A/N: Okay, so I was thinking that maybe I should post First Aid Lessons as a separate fanfic. What do you guys think? Please tell me either in your review or the poll on my profile page.

Also I realized I'm going to need more characters for that story, so if you have any ideas or you want to be in it please PM me.

And thank you to Shnizel, HeroineHiding, and Lord Sanguine for reviews.

Laser Pointers

Somewhere in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, Otto Malpense sat in a classroom with a smirk on his face. His friends sat around him, almost everyone else in the classroom was on the verge of falling asleep. He watched the entire room carefully, waiting for the perfect time in this Stealth and Evasion lesson to put his plan into action.

Almost ten minutes later he got his opportunity. He watched in silence as the fluffy, white cat slowly walked out the door, promising to return minutes later. The second the door close he grabbed his backpack and started rummaging through it. All of his friends turned to watch him in confusion.

"What are you doing?" Laura asked, moving her head slightly to the side to avoid flying school supplies.

"You'll see," he said with a smirk. A moment later, with a triumphant look on his face, he pulled a small laser pointer out of the bag.

Laura and Wing looked completely confused, but Shelby understood. "Really?" she questioned, "You know that it's not going to work out the way you want."

"Yes it will."

"No it won't."

"What!" Laura asked.

"A laser pointer. Cats." Shelby stated. Laura and Wing still looked confused. Shelby sighed, "You shine it on something and they chase it."

"That seems very unwise," Wing stated with a completely straight face.

"That's because it is," Shelby informed him.

"No it'll work!" Otto defended.

"Good luck with that."

Before any of them could continue the argument Ms. Leon returned to the room. They all shut up to avoid being noticed. Right as Ms. Leon went to restart the lesson a red dot appeared at the front of the room. Everyone looked confused then Ms. Leon ran at it. Suddenly it moved to the wall and so did she. Then it started darting across the entire room, and of course she followed.

Otto started laughing at his success. "See! I told you it'd work."

"You haven't gotten away with it yet," Laura said shaking her head.

"Sure I have."

"You will have to stop eventually though," Wing said.

"Yeah, but I'll wait until she's so exhausted she can't chase me."

"You would think, but by the looks of it I'd say those batteries are almost dead," Shelby helpfully informed him with a smile.

Otto paled (if that's even possible) as he turned back to face the spazzing teacher. He could see that Shelby was right and he could not think of a single way out of it. He quickly turned back to his friends to ask them for help, but found that they were already gone.