I am so sorry! I've been sooooooooooooooooo busy! So many tests.

"Look," Natalie said, a small smile on her lips. "I think we should just introduce ourselves to-"

"How about we just go to Disco Volante and hang out saying we're music lovers?" Dan snapped. "Excellent? Okay good lets go!"

The wig was really annoying him. He didn't like his new look, it embarrased him.

Natalie made a face but didn't complain. Her disguise too was annoying her to hell. I mean, who's head of stylish thick rimmed glasses?

Oh right! No one.

Dan's phone rang just as they entered the car. He looked at the Caller ID.

"Ugh. It's Amy. You want to answer it?" Dan asked, glancing at Natalie.

"Of course not," replied Natalie sweetly. "Do the honors."

Dan rolled his eyes and fipped the phone on.

"Hello Amy," he said in a bored tone.

"Dan!" Amy said. "I miss you! Where are you?"

"In hell," muttered Dan.

"Dan!" Amy scowled.

"You really want to know the truth?" Dan asked. He heard Ian's voice in the background.

"Of course," Amy said.

Dan sighed.

She still was the same old Amy. Luckily.

"Okay, here it goes. I'm married to Monica Klein. I bet you don't even know who she is!"

Natalie giggled and Dan heard the phone drop.

"Oh Dan," Amy said. She sounded as if she was being strangled. "I'm so happy for you," she squeaked.

"I'll send you a picture!" Dan said happily as Natalie started to laugh hysterically. "Monica, will you please look at the camera?"

Natalie smiled with sarcasm at the camera with her disguise.

"Got the picture?"

"She's... gorgeous," Amy said.

Natalie and Dan started laughing hysterically.

"Looks familiar," Ian said.

Natalie raised her eyebrows at Dan. He shrugged. Natalie put her finger to her lips.

"Vat looks vamiliar?" she asked, in a very heavy Russian accent. "My vace?"

There was a pause.

"Nothing," Ian said calmly. "I just know someone with the same eyes and skin tone."

"Pft! Natalie Kabra, yes? I have veen confused vith her vany times! Ridiculous! I am a Janus, not a Lucian."

Dan snorted.

"YOU MARRIED A JANUS?" yelled Ian.

"Shush Ian!" hissed Amy.

"Vat? Got a problem?" Natalie asked.

"No... Of course not," Amy said quickly.

Natalie smiled at Dan who was grinning.

"Vood!" Natalie cried. "Vow, I must go to er... calle my vather!"

Dan shut the phone.

"I'm impressed!" he exclaimed.

"You should be," Natalie said. Her phone vibrated, she looked at it. "Make me impressed now."

And before Dan could ask she flipped the phone on.

"Ian!" she cried with false cheery voice.

"Natalie!" he cried with the same tone. "Please do stop," he said in a serious voice. "Can you believe it? Dan got married!"

Natalie gasped. "Really? So did I!"

Dan heard a coughing sound in the background.

"To who?" Ian asked, in a suspicious voice.

"This Jasper guy!" Natalie squeaked. "He's hot!"

"I am?" Dan asked in a squeaky voice. "I am!" He paused. "Send them a picture!"

"Yes!" shrieked Natalie. She handed her glasses over.

Dan put them on and put on a huge smile.

"Natalie! Is that really him?"

"Yes!" squeaked Dan.

"No offense, but you're vulgar," Ian said.

"Ian!" cried Amy. "Look!" There was a pause.

Dan and Natalie looked at each other.

"Wow," Ian breathed. "Clever disguises Natalie and Dan!"

"What?" Natalie asked. "There's only me here. Dan's in Brazil!"

"How would you know?" Ian asked slyly.

"I spoke to him after the wedding," Natalie lied smoothly.

"Give it up, Natalie!" Ian said.

"Never!"

"What?" Dan asked. "Well I surrender."

"Ugh," Natalie moaned, slapping her head. "We're going to get caught!"

"Yup," Dan said.

"What?" Amy asked.

"Can I tell them?" Dan asked Natalie. She shrugged. "Well, you know I work for the CIA, right?"

"Uh huh."

"Well Natalie here works for M16-"

"WHAT?" Ian yelled.

Dan blinked. "Ouch. And then guess what? Poof! Janus activity, suspicous. And who do I get assigned with? Natalie Kabra, that's who! And even worse, I'm MARRIED to her!"

For some reason, Natalie was hurt by Dan's sarcasam. She usually wasn't but now she was. Weird.

No matter.

"Interesting, I don't usually see this sarcasam in you!" Amy said.

"Ugh," Dan said rolling his eyes. "I hate my life."

He stopped, his phone was vibrating.

AIRPORT NOW.
PACKAGE ARRIVING.

"Well it seems we have a package awaiting us," he told Natalie. "Gotta ditch you, Amy and... Ian. Ciao."

He spun on the wheel. "God what has my sister gone into?"

The didn't speak for the rest of the trip to the airport.

What do you think?

So FoxFace Zero asked me, why is one of the catagories Tragedy? Three hints:

1. Rihanna

2. The wait is ova

3. The Last Spin

Hopefully you guys won't get it. Just remember, Janus specialize in the art of everything. And I mean everything. Look up the Last Spin if you're older than 14. Really violent; if you're younger, than look up The wait is ova.

Ugh. Have "Tik Tok" stuck in my head.

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