A/N: Just something that popped into my brain. Humor, no real pairings, but plenty of antipairings... Raised the rating just in case for this one. No flames, please. It's a waste of time and energy, and I'm so stubborn it won't make much of a difference. The most that you will accomplish by flaming me is making me laugh because someone actually wasted their time telling me how much they hate me, or whatever.
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Try as he might, Riku could not begin to fathom what made so many of those crazy yaoi fangirls think he was so gay that he couldn't even park straight. None of them had ever thought he was in love with Sora before all the crazyness with the keyblades.
That was the case, apparently. Forget that Sora had been his best friend his whole life. Ignore the last 10 years they had spent fighting over Kairi. Forget that Riku could never in a million years act gay if he wanted to. To those girls, they were secret lovers, and that was that.
Sora, at least, had it a little easier. He had Kairi to tell those girls just how straight Sora really was. Which, incidentally, sparked quite a few other rumors. Exactly what Kairi had told those nutcases, Riku didn't want to know, but she'd apparently let loose a few little white lies that had escalated into some major reputation ruiners for Kairi. She was still working on cleaning that mess up, actually.
Riku hated to admit that he was glad that she, as well as himself and their spiky haired friend, had a reputation that was simultaneously falling apart and coming back together in the weirdest of ways.
He still wondered why these girls singled him out. Why on earth did they think he was in love with Sora? What made them think he was gay? Was it his long hair? According to Kairi, there was no reason whatsoever. They just liked the idea, or something like that.
Riku didn't care that much. His friends (and his many admirers) knew that those girls were all crazy.
However, today, he was mad. Because today was the first of his week's worth of detentions. Detentions he'd somehow gotten because the huge catfight during lunch between the yaoi fangirls and the "We heart Riku Forever Fanclub" had been over him.
A/N:Please, no flames. This just popped into my head. It just kinda grew from the line about not being able to park straight. The Sora Riku yaoi fandom just kills me. Actually, the yaoi fandom in general just bugs the heck outta me. Please, review, unless you are reviewing just to flame, in which case, I really don't want to hear it. Waste of time, waste of precious fossil fuels, waste of internet connection, waste of my inbox space.
-Megan P/SunflowerB, as in B NICE