and noticed that Butters was texting someone. 'He has friends that talk to him?' He silently laughed at his "insult." 'I wonder who it is?' He then got the paper back and read it.

Why wouldn't it matter? And quit staring at me..

He checked his watch and saw that class started ten minutes ago. 'And Butters is texting instead of doing work?'

It just wouldn't. So who are you texting?

He slid the piece of paper towards the blonde and then looked at the teacher talking about only God-knows-what. He pretended to take notes until he got the note back. He felt the paper touch his arm and took it.

That is none of your business Eric and don't tell anyone or my parents will ground me.

'Of course they will.' Eric smiled to himself and wrote back.

I won't tell anyone... Unless you don't tell me who it is. I didn't even know you had a phone. WTH?

He passed the note back to Butters. He was his friend right? Hell, Butters was the only person Cartman considered a friend. Kind of. He got the paper back and read it. 'Really? Should have known it was him.'

It's Kenny. He gave me his number last weekend. I was so surprised because I thought he didn't like me at all, but I now know that he does like me! :D

'Give me a break.. Kenny is just using you. Should I tell him? Nah.. I'll let him figure it out himself.' Cartman then wrote back.

Do you like Kenny? You know.. as in like like. )

He then sent the paper back and went to "focus" on the lesson. The teacher assigned them some stupid worksheet about Earth and it's layers. Why would they even need to know about this? 'Whenever I rule the world I'm taking this out of schools... On second thought I'll just make it worse for everyone else because I will no longer be in school by the time this pathetic world is crumbling around my feet.' The brunette smiled to himself with the images of a tired Kyle trying to keep up with all the labor work he will be enforcing as dictator. He was quickly brought out of his thoughts when the paper landed on top of his worksheet.

That is my personal business, Eric.

He rolled his eyes. 'Only you, Butters.'

Hey I told you about Wendy! Now you tell me or else.

He sent it back and got it back almost immediately.

What are you going to do if I don't tell you?

'I hate how he got so bold here lately..' Cartman then just looked over to the blonde and saw him smiling like an idiot while looking at his phone. 'You're gonna get caught dumbass.' He shook his head and replied.

I'll tell your parents that you were texting in class and they'll end having to take it away. OR they'll monitor every message you send. Possibly forbid you to text Kenny. Hell I don't know.

He sent it back. Not really proud of himself for resulting to snitching. He hasn't done that since he was eleven, but he wants to know and if he wants it he's going to get it no matter what. Even if it's something completely irrelevant. He got the note back and read it.

Oh hamburgers... Fine! But don't say anything. Please? I do like Kenny like that. Don't tell anyone please because then my parents will ground me and send me away to that camp again.

He remembered that. Butters' parents freaked out, like always, thinking their son was gay, which is kinda true now, and sent him away to some stupid straight camp or whatever. Butters' parents are freaks. Always grounding him over the dumbest things.

Your parents are freaks.. They ground over the dumbest shit.

He gave the note to Butters and tried to do that damn worksheet before class was over. He felt the note hit his arm again.

Now that's not very nice, Eric. I know they do it because they care about my well-being. 'Jesus Christ...' He kept on reading.
And what will you do if Wendy does talk to you about your crush?

'Seriously? I thought we were done with that.' He replies back and gives the note back.

I know for a fact she won't now quit bringing it up. I'm tired of talking about that feminist hippie.

He felt bad for insulting her, but hey it might get the blonde off his back about her.

Well gee, I'm sorry Eric. Class is almost over so I'll talk to you later.

'Fuck..' He forgot to complete the assignment. 'I'll just pretend I didn't get one.' He packs up and as soon as the bell rang he left the classroom. After telling Mr. Hillenborg that he didn't get the sheet and said that he'll do it as homework. The day drags on and Eric dreaded for when seventh period came. The class he has with Wendy. It is also the last class of the day. It was towards the end of lunch when it happened. He decided to eat alone instead of eating with the gang knowing that they will bring up this morning. He felt someone tap on his shoulder. He decided to ignore whoever it was and took a drink of his Dr. Pepper. He felt the person tap on his shoulder once more. He turned around quickly. "Leave me the fu-" He stopped when he saw it was Wendy, the one person he didn't want to talk to. "What do you want?" He turned back to his lunch and she sat beside him.

"Listen, Cartman. We need to talk." She rests a hand on his shoulder. He shrugs it off.

"No, we don't. Go back to your boyfriend." He took a bite of his sandwich and noticed she stood up.

"I can tell you're gonna be stubborn so come to my house around five. Got that?" He just shrugged his shoulders and continued eating. "Remember. Five." With that she walked away. 'Did I just get a date with Wendy?' Eric then smiled to himself. 'Score.'

Alright everyone there is chapter seven. I hope it's good and sorry for Cartman being un-Cartman-like and all. Well I have a new story I'm working on and I know I mentioned something about a Bleach/Naruto crossover, but that isn't coming along so well. I actually have been reading a lot of Victorious stories and came up with a story. It's called Love The Way You Lie. The info is on my page and I also have a poll up about it. I would love if you go vote and tell me your thoughts on the story. Thank you!