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"Sleeeeepyyyy..." I mumble, walking backwards down the hall.
"What is it with you and walking backwards?" Akemi questions.
"Cause I like to!"
Akemi shrugs back.
Before I could comprehend it, I was falling down a flight a stairs, hit a wall, then fell down the second flight.
And now here I am screaming the words "fuck" and "ow".
Half the members snicker, while the other half help me up.
"Clumsy," Konan sighs. "It's a surprise you survived that fall."
"That's cause I gotta hard head!"
"In more ways than one..." Itachi mumbles.
"What's that spose to mean!"
"It means what it means."
"That dosen't make ANY sense!" I snap.
"Someones in a bad mood..."
"I am not!"
"Hey Uke, un!" Waves his hand in my face.
"WHAT!"
"Where to next, un?"
"...Hmmmm... I'VE GOT A QUESTION!"
"Let's go to a resturaunt!" Coal cuts in.
"Yeah! I'm hungry!" Scarlet adds.
"What about my question!" I protest.
"It can wait!" Coal drags me across the floor.
"I can WALK ya know!"
"Psh, well you sure don't act like it," Scarlet comments. "Your always asking to be carried,"
"She dosen't ASK, she COMMANDS," Coal corrects.
"Shut it Cola!" I huff.
"Cola?"
"Yep, another word for Coal."
"That dosen' even make sense..."
I bounce into the nearest restuaraunt, "Table for... onetwothreefour... sixteen! and we need it now!"
After a 5 minute wait, they have a table set up for us.
"Pein. Konan." I look at them seriously.
Serious face! - -.-
"Yeah Uke?" Konan sips her drink.
"Whoes Sanji?"
Cue spit take.
"Wh-Where did you see that name?" Konan mutters.
" A picture... that was in a trunk..."
"Did that trunk happened to be LOCKED."
"uh... no...?"
"Uke!"
"Konan!"
Konan sighs, "Sanji's your older brother."
My turn for a spit take, "I'M OUT NUMBERED!"
Akemi laughs at me, "So, where is this brother?"
"Your out numbered?" Sasuke raises an eye brow.
"There's more guys than girls now!" I clonk my head down on the table.
"Don't worry, Uke." Scarlet snickers. "It'll be fine."
"No it won't!" I suddenly perk up. "Hey hey! Is he like, Pein, Konan, or Me?"
"I... can't remember..." Pein mutters.
"Bad dad!" I snap. "How dare you not remember! Where's he at?"
"Still don't remember..."
"How dare you!"
"Uke..." He glances around. "Your causing a scene..."
"Am not!"
"Yes you are."
"Well then." I glance around. "We're gonna go find Sanji!"
"Why?"
"Cause he's your god forsaken son!"
"And...?"
"You are just bad with first borns, aren't you?"
"What's that spose to mean?"
"It means what it means."
"That's MY line." Itachi cuts in.
We eat... with the help of me urging people to eat faster.
"LET'S GO!" I shove everyone out the restraunt, leave the money on the table, and get the hell outta there.
"Baka, do you even know where your going?" Kisame comments.
"I dunno, I'm just trying it my way..." I mutter. "Lemme see that scepter..."
"Um." Kakuzu looks away sheepishly.
"Ka-Ku-Zu." I whip around. "Where's the scepter?"
"I sold it to pay for breakfast..."
"Wha-! I WENT THROUGH HELL FOR THAT THING AND YOU JUST SELL IT!" I snap.
"yes."
"Well go get it!"
"He's over in Konoha by now..."
"Wha... TO KONOHA!" I stomp off, leading the way.
"Part 2 to Uke's wild adventures!" Coal jokes.
"Hell yeah it is!" I laugh at her.
"Uke, this is insane." Pein comments.
"Why's that?" I fall back some.
"Well first off, you've got us going the wrong way." Pein stops walking.
"Um..." I turn on my heel and point to a different direction. "This way?"
"mm-mm." He shakes his head no.
"Thhhat way?" Point.
"Nope."
"Uh... that way?"
"Nope."
"Um... uh... New mission! Pein leads the way to the nearest bar!" I clap.
"Bar?"
"I do my best thinking wasted."
Pein stares.
"Strange ain't it? Now LEAD!" I huff.
"Ordered around by my daughter... not on my to-do list..." Pein mutters, leading the way.
"Hehehe, sorry." I rub my head sheepishly, then follow close behind.
"TEAM SASUKE BITCH!" I throw a bottle at Coal, missing by a mile.
"TEAM NARUTO!" Coal swings her invisible sword.
"SCREW BOTH OF THEM! TEAM SAKURA!" Scarlet jumps in between.
"You'd wuv to screw them both, eh?" I tease.
"Shut up!"
"Oh oh oh! Team Uke!" I bounce up and down.
"Are they... serious, hm?" Deidara stares, nursing his own beer.
"Weren't we spose to be on a mission?" Itachi smirks amused.
"GAH! IT BURNS! THIS DRINK BURNS!" Coal drops the bottle.
"What a waste of a good drink," Hidan mutters.
I laugh at Coal's burning drink, tripping over Scarlet's out-stretched foot.
"I'M A SURVIVOR!" Coal sings.
"I'M GONNA MAKE IT!" Scarlet joins.
"I'M A SURVIVOR YOUR A SURVIVOR! UKE SURVIVES ALL CAUSE SHES A SURVIVOR!" I trip again, dropping my drink. "NUUUUU!"
I could hear audible laughs coming from different members.
"UKE LUVS DEIDARA!" Scarlet and Coal chimes.
"LIARS!" I turn to Konan. "Hey Koooooonan! I just relized sumthin! What's his face would probaly be the laaaaaaast place you'd look! right! RIGHT!" I shout at her. "THAT MEANS HE'S IN LIKE, A SMALL VILLAGE WITH HOT CHICKS!"
"What makes you think that?" Konan pats my head.
"CUZ HE'S A FUCKING GUY! UNLESS HE'S GAY! HE'D BE WITH A GROUP OF GUYS! RAHAHAHAHAH!I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!"
"WHat exactly?"
"YOU AND PEIN HAD SEX TO MAKE YOUR THREE CHILDREN!"
"O...k..." Konan looks away.
"Ko-KONAN! I LUUUUUUV YOU! I LUV YOU THIIIISSS MUCH- HIC-AND MAAAN, YOUR SO QUIET!"
"I think Akemi wants to talk to you," Konan ducks out of my plane of sight.
"AKEMI!" I wobble around before tripping for the last time and passing out. "EHHH LITTLE shawty...,.."
I woke up with a hugge headache.
"Wah, my head hurts!" I whine.