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Kurai Kyusobin: WOOOOOOOO! CHAPTER SEVEN! I would like to thank all off my reviewers. I have had some stuff going on lately... I've been writing papers like a lunatic for my English class and I've had writer's block. Plus my dad has been in and out of the hospital so I'm sorry for not udating sooner.
Please read and review. Oh yes in search of a beta, whoever has ideas feel free to voice your opinions.
Previously on "The Question of God":
Outside stood a woman with her hair let down. Hip length auburn teresses fanned out with the breeze. She wore medieval armour and held a Claymore casually in her hand. Her eyes were that of the colour of milk chocolate.
"Who are you?"
"I've been hearing that a lot today. So how is your daughter, Rei? Most importantly how are you Son Goku?"
"Really... how the hell did you know her na-"
"But that doesnt answer your question! My name is Agathangelos... I need your help."
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"Yea. I was just about to say that."
(At the same moment) "Haha!"
"Jinx you owe me a coke! Or a beer."
"Gojyo you are an ass."
"Let's go."
They leave together to go to the new resturant called Il Ristorante. A small place that makes European food. Inside it smells like a small Mediterranean village on a warm spring day. The aroma of food and perfume mixed into the air.
The Path Has Been Open
And now, my children, lay thought on your hearts, mark well the words of your father, which are all come to you from the Lord's lips .
Take these books of father's handwriting and read them.
For the books are many, and in them you will learn all the Lord's works, all that has been from the beginning of creation, and will be till the end of time...
...Distribute the books to your children, into all your generations, and amongst the nations who shall have the sense to fear God, let tehm receive them, and may they come to love them more than any food or earthly sweets, and read them and apply themselves to them.
And those who understand not the Lord, who fear not God, who accept not, but reject, who do not receive them, a terrible judgement awaits these.
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Inside the resturant they sat down at a corner. Jien and Gojyo were talking amongst themselves when he walked through the door. He looked disheveled like he had not seen daylight or a shower in years. Which was true, although they did not know that. Gojyo and Jien were at a loss for words neither knew what to say or do, he headed towards them with a deranged look in his eyes. His right hand was twitching more than likely from all the years of being a gunslinger.
"Konnichiwa, Jien. Konnichiwa Gojyo."
"Ohayo."
"Oi," replied Gojyo.
"How have you been lately?"
"Why do you care?"
"Gojyo, please not in public."
"What! Why the fuck not? He hasn't shown his ugly mug in fuck knows how long and expects us to be all chummie chummie!"
"I understand what your feeling but it's important. I know what I did was childish but hear me out."
"Nah man, sorry. I don't wanna hear your goddamn excuses. 'sides what the fuck can you tell me that would make me even slightly interested."
"The Stalker."
Jien and Gojyo exchange glances. They then look at him with contemptous eyes. They are wondering if he is telling the truth about the mysteriously stalker.
"Gojyo can I speak to you alone for a moment?"
"Yea man."
They walk over to the small bar in the corner of the resturant, to talk and leave him at the table. The waitress is staring at them with clear confusion in her eyes. She is a small thing in her late teens. She is wearing the standard uniform of the resturant, a black skirt and a white blouse.
"Do you think he's lying?" Gojyo asks his brother.
"I don't know, but if he is what does he gain from it?"
"Yea, that's true. He doesn't have anything to gain from lying about our mystery girl."
"Maybe he thinks he'll get a shower out of it."
"Not funny man, he looks like shit. I mean really he looks older than he is, it's sad."
"I know."
"Okay he's staring at us. Let's go back."
"So it's agreed. That he wouldn't gain anything by lying to us."
"Yea man, it's agreed."
They returned to the table to where their unexpected visitor sat. They each took their appropriate seats.
"What do you know," asked Gojyo. "What do you know about our mystery girl?"
"Well, she's on a mission."
"Sanzo, you spoke to her," stated Jien.
"Yes, I did. Well it was more like she spoke to me. She's fearsomely gorgeous. Her eyes pierce through your soul and her hair is perfect."
"What!"
" ... " Jien sweatdrops at his comment.
"What? You act as if I were a manakin, without feelings or needs. Granted I look like shit but that's because I haven't felt like living. I'm too much of a coward to kill myself, not to say I haven't tried."
"Sanzo... why are you telling me this? Are you trying to get my sympathy," asked Gojyo.
"No, I'm not looking for your sympathy. I want you to understand that like you I too have been suffering."
"Really now? How do you know that I've been suffering? Hmm, to you I am nothing but a hedonist. A facile of a man, a inadequate sample of existance, a roué."
"Gojyo... are you okay," asks Jien.
"Absolutely."
"That isn't all you are to me Gojyo. You mean a lot more than that to me. Even though it took me awhile to realize that. Nonetheless you do."
