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Well Notebook,

Just when I thought that shit couldn't possibly get any worse, it did. I have this bad habit of drinking a lot when I'm nervous and now I'm really nervous so I drank about 8 energy drinks and 3 cans of soda and now I have to piss a lot. Oh yeah, I also ran out of towels and soap. Guess taking a shower is out of the question forever! Not like it matters anyway, Hygiene only matters when you're trying to impress someone, which I'm no longer trying to do so I guess that solves one of my problems. But enough about my poor and lack of Hygiene, let me tell you about the next mess I managed to get myself into.

So, somehow because Izzy is nuts, I ended up being Trent's property. Which is really weird on both parts because I honestly didn't know you could give someone away! If I knew that I would have given Courtney away a long time ago and just not cheated on her and then my world may have been slightly brighter and...Smelling better.

So yeah, Izzy hands me off to Trent who has this big smile on his face like he's either possessed or going to kill me and has been planning it a long time. So, Trent said nothing he actually pushed me down on his bed after he locked his doors! (That took forever.) He made out with me. Well technically, I made out with him first as a way to get rid of Izzy, So maybe this was his weird way of returning the favor? Okay, so don't hold this against me! In fact, let's forget I even said it, I'll say it once and then we will never talk about it again! EVER! Okay, so ya know how I made out with Courtney like a lot? and Gwen like a lot? Well out of everyone I have ever made out with Trent was the best kisser ever. (Tell anyone and you'll be dead) If I had to rate him on a scale from one to 10 I would give him a 10/10 for sure...In fact I told him this and then he suddenly got very upset with me and told me he should be 9/10.

This is where it got REALLY fucked up, Yeah, you would think the part of me kissing him and actually liking it would be the messed up part? Right? Wrong. Once I told him that I was rating him a 10/10 that is when his eyes got this really crazy look in them and he reminded me that he was in control and he owned me. He then explained to me the 9 rules of being with him and what was expected of me. This is when I learned that Trent has some really his standards.

1. Trent wanted me to write him a love song a day! (Yeah, I don't do the whole writing thing)

2. He wanted me to present him with the song of the day by playing on his guitar! (Yeah, I don't have the slightest clue how to play one.)

3. I needed to remove my piercings because he was afraid he would cut himself on them.

4. Pancakes. (Yes, I was only allowed to eat Pancakes. What the hell Trent?)

5. I had to stick my penis into his guitar at least once a day while he watched. (He basically wanted me to screw his guitar! Once again...Why?!)

6. I could only take showers with him because it saved he really wanted to use the line 'Don't drop the soap' I'm not kidding, he screamed it at least 5 times while we showered together.

7. No lighters (He thought I was going to light his hair on fire...It may have crossed my mind after the guitar thing...)

8. I was only allowed to watch channel 9 in his room. (It was very boring because it was a Spanish soap opera and I couldn't understand it! I don't think Trent understood it either but we sat and watched it together. Fuck we even cuddled for some odd reason.)

9. Have sex every night at 9:00pm.

So, now that you know what kind of screwed up things he had me do, let me tell you what to do so you don't end up screwing a guitar or having someone scream loudly in your ear while you shower.

Dating: Seriously, if you ever get the chance do date Trent. I honestly wouldn't. If Trent offers you sex however, I would take him on that. He honestly is the best person you can possibly sleep with. This dude is like some sex god, I thought I was good! He makes me look like a virgin. I can see why Gwen stuck with him even though he is obviously nuts. the fact he's really good in bed can make up for this.

Now, the bad part of Trent being really good at sex...Viagra. Trent has to cum at least 9 times EVERY time and expects you to do the same. So, needless to say you'll be taking a shitload of Viagra if you are a dude and if you're a chick well you can pretend to be excited after the first 2 times...It's safe to assume that Trent spends almost all his money buying Viagra.

Okay, so now I need to find something to say about him other then he's the best lover I have ever had...

Trent actually likes to write love songs himself. He wrote me about 47 of them and we only dated for maybe 4 days. His songs weren't great, but they were 'Cute' he put some real effort trying to find a word that rhymes with 'Mohawk' and he ended up having a really hard time between deciding between 'Cock' or 'sock' in the end he went with 'Pet Rock' how many people can say someone compared them to a pet rock they had in 3rd grade? I guess that's a good thing...Right?

He also had really soft hair and I really liked running my fingers through it, Oh and he I got to wear a pair of his boxers that he drew little green 9's on with a sharpie. It was kinda cute! Yeah, he actually did share his pet rock with me...It was his best friend. When I dumped him, I kinda stole it from him and I guess I feel bad about that...It'll look nice next to that bird house I made with Beth. So, eventually Trent thought he was clever and he told me I could leave the room if I could unlock all nine locks! I guess my Trenty-Boo forgot that I am a criminal and can pick locks. He was impressed and my freedom was given and that is when I took advantage of my new found 'Privilege'

Cheating: Oh god... This was horrible. I almost felt bad. Really, I almost felt bad for the guy. I told him that I had a dream that I was destined to go to room 9 and hang out with whoever was there. He understood this and he told me I should go! He didn't know I was going to cheat but I didn't tell him that I dreamt of cheating on him so...It's all good. He made it way too easy! Luckily for me, the person who was in room 9 was Leshawna! So, I took a swing by and had a little bit of fun. Leshawna thought I was still with Gwen and she was guilted into dating Harold. So we both had our fun! She promised she wouldn't tell Gwen and I was cool with it...Even if she did tell Gwen, I wouldn't care. If she told Trent it would break his heart.

Breaking up: This one was a surprise to me. I was content with Trent. He was a crazy whack job who had a sensitive side. If we could get him to eat something other than Pancakes and not make me screw a guitar we would be in business and I'd fucking stay with him. He's crazy enough where I could cheat on him and have a permanent thing going on with him and Leshawna, what more could I ask for, right? This was going to be my happy ending. So, what happened was, we were in the middle of watching our favorite Spanish soap opera and everyone was gathered over a hospital bed and they were crying so we pulled out our box of tissues and cried with them. Then in the middle of the show, there was a knock on the door and it was Chris. He told me that he had witnessed what was going on and he was here to put a stop to it because being gay wasn't acceptable. Chris made me dump Trent instantly on the spot and then told me that I would be having a nice long chat with him about what kind of sexual relationships are and are not acceptable on the show.

Little did I know that the little chat that he mentioned to me would lead me into having his arm around me walking me back into his bedroom to have this 'little chat' and that he apparently had cameras in every room and witnessed what I was up to. This somehow because me hanging out in Chris's room for 2 days doing whatever he wanted in exchange for Alcohol and a decent TV and a Hot Tub and ya know what? I wasn't complaining.

Okay guys, So that went actually more sane then I thought. So, I actually have a really good idea for maybe 2 people. Now it's not going to be 'Pair so and so with Duncan.' I already have the two or three planned because it just seemed right. This is going to be your choice! Would you guys rather see Duncan sleep with Noah and Cody separately? Or would you rather me throw him into some screwed up relationship with both of them at the same time? Same with Bridgette and Geoff. I have a scenario with Duncan/Noah/Cody kinda running through my head and I know some people don't like NoCo...So, the choice is entirely up to you guys with Noah/Cody and Bridgette/Geoff.