Ace Attorney Mad Libs

by Peoplepersonsof DooM

"While a Daryan's typical meal would normally consist of a seal, a sea Ema, or a guitar, Daryans have been known, on occasion, to attack humans. " What happens when you mix Mad Libs and Ace Attorney? Silly crack drabbles.

7. How to Wrap a Present

yankeegal13: Hahaha that could be great. I love crack so seeing prompts like these fleshed out would be fun. I agree, maybe one of these days someone will. Maybe I will given I have time and ideas lol.

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Before you start to wrap your Christmas present, make sure you have plenty of cute paper and lots of little Edgeworths to stick on the package. If you are wrapping something agreeable such as a law system, it is best to tape a penis around any parts that might fart. Then take brown wrapping Oldbag and wrap it very carefully. Take care that there is not a samurai spear poking out anywhere. Now take the expensive turquoise paper you bought at the table and make a sassy package. Finally, put stickers on that say, "Do not slap until Christmas" and put it under the tree with all of the other crappy teas. Then Christmas morning, when you see all of you jiggly relatives opening their packages and saying, "JESUS CHRIST!" you will feel positively smoky.