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Chapter 7 : Messed up [P2 TheThree Arc]
I feel like shit. Sasori limped down the hall and entered art class. "Woah, you look like shit, un." Deidara tested the red head's dodging ability by flying a pencil at him. Missed. "You're aim god damn sucks, gaki." The redhead limped to his seat and sat slouching. Wonder what happened to him, wait. Did he just call me Gaki, un?! It's like heaven,yeah…Deidara gazed up at the ceiling tiles. No more sexual harassment. It can be quiet now, un. Just then the red head tipped over and head fell on the blond's lap as the rest of the body acted like a bridge from his chair to the boy's lap. "Ugh.." Sasori groaned. "I want to sleep." The blond blinked and jumped out of his chair. Even when he's a hang over he's a perverted bastard, un! Hidan jumped onto the blond's desk and sat like a frog. "What the fuck is wrong with the fucking child?" Hidan tilted his head to the side. "Haha, he's so wasted!" "He's drunk, un?" "Sorta looks like he's sorta drunk but was also drunk before." "Uh isn't that bad for your body, un?" "Who cares this is great." Hidan broke out laughing. "Jashin would love a video of him making himself a fool as sacrifice." Deidara's eye twitched in horror of his best friend's weird attitude.
They dragged the red head to the nurses office. Itachi met up with the two to have a chat about what was going on. "That's weird, Sasori doesn't drink at home. He usually drinks at parties. I was with him last night doing home work so he couldn't have gotten drunk last night." Itachi nodded. "You saying some one put some kind of drug in his water, un?" "No. But that's actually a good guess you know." "Thanks, un?" The blond was confused, why would somebody want to drug Sasori's drink? Well he would so he could get out of his way but that wasn't the point. Deidara walked by the lunch room noticing a pitcher of Lemonade sitting on the counter. Can't resist, I love lemonade must have some! The blond slipped into the room and poured himself a glass murmuring I'm going to get in shit for this.
And hour passed and Deidara was sitting beside Kisame in health. Deidara jotted down notes for the health test until something hit him. He felt energy bursting inside him running down his veins and ringing in his ears. "Urg. Un!" He couldn't keep still as he felt his legs rattling. "Hey, Dei-chan? You ok?" Kisame leaned over to see what the matter was.
[Deidara's Pov]
Damn. I couldn't keep still! Its like having all this energy in me burst out all at once! For some reason I couldn't help but start giggling and which led to a break out of continuous laughter. Kisame gave a confused look followed by a 'shit, some trouble' look. "Oi, Deidara are you alright?" Kisame sweated. "Ahaha! Never better, un." Tears broke out of my eyes from laughing to hard, I gave a hard slap on the back of the fish man and made him cough. "Aw, is fishy hurt, yeah?" I kept laughing like crazy. "ehk, hu? What is wrong with you?" Kisame got up and ran out the door.
[Sasori's Pov]
Holy shit, I feel like crap. Uhg were's that blond gaki? Fuck did I just call him a brat? So much for making Deidara fall in love with me. Shit, I feel like I'm going to die..Huh? Is that Deidara coming this way? It's his laughter. "Ahaha, Sasori! Danna, I've been waiting to see you all day! What's up? How are ya? Wanna hang out after school, un? We can go to the mall and have a date too, yeah! Oh lets play Tennis, un!" I couldn't help but twitch and curse at him for his annoying appearance. What the fuck is wrong with the kid? He's so energetic! I pushed him off me but he latched right back on my arm. "Oi! Let go of my fucking arm Gaki!" I tugged away. Catching a glimpse of his puppy dog eyes. Shit. "I want to love my danna forever, un!" He tightly and painfully hugged me and french kissed me for peat sake! I was waiting for him to do that forever and he's doing while I'm in the shittiest mood ever! Kami-sama your soo against me today, I hope Hades eats you Zeus! Ah-I was talking out loud, and Deidara gave me a glare and behind him was Kisame and Itachi. Just great…
[Deidara's Pov]
Sasori-Danna gave me his credit card, un! Yay…why the fuck am I acting like an idiot? Yay I'm going to use this to buy us an apartment to live together and love each other in, un! Ah-Shit, what am I thinking. Fucking shit! I'm going to go get Hidan to help me pick out a beautiful apartment to share with lovely danna, un! Fuck I said it again! "Yu hu, un! Hidan-kun!" I waved flashing my eye lashes. Shit…"What the fuck do you want blondy?" Arg, why does Hidan act like that, he's such a meanie..Fuck I did not just say that! Hidan's always like this I tell you..I wish he could just hug-Arg! Every one was now watching me. "Fucking douche bag look what you did? And its not like we get enough attention from fan girls these days?!" Hidan cursed with his fist in the air. "I want you to help pick out a dream apartment room with me, un!" "What the fuck?! A dream apartment? Dude do you even have the fucking damn cash?!" Deidara flashed it at the silver haired boy reflecting on his electric pink eyes. "Woah, where the hell did you get that fucking piece of plastic?" "Sasori-danna!" I beamed, I sounded so stupid I don't even want to talk about it.
We finally arrived at The Sparkle Sparkle Apartment Palace. What kind of messed up name is that?! Ah-Its adorable! Great…Here I go again. "Woah Deidara, you having a seizure or something?" He watched my legs shake. I was shaking because of too much energy. We frolicked though the gar-shit. Any who we went into the…cute elevator desu! I feel like I need to hit my head against the wall. Which I literally did when I thought it and Hidan just gave a 'who are you and what have you done with Deidara' look. We dashed into the first couple of free rooms. "Oh my fucking god that's huge!" Hidan awed and dropped his jaw. "No, I think its too small…un" "What the fuck is wrong with you?! It's fucking huge!" "No. Its small, un" "What…the hell.." "Yeah. To small, un" "Fuck this!" Hidan grabbed the silver card from me and ran to the counter. "You, yes you bitch let me buy room 437! Or I'll curse in your lobby and make it fucking quick I don't have all fucking day!" The lady fainted. "Shit." Hidan crawled over the counter just as I turned the corner. I need that card back! I want a bigger and cuter apartment, hmp! Fuck I did not just say that! Hidan jumped out of the counter and handed over the card. "There, you got yourself a fucking apartment." I fainted.
[Hidan's Pov]
Fucking shit, mother fucking…ok that's a lot of swearing but still, why the hell did the fucking tard fall over? I held his fucking body in some position that I'm to lazy to fucking explain. "Yo, shit head. You alive?" Deidara opened his eyes. "How do ya fucking feel kid?" "I feel like…I want to blow a hole threw Sasori's chest, un." "Good your back to earth." "What the hell happened?" I just fucking blinked and then he fucking blinked. It was to fucking confusing. Jashin-sama, I don't have a good feeling about this maybe I'll go puncture a fucking squirrel later. "What do you fucking mean? You wanted to buy a fucking 5 star apartment for you and your lover bird." His eyes widened I could totally fucking tell he's going to freak out. He did so I'm not gonna fucking explain. I just wanna say it was pretty fucking stupid since he started a fucking rant. Then my fucking phone rang. "Sup, bitch?" "Hidan? Is Dei-chan there?" "Oh Sasy wassup man whore?" "No time to talk like buddies, Dei has my credit card. He said he was going to buy an apartment. How did it go?" "Ei..Well just want to say that you'll be living fucking alone kid. Repeat, fucking alone." Then I hung up. Didn't to to answer more of his jashin damn stupid questions. "What fucking happened before you acted like shit on a stick?" "Um, I was carrying Sasori to the nurse's office. I had some lemonade that was sitting on the table in the lunch roo-" "That's fucking it some one spiked your damn drink!" "Oh, un." Who the fuck did it? I'm going to have to transform into Detective Hidan and solve this fucking mystery.
And this is where Inspiration left our good friend, the next chapter is mine~!