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Lik3wi5e-Dudly Dursley

Dog5tar has entered the chat room

KillVoldie has entered the chat room

Dog5tar has changed there name to Padfoot

KillVoldie says: Snuffles!

Padfoot says: Hey Kiddo

KillVoldie says: Snuffles, I have something to tell you

Padfoot says: Yeah? Kiddo

KillVoldie says: I had one of those dreams, the one with Voldemort in it, He killed a muggle man, and Wormtail was with him

Padfoot says: I'm sorry you have these dreams, but that is scary

KillVoldie says: Very, I haven't told Ron or Hermione yet, because I just know there reactions

Padfoot says: You're going to need you're friends with you; I'm touched that you told me first

KillVoldie says: How long until they enter?

Padfoot says: I dunno too bad you can't turn you're cousin into a fruit bat

KillVoldie says: Yeah, but I'd get expelled so

Padfoot says: You're sounding like Hermione I spent all of last night being lectured by her!

KillVoldie says: That would explain why she was in such a good mood at three am until I left

Studyfreak has entered the chat room

2late2night has entered the chat room

Studyfreak says: Harry! Snuffles!

2late2night says: Hi Snuffles, nice to see you Harry

KillVoldie says: Hi you two

Padfoot says: You aren't mad at me anymore are you Hermione?

2late2night says: Ah the I can't mention this because she will tear my head off

KillVoldie says: Hermione you're already at the Burrow?

Studyfreak says: Yep I am

2late2night has changed there name to G0Krum

Studyfreak says: G0Krum?

G0Krum says: Yeah he is the best seaker out there!

KillVoldie has changed there name to Demiguise

Padfoot says: Demiguise?

Demiguise says: Either that or Deceived!

G0Krum says: Oh, in the major league Harry

Demiguise says: Thanks, well let's just tie for best

Studyfreak says: Boys and Quidditch

Studyfreak rolls eyes

Demiguise has changed there name to Gryffindork

Gryffindork says: Like it?

G0Krum says: Funny, SexySevy is so gonna have a field day

Padfoot laughs

Studyfreak says: You are so immature

Gryffindork says: He picked the name SexySevy!

G0Krum says: Yeah that is the worst name in the book!

Padfoot says: More like the funniest name in the book

Gryffindork says: That's true

Studyfreak says: Want me to go get Ginny?

Gryffindork says: NO!

G0Krum says: Don't you dare!

Studyfreak says: Prats

Studyfreak has left the chat room

Padfoot says: Do I want to know?

G0Krum says: No really

Lik3wi5e has entered the chat room

Lik3wi5e says: Hello

G0Krum says: Hello are you a Gred and Forge recruit?

Gryffindork says: Stop being so suspicious!

Padfoot says: It is a good question

Lik3wi5e says: No I'm not

Eviltwin1 has entered the chat room

Eviltwin2 has entered the chat room

Eviltwin1 says: What did you do to Hermione?

G0Krum says: Me? Nothing

Gryffindork says: He did it

Padfoot says: I'm innocent

Eviltwin1 says: Hey! Moony Wormtail Padfoot and Prongs are proud to present the Marauders map!

Padfoot says: I am Filch in disguise Hand it over Boys!

G0Krum says: You got to

Eviltwin1 says: NEVER!

Eviltwin1 has left the chat room

Eviltwin2 has left the chat room

Lik3wi5e says: That was awkward, whose filch?

Gryffindork says: Wait a minute

G0Krum says: You don't know who Filch is

Gryffindork says: That must mean

G0Krum says: You are obscenely old or are a muggle!

Lik3wi5e says: What's a muggle?

Gryffindork says: Diddykums! Come here and give you're magical cousin a hug!

Lik3wi5e says: GAHH! GET AWAY FROM ME HARRY!

Lik3wi5e has left the chat room

Gryffindork laughs

Gryffindork says: Oh my, that was the best fun I've had in a long time

G0Krum says: Terrorizing you're cousin?

Gryffindork says: It's a little sweet thing called Revenge!

Padfoot says: I think I've rubbed off on him

G0Krum says: Yah think?

KillPotter has entered the chat room

KillPotter says: Potter, It's glad to see that you're finally being honest with you're self

Gryffindork says: leave it be Malfoy

G0Krum says: Have you seen anything, odd lately?

KillPotter says: No I haven't BloodTraitor

Studyfreak has entered the chat room

Studyfreak says: I won't tell Harry what happened but oh I won't stop laughing about it

G0Krum says: Thanks Hermione

KillPotter says: Hello MudBlood

Gryffindork says: That is –censored- it! I AM SO GOING TO CURSE OFF YOU'RE –censored- AND YOU'RE –censored- HEAD! YOU AGONIZING JERK! WHO SPENDS ALL YOU'RE –censored- TIME BEING A –censored- JACK –censored-! I AM SO GOING TO GIVE YOU A TASTE OF YOU'RE OWN –censored- MEDICINE! –Censored- IDIOTIC –censored-.

KillPotter says: Oh –censored-

G0Krum says: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Studyfreak rolls eyes

Padfoot says: Do to possible punishment by Said MuggleBorn I shall not take any part in this event.

Gryffindork Casts: Tickling hex, bludgeoning curse, sneezing charm, charm that turns hair pink, hex that gives tentacles, hex that gives badger teeth.

KillPotter says: IT'S NOT OVER YET POTTER!

KillPotter has left the chat room.

Studyfreak says: Harry that was the stupidest thing you have ever done.

Gryffindork says: The Weasly twins put a charm on all these when they sent them out so that way if you send anything at someone's written name on the parchment it goes through and hits whoever is writing in it.

Padfoot says: That was brilliant!

G0Krum says: That was Bloody Brilliant!

Studyfreak says: Boys

Studyfreak has left the chat room

G0Krum says: Ye ouch doesn't sound good, Harry want to go to the Quidditch cup with us?

Gryffindork says: Sure, I'll tell you everything about it Snuffles!

Padfoot says: I so am going to Make Moony rue the day he called me that.

G0Krum says: You told us to call you that when talking amongst ourselves or writing a letter to you.

Padfoot says: I know but Moony planted the idea in my head.

Gryffindork hugs Padfoot

Gryffindork says: I got to go pack; I can't wait to actually see you again.

Padfoot says: Me too Kiddo.

G0Krum says: See you Harry!

Gryffindork has left the chat room

Padfoot says: See you too Ron

G0Krum says: Yeah too to, I so wish I could see Malfoy's face!

Padfoot laughs

G0Krum has left the chat room

Padfoot says: I'm going to miss you Harry James Potter.

Padfoot has left the chat room


A/N: -crys- sadly Severus didn't know about that alteration that was done to these books, computers, or whatever they are writing in. So that means Peter Pettigrew lives. Don't ask me how Harry wasn't expelled for that, It is just a ministry error.

MatoakaWilde: SexySevy is a horrible name, I didn't come up with it, It was from a story called Winter's Shadow and Hermione picked that out for him. I just want to make that clear.

Myepitafxfparody: I am sorry that Pettigrew still lives. Draco is funny, what other curse target am I going to use? other then Dudly but he's a muggle so thats not fair.

Violet44: Thanks for the reviews!

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