"Invisoline, is it?" Doc repeated my monster name taking notes interviewing me. He satin a chair across from me working on a pair of speakers for my iPod (I left mine at home) out of a broken sewing machine pedal and a trail mix bag.

"Yep." I replied. I had been here for a couple of weeks already. B.O.B. and Bella had been dating almost every night, Doc continued creating all sorts of gizmos and gadgets out of his garbage, Link practiced his martial arts and weigh-lifting, and Susan was, well, being Susan, making sure we stayed out of trouble and talked with me a few times.

"It's a pretty name." Susan added.

"Hey, Suz!" Link called from playing go fish with B.O.B. and Bella. She tiredly smiled back before yawning.

Three days ago, we had just got back from Buenos Aires, Argentina, where we fought this giant mutant tarantula Monger called Alpha Arana. Albeit, it wasn't pleasant; being a girl means spiders are gross. After Susan was injected with some venom from its fangs and halfway taken down, I had the fun with Doc, Link, and B.O.B. of shooting it in its multiple eyes with machine guns. Susan used what strength she had and punched the spider sending it flying into a skyscraper. The tarantula was supposed to be tranquilized to be disposed of, but thankfully Insecto ate him. Susan, not long after it was defeated, passed out hard.

Poor girl; we all thought she was a goner due to the deadliness of the venom, but the quantonium inside her battled against it and won. She was still a bit weak, but strong enough to visit her friends.

"And what was your full human name?" Doc continued.

"What was yours?" I asked cleverly.

"Let's get to that later." He told me briefly.

"Big sissy." I called him; he scowled. "Jennifer E. Griffin." I answered.

"E?"

"Evangeline."

"Griffin, you say?" His antennae perked with interest as if 'Griffin' meant something more than 'Evangeline'. "I've heard a lot of school and university students bearing the name Griffin have been top students, especially the ones descended from a Jack Griffin."

"Don't be fooled." I warned him. "Jack's some ancestor of mine, and you should see me now."

"You don't say. How well have you and your siblings done in schooling?"

"Let's just say my siblings are brainiacs, and I'm as dense as a tree stump, now let's stop. What was your real name?"

"Oh, Bennett."

"Bennett?"

"It was my last name."

"What about your first?"

"Never mind."

What a sissy.

"Hey, Jenny." Link called. "You'd be a lot harder to find if you were completely invisible."

"Look, I'm not going anywhere without any clothes." I snapped. "A couple of times was quite enough."

"She's right, Link." Susan defended me.

"Not to mention she's just a girl and not even an adolescent." Doc added. "Or maybe, we could make Jennifer's clothes invisible, too."

"We're gonna make Bill's clothes invisible?" B.O.B. asked. He still believed I was Bill, only Bill breathed helium.

"Think of it!" Doc exclaimed. "She could go in public without a hint of embarrassment. Now, for a formula."

"What another lab?" Link asked. "Did Bill have a lab?"

"Bill never had a lab and he never will." B.O.B. protested. "Bill's too fun for a lab." He turned to Bella. "Don't worry, darling, I know Bill like the palm of my hand. Only he's changed a lot since he got back. He doesn't like pistachios anymore." I had to giggle. I know I do that a lot with B.O.B., but him being such a stupid head cracks me up. It's like seeing me in a mirror, only exaggerated.

"Hmm...what's the next best thing?" Doc thought aloud. "Aha! A blood transfusion." He turned to me. "Jennifer, we need to get a blood sample. Susan, would you mind finding me a syringe in my lab?"

"No way, Doc!" I snapped putting my foot down as Susan nodded and headed for the mad scientists' room. "You aren't sticking one needle in me."

"Very well." Doc returned with a smirk. "I'm afraid there's no other way."

"Fine, go ahead." I grunted; he broke out in this long mad scientist laugh.

"Bahahahaha!" I imitated. "Laugh with me."

Doc clenched his fists, Link smirked, and B.O.B. started laughing.

"Oh, I love the 'muahahahaha'!" The childish blob exclaimed while I continued my impersonation. "Muahahaha! Bill, I knew you haven't change! Bill's still here, you guys!" Finally, I started laughing with my real laugh. Doc still glared while Link just stared there like he was watching some bizarre show.

"Quack." Link called Doc; the cockroach man's mood didn't improve.

"Okie-dokie, Doc." I called. "You can have some of my blood now." He slowly flashed this evil grin, which made me and B.O.B. stop laughing and shudder.

"Excellent." Doc whispered as Susan laid a syringe on the table. "Let the work begin." He laughed again, and I rolled my eyes.

Link snatched me up and placed me in my metal chair. Doc rolled up my sleeve and tried to locate where an arm and a vein would be; it was even harder due to the fact that I was invisible. He rubbed the chosen area on my arm with some medicine on a cotton ball and brought out the syringe. I had to turn my head; I always had this thing with needles.

"Bella Marie says it'll be alright." B.O.B. told me.

"You can do it, Jen." Susan coached.

"C'mon, Jenny." Link encouraged. "It's only a poke."

Nodding my head in thanks, I closed my eyes tightly. I felt a slight stab at which I yelped and jumped.

Girl down! Girl down! I screamed in my head.

"All done." Doc announced. "And next time, my dear, try not to jump." He was about to walk to his cell with the seemingly empty syringe. "By the way, your speakers are completed."

"Thanks, Doc!" I called. Thanks a lot, sissy. I wished to say. I plugged in my iPod, and it played Justin Bieber music for about ten minutes and exploded. Nothing happened to the iPod, just really dusty.

Doc didn't come out for about two hours, and finally came out with a giant smile.

"Jennifer, I've managed to use the distillation process to find the invisibility substance in your plasma." He told me.

"What?"

"What I'm trying to say is that I've separated the liquid that makes you invisible from your blood." He interpreted. "I've found it to be purple colored."

"Oh, good." I commented boringly. "That's the first someone's seen of me in weeks."

"And I'm going to need your clothes." He continued.

"What?" I screamed.

"Jennifer, my dear, please be reasonable."

"I am! "

"I'm needing your suit and shoes so when you slip it on it'll turn invisible on you."

"What if something should happen to her?" Susan asked.

"Like if she knocks out?" Link added.

"Her clothes will turn visible again if she falls unconscious." Doc informed.

"Great." I grumbled. "I'll probably have to go alone in my PJ's for a week."

"Absolutely not." He protested. "It'll just be until tomorrow."

"Okie-dokie." I said rolling my eyes. "If anyone needs me, I'll be in my cell." My friends back in Prince George can see me in my PJ's at our slumber parties, but no monsters allowed. I know for half a day I had to stay alone in a Tigger T-shirt and a pair of matching pajama bottoms, which is not that big of a deal, but it was a dark day for Jennifer "Invisoline" Griffin.

Doc may be a sissy at times, but that's because he's no macho buff guy. B.O.B.'s not a sissy; he's just a poor brainless kid. Link's no sissy either, he just gets humiliated when he doesn't win. Susan's no sissy at all; she's a tough cookie and a brave hearted lady. And Insecto's no sissy; she's a good girl, like a pet. Monger isn't a sissy whatsoever; he's probably made of stone.

Turns out; I'm the sissy.