"Then why did you abandon Goku, Hakkai, myself, and the others? If we meant so much to you then why did you turn your back on us?"
"I had to, I needed to find myself. I couldn't continue living the way I was. I had to come to terms with my past Gojyo. I couldn't do it before because there were more important things occuring. I just couldn't focus on myself. It would have been selfish, I thought I could deal with it all but I couldn't. I couldn't, I just couldn't."
At this Sanzo began to shake slightly. His eyes looked hurt and lost.
I came here trying to make amends. Why is he being so goddamn difficult? All I want is to ... have them back in my life.
Even though, I have been an ass, he can at least hear me out.
"Umm, are you alright over there," asked Jien.
"Yea, I'll be fine."
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Now it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born to them, that the sons of God saw the daughters of men, that they were beautiful; and they took wives for themselves of all whom they chose. And the LORD said, "My Spirit shall not strive with man forever, for he is indeed flesh; yet his days shall be one hundred and twenty years." There were giants on the earth in those days, and also afterward, when the sons of God came in to the daughters of men and they bore children to them. Those were the mighty men who were of old, men of renown.
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"Well, she mentioned something to me about a war.She's an angel by the way and her name is Agathangelos. I think it would be easier to refer to her as Agatha or Angela. It's a hell of a lot faster to say anyways," stated Sanzo. "I asked her who the fuck she was and threatened to kill her and she responded with a smart ass comment: "...If you kill me then what kind of monk would that make you?"After that I asked her who she was again and she told me, after insulting me, her name. She told me that her name meant 'angel messenger' and that the meaning of her name was of vital importance. So I asked her what the hell does all of that had to do with me. She disappeared when I blinked though so I didn't get an answer."
"What? She's an angel! Does that mean what I think it means? She can't shag," questioned Gojyo.
"What the fuck man!"
"What it's an honest question!"
"No, I'm trying to get the waitress, she's ignoring me. You try," stated Jien.
"Oi! Can we get some help over here, please?"
"Oh, sorry, sir. How can I help you, sir?"
"Um, yea I want red wine with the brajol. Thank you," said Gojyo.
"Yes I would like to have the spaghetti with the basil gravy."
"To drink?"
"A Pepsi or Coke, whichever."
"And for you sir."
"Go ahead Sanzo, I won't kill ya for it."
"I don't think-"
"He'll have the bistecca alla fiorentina and instead of a glass bring a bottle. Thank you miss," stated Gojyo with his trademark smile.
"You are very welcomed sir," replied the waitress with a slight blush.
"Gojyo, you didn't have to do that."
"Shaddup, I'm paying so I can do whatever the hell I please. Where are you staying tonight?"
"Jien do you mind if he stays with us?"
"Nope, as long as you don't. I don't."
"It's settled then."
The three gentlemen sat, talked, and ate at their little table. Concerned with what the mystery girl was after. Speaking of which said mystery girl was happily dancing with a little girl by the name of Rei. Somewhere not too far away from our lovely threesome.
"I can convince Hakkai, to come here."
"So can I, by asking Kou-chan to get Yaone."
"How would you do that?"
"I'll tell him that I'm pregnant again and I need some help."
"You aren't pregnant are you?"
"I haven't made contact with Hakkai, by the way. I've only studied him from a far distance. He is too keen on his senses. I would have been found out way before I wanted to be."
"Oh... Lirin are you pregnant?"
"No, at least I don't think so."
"Come here," stated Agatha. (Abbreviation of the much longer name.)
"Why?"
"So I can tell you if you are pregnant or not."
"You can do that? Wow," exclaimed Goku.
"Yes, so come here Lirin and I'll tell you if you are or aren't."
Lirin approached the angel in her living room with caution. Agatha placed her arms around Lirin and placed her hands on the small of Lirin's back. Agatha hummed for a bit while holding Lirin, making Lirin extremely comfortable. Agatha then let go.
"Sorry to break it to you, but you aren't pregnant and your period is due tommorow. By the way your ovaries are quiet healthy."
"Thank you," said Lirin. " You see not pregnant."
"Oh..."
"What you seem dissappointed, are you?"
"A little."
"He wants another child Lirin. Although, I don't understand why, he is not sure."
"Thanks anyways, well good thing. We have a battle to win."
.To Be Continued
Author's Notes:
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Author's Jests:
In the next episode of The Question of the Fetus:
"How could this happen!"
"What?" Jien
"I lost it!"
"What did you lose Hakkai?" Sanzo
"Huh? Hakkai lost something. No way!" Goku
"Yes he lost something important!" Agatha
"What? What?" Gojyo
"I LOST MY PENIS!"
Laugh you know you wanna.
Joke of the day:
You know you're a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are:
"Gentlemen, start your engines!